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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Well he does look a little put out now!!
I thought you would like it. I don't know how you could do that to a cat and not get cut to pieces.
I have a few of those myself.
Morning, to all Lush groovers and groovette3s. Coffee's on. Help yourself. Just don't make a mess, and clean up after you do.

Glad to see Kyle dropped by. Many thanks to Shameless for hanging around and picking up my slack..

Today's the birthday of Edie Adams. Some of you may remember her as the original "White Owl Girl" and from her role as Sid Ceaser's wife in the movie, "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."



She was a great singer, actress, and comedian, not to mention one of my early lush objects. She was also the wife of Ernie Kovacs, one of the pioneer in TV comedy. This video is probably their most famous bit, The Nairobi Trio. He's in the middle. She's the one who beats him on the head. Enjoy.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Good Morning yall. OOOOOOOOH coffee yay! Thsi is just my second visit, but I can sooo see myself here. Yall have a good one.
See I soooo need coffee, cant spell worth crap...hehehe
Good Morning HollyB ,, And Rev. Rump. ,, I think I will just help myself to the coffee and maybe some 2 day ol pizza here .
I got a lot to do today, So I better start off with the (Breakfast of Champions) .. !!!
Good morning all... HollyB, good to see you again.

The coffee is get a bit thick there Rev. I'll need a little whiskey to cut it a bit.

Was Lois ok after she banged her head after stumbling in last night... wait, what’s that under the pool table... LOIS, is that... oh sorry Rev. didn't mean to disturb you, are you cleaning?
Algol
Kyle, Glad you could stop by and bring you lovely friends it looks like ya'll will fit right in!

Congratulations on number 400! What are you drinking?
Algol
Coming right up Lady
Good morning/afternoon Mr. Foreskin, one and all. I'll have a sweet tea to start off my Friday. I've got ribeyes thawing, bakers cleaned and liquor cabinet stocked. All I need is for my Marine to get his cute butt home so we can start the week-end. In the meantime, I'll harass the customers in here.
sounds like a plan... hope yall have fun

-walks in, swaying her hips to the beat of "carry out", which she was listening to on her ipod. she gracefully walked over to the pool table and racked up the balls. Before she did she chaked up and grabed a pool stick. she bent over and smiled a wicked smile as she shifted her hips to the left and right, which in turned shaked her little white tail, then she took her shot, pocketing the 1 & 5 balls. she walked around the table and started to dance using the pool stick before she took her next shot-
Something tells me Bunny is an expert at rotation.

Holly, welcome back. I'm not sure, but you might go a little easy on the caffeine. Maybe throw in some Bailey's to tone it down a bit and mellow you out.

Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.

And here's a little something for Shameless and Al.




You two share and share alike. There's PLENTY to go around.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Chef, be careful. I'm told some Marines will try to take advantage of a woman.


I'm counting on it Rump. Refill please. I know I can trust you with my sweet tea. Any good Southern gentleman knows how to make sweet tea.
Damn Rev. You're going to have Shameless in a trance with his tongue hang'n out

I have a tall cold one this work day is about over!

Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!

HollyB, I have to ask… what is the tat on your lovely breast of, sorry darlin, my old eyes can't make it out.
Algol
could someone plz get me a screwdriver? thanks
Here you go Ms. Bunny, I gotcha one better this is a Slow Comfortable Screw... Enjoy

Algol
Hey Chef how's it going sounds like you in for a great weekend cheers Baby!


Thanks Al. Hope your week was a good one. And your week-end is even better.
Well ,, I finally made it . Got my first new job done today .,, And it is time for BudIce please .
You got it kid... Would you like a shot with that?

Cheers...
Algol
Yes ,, and a shot of the new girl ..,,, man I love that southern sound,!!
Evening-type, greetings.

Don't know about the rest of you, but, I always figure any day that winds up w/o finding me in jail or the emergency room has gotta be counted a good one. That now being the case, drinks are on the house.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Thank You Rev. Rump ,, I dont mind if I do .
Are you having a bad day ,, or are you just tired??
Thank you Rumple, I'm glad you're home and on the computer and not in the stockade or the E.R.

Irish whiskey neat please...
Algol
Bunny, I'm just cruising down the great info highway and after yesterday, grateful when I don't hit any potholes.

Al, would Bushmill's be okay?

What about you two? Any big plans for the weekend?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well ,, shameless gets Saturday off . finally ,, but I do need to mow my yard again .
So !! ,, I am thinking that riding the mower and drinking beer = the yard is mowed.