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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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RumpleForeskin
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This seems to fit my mood this evening.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I could not agree more.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening, Shameless. Have a Bud Ice and chill out.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I can do that .
Say ,, I guess that Zara fellow has took to soujourning somewhere over the rainbow or something ,, aint heard from him in several days .,, although I do kinda miss his philosophical Bull Shit.
Algol
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Bushmill's is fine, thank you... I'm working tomorrow morning until 1 or so then taking the darling wife out in the evening. Sunday... depends on the weather.
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Yep. Several irregulars appear to be AWOL. Alan is, of course, still on "sabbatical." and I haven't seen Scooter in some time. Just hope their abiding in some Elysian field and will return soon.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I heard from Scooter this morning ,, I think he has been up to something ,, I hope it doesnt involve Bail Money Again.
Algol
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The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.mXIxLjJVQT8TDoar
Algol
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Well ,, I looked at my friends list ,, and it seems as that Zara fellow has removed himself from it .. I bet we never hear from him again.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Quote by Algol
The weather here has been really nice I'm going to take a wild guess that Scooter has been smacking the golfball some. this weekend will be cold and wet here he'll be around as will I.Av13uQm69jSh9URL

That'd be a goodness.

I agree about the weather hurting business.

Speaking of weather, did you hear about the air-traffic hell they're having in Europe, Seems like damn near the entire continent is a "no-fly zone" after a volcano erupted in Iceland.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Dorothy: My! People come and go so quickly here!

another whiskey please...

Yeah, lots of folks stuck in the airports been there... not too fun, but you do all you can.
Algol
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Well guys .,, I am going to leave it with you . It is time to do the dishes ,, and fight for a little piece of the bed.
See you in the morning!!
Algol
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Have a good one Mr Shameless...
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Good luck in the "space wars" on your bed, Shameless.

You know, some folks just won't let you like 'em. A certain customer told me there was a strip poker game going on in the employee lounge. Well, I ain't having none of that--not while they're on the clock, and not w/o dealing me. So with heart all a'flutter, I go charging in only to find this:



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Southern_Sass
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good evening yall...well hell its mornin lmao
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, fellow Lushketters. Coffee's on. There's Bailey's and brandy for those looking to start their weekend with a smile.

<---- Be sure to admire my new AV. It's the same tiny tush, just a different pose.

Don't know if you've heard the news, but LUSH now has over 7000 stories posted. That's a prodigious pile of porn.

Just so you young whippersnappers will know, on this day back in 1971 - Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night, made it to the top of the pop music charts. The song was number one for six weeks.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, fellow Lushketters. Coffee's on. There's Bailey's and brandy for those looking to start their weekend with a smile.

<---- Be sure to admire my new AV. It's the same tiny tush, just different lighting.

Don't know if you've heard the news, but LUSH now has over 7000 stories posted. That's a prodigious pile of porn.

Just so you young whippersnappers will know, on this day back in 1971 - Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night, made it to the top of the pop music charts. The song was number one for six weeks.



Rumple Foreskin







Afternoon from my side Rump. Baily's here please and that tush looks great almost like mine, But mine is better no ligthing need to be there giggles, but yours is great
savanna
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Oh Rump look what I found and I love it, I hope the rest will love it too

savanna
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Great song Joy to the world Thanks Rump
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The first two songs are both great . ,, Here is one of mine.
Algol
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My, things are off to an early start around here today... Good Morning Shameless, Savanna and Rev Rumple!

Rumple, Thank you for your vote and comment on my short story I appreciate that very much!

Coffee and bailey’s please… I have to get my playlist play’n and get ready for some work…
Algol
savanna
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Quote by Algol
My, things are off to an early start around here today... Good Morning Shameless, Savanna and Rev Rumple!

Rumple, Thank you for your vote and commit on my short story I appreciate that very much!

Coffee and bailey’s please… I have to get my playlist play’n and get ready for some work…


Good Day Algol how are you thank you for the Baily, and yes songs all day long I think you will like this one Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
The first two songs are both great . ,, Here is one of mine.

For a while there, I thought you might have experienced what we techno-types refer to as an, "Oops." It's been awhile since I heard EH. He had one of the great "crooner" voices.

Shameless, that was a new one to me, and very nice.

Morning, Al. Your story's a good one.

Here's a mellow morning number that's one of my favorites.



Rumple Foreskin .
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Oh guys you all getting me into theses great older songs I even like them great song shameless
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Oh!! ,, I could use some Coffee Black with a whiskey chaser this morning . ,, I am going to mow the grass if it doesnt rain me out today.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
I hate to run off just when things are getting fun, but duty calls. That is to say, she who must be obeyed wants to go out for breakfast, and claims she'll pay.

Since we seem to be in a mellow mood this morning, I'll leave with the sound of one of the great female voices of all time, and one far too few folks have heard.



Enjoy.

Rumple Foreskin ;rr:
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
I hate to run off just when things are getting fun, but duty calls. That is to say, she who must be obeyed wants to go out for breakfast, and claims she'll pay.

Since we seem to be in a mellow mood this morning, I'll leave with the sound of one of the great female voices of all time, and one far too few folks have heard.



Enjoy.

Rumple Foreskin ;rr:


I love all her songs she is great thank you for this