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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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It might be good to mind your adult supervisor ,, I do . ,And life seems better when I do .
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It might be good to mind your adult supervisor ,, I do . ,And life seems better when I do .

Words of wisdom from that great guru of life, Shameless.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Good Morning Rocco .,, what will you have ??
I'll have another coffee Shameless... Nice music everyone...
Algol
Here you are Greg.,, I am running slow this morning I guess you would say it is about (par) for this course.
I’m sitting down here at the end of the bar with Savanna licking up... I mean drinking Bailey's
Algol
Good save my friend ,, , But I know what you are doing.
This is all I want to do Today!!
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I’m sitting down here at the end of the bar with Savanna licking up... I mean drinking Bailey's


Algol why did you tell shameless? He going to tell Alan it was nothing just a spill down the breast line

Oh,!! now. Iknow what happens next here.
stubles inside, walking like she rode a horse for days. ut has a shit eatin grin- good morning ya'll
Greetings Bunny .,, it looks like you have been rode hard and put up wet . ,, what can I get you??
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Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin


While I very much appreciate the "plug" for my story, and you are correct, I don't really care about the votes, I like getting comments that will help me grow as a writer, I have just one small objection. EJLS is a woman, not a man - wait - looking down at my chest, seeing significant cleavage, and not feeling a package between my legs - yes, I am indeed a woman.
Well Rev Rump . ,, I finally found that piece of music I"ve been looking for.
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Greetings Bunny .,, it looks like you have been rode hard and put up wet . ,, what can I get you??

lets just say last night was super fun!!!! i'm try kinda drunk from my platuim "O"
i'll take my usal screwdriver though. thanks
One screwdriver coming right up little lady ,, with my complementry 3/8 drive ratchet and metric socket set .,, on the house.
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Just so you know:

Our very own Algol, has just posted a "Quickie Sex" story, A CHANCE ENCOUNTER. (there's also a link on his sig line) It's a short, hot, read and includes a redhead. What more could anyone want?

ELJS, one of my "friends" and a very good writer, has posted, ELAINE. It's his first try at BDSM. And while he doesn't care about votes, he sent out a PM saying he'd appreciate comments.

Anytime you post a new story or poem, let us know. Putting a notice on the PUMPLATIONS bulletin board isn't blowing your own horn or bragging but just, "Telling it like it is."

Rumple Foreskin


While I very much appreciate the "plug" for my story, and you are correct, I don't really care about the votes, I like getting comments that will help me grow as a writer, I have just one small objection. EJLS is a woman, not a man - wait - looking down at my chest, seeing significant cleavage, and not feeling a package between my legs - yes, I am indeed a woman.

(blushes) EL, I most humbly apologize for demoting you from the elysian fields of sister-hood to the land-fill of male-dom.

Glad you stopped by and don't be a stranger. Someone's gotta help keep me straightened out..

Evening, y'all. I'd have been back soner but we had one spectacular thunderstorm come through. Knocked out the power for awhile and damn near gave the dogs a nervous breakdown. But not unlike a kidney stone in the great urinary tract of life, it too has passed.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well Rev. Rump,, I am going to leave it with you ,, I am getting an early start in the morning ,, got a lot shaking .
Good Morning everybody.,, "excuse me" while I turn the jukebox up real loud,, and put on the coffee.
" What will you have shameless" ???
ooohhhhhhhh coffee...yum..(settles herself down at the bar)
Morning, Lois. Might I join you in a cup of caffeinated bliss?

Shameless, you either pulled an all-nighter or got danged little sleep. Maybe that explains why you're talking to yourself. No matter mind. Just keep the coffee coming.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Good Morning Lois, Rumple.. Coffee smells good hold the Bailey's please..
Algol
Morning everyone. Could someone help me here? I've got that new coffee maker. I heard some of the ladies prefer this type of machine.

Well .,, sometimes I get a bit restless.
That's one fine looking machine.

Morning, Al. Looks like we have an early rising crowd this morning.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
They probably are getting ready to mow the yards.
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Morning, Lois. Might I join you in a cup of caffeinated bliss?

Shameless, you either pulled an all-nighter or got danged little sleep. Maybe that explains why you're talking to yourself. No matter mind. Just keep the coffee coming.

Rumple Foreskin


No problem Rumple (grins)