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Good Luck Rumple!!!
Algol
That eye doctor stuff cant be any fun!!
Many thanks, Al. Y'all behave in a manner befitting RUMPLATIONS unique standards till I'm back.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey shame,,,, can I borrow your John Deer,,I might need it to retrieve my ball today.


Jenny is going with me today!
Yes you can Scooter .. ,,, But you might need a Bush Hog too.!!
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I am still doing John Deeres this morning.


Shameless it looks like you need to get the grass harv... cut
Algol
I could have won a $ 100.00 bet on that old tractor ,, but I didnt take it .
Good Morning Shameless Algol Rump Rocco Scooter and the girls Coffee and a song early morning Oh Alan we have a cup ready for you waiting




Great Family Shame are they yours?


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The little boy is my youngest grandson .,, the three other people are good hard working friends of mine . ,, and in the picture where the blue and red truck is ,, are 2 of my grand daughters.
you have a great family Shameless the truck is it yours
No.! ,, just an old one we haul fescue seed in.
Morning, Savanna

Shameless, that's a fine crew. If I'd known grandkids were so much funk I'd have started out with them and avoided all that stress and bother of raising their parents.

I'm just back from my eyeball doc. Looks like I'll be seeing him again Tuesday week for a third try on fixing my detached retina. With luck, this one will be the charm.

Fortunately, I'll have my live-in nurse to provide needed TLC. Unfortunately, she's a psych nurse with over 30 years experience in dealing with my bull shit.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, Savanna

Shameless, that's a fine crew. If I'd known grandkids were so much funk I'd have started out with them and avoided all that stress and bother of raising their parents.

I'm just back from my eyeball doc. Looks like I'll be seeing him again Tuesday week for a third try on fixing my detached retina. With luck, this one will be the charm.

Fortunately, I'll have my live-in nurse to provide needed TLC. Unfortunately, she's a psych nurse with over 30 years experience in dealing with my bull shit.

Rumple Foreskin



Wish you well on the eye Rump, Nurse I feel your pain not his giggles
Thanks Savanna. I'll pass along your condolences to the wife-unit.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I wish you the best Rev. Rump. ,, this cant be any fun.
Wow Rumple hope that is the charm... what a pain in the butt... pour yourself a few fingers of Van Winkle on me...
Algol
walks inside- hey hook me up with a screwdriver plz.
Bunny you’re getting way too much vitamin C… Try a white Russian, Trust me when I say... "I’m sure you’ll enjoy it."
Algol
Damn now . ,, I missed the women again.
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Damn now . ,, I missed the women again.






We here shameless what happen you also missing and eye
wooooooooooooooo-HOOOOOOOOO!!!! guess what everyone?!!!! we should have a party. b/c i just got 2 grants for college!!
wooooooooooooooo-HOOOOOOOOO!!!! guess what everyone?!!!! we should have a party. b/c i just got 2 grants for college!!
Well congratulations Bunny!!
Thanks for the good wishes, everyone.


Way to go, Ms Bunny!

Just take my advice, when you matriculate, don't do it in front of the student union while classes are changing. .

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Just posted this on the Book Recommendation thread over on the, Ask The Author forum making this a re-post,. So sue me, then get yourself a copy of:


INHERENT VICE by Thomas Pynchon:

Take as plot the trials and tribulations of a cynical private investigator on the mean streets of a big city, but instead of Phillip Marlow or Sam Spade, make him a dope-smoking, acid dropping hippie, more or less working in LA in 1970, then toss in some sinister, powerful, quirky and/or sexy minor characters along with Pynchon's unique sense of humor and you've got a bestseller. Recommended.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN