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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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I see Lola brought her own creamer lol… I’m glad I only take Bailey’s Irish cream in mine. Yes Sir Rumple it's filling up this morning. They must be coming in for the gospel Sunday brunch...
Algol
Algol
Man Algol !! That brother can flat pick that thing.
I agree with Ahameless at least 100%. But when talking gospel, then you gotta mention: The Blind Boys of Alabama



Rumple Foreskin ;rr:
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Got us a new sign for the front door Rev. Rump .,,, It needs to placed in a good location for Quick and Easy viewing. ,, I am thinking the lower the better ,, as we might start getting a few Pygmies comming in ,, or if we are already needing to crawl in .
Oh, dearly beloved. Bring your trials and tribulations into the First Church of the Burning Bush, and short,

"Oh, Happy Day.



The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

eta: Do like that sign, Shameless.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Amen Rev Rumple... That's some nice music on the lovely Sunday Morning!

I'm ready for that Baileys now...

Great sign you have there Shameless...
Algol
I expect to get into trouble with the girls over this one.,, So .,, what is new??
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Coffee with a splash of fortification on a Sunday morning is a goodness. (slides cup over to Algol)

Wonder how many folks here at Lush would believe the songs we've been posting?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Well it is good for us!!
Good Morning guys hugs and kisses all around I was going to make some pancakes, but oh what a mess I made here now, Okay im learning still but this was fun



Do you need me to help clean you up ??
walks in swaying her hips sedutively to the beat of "stacy's mom" blasting out of her ipod. walking over to the juke box she plugs it in before shaking out her milk chocolate brown hair. she smiled as she stepped onto the bar and let the red robe slide down her long arms revealing that she only had a blck thong on with a little white bunny tail and a black lacey bra, with 5 inch heels in black. she started to dance on the bar and the slid down the pole and worked it.
Evening Rumple, Have any Irish whiskey back there?
Algol
Irish whiskey I do got. Here you go, Al

You know, I been thinking about Shameless spending the weekend on his riding lawn mower doing battle his yard, reminded me of the John Deere riding mower my father bought the minute I went off to college. Thus inspired, I hunted down this country classic. What da you say we hereby dedicate it to Shameless and all the outher Lush lawn warriors?



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Mmm... nice smooth whiskey, That's a great idea Rumple, I can see Shameless riding around on the chopper/mower
Algol
I'm flashing on an image of Shameless and his neighbors as a riding lawnmower drill team doing fancy maneuvers, sorta like some Shriner unit in parades.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Now that you mention it.....
Algol
Hey guys !!! I can just see shameless ridding on one of those shiners mini bikes in a parade. what a image.NFBGeTpfkzhQ318w


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Good Morning Everybody!! .,, No,, I didnt get the yard cut.,, A friend of mine was in a bind on Sunday,,, So, I was needed elsewhere.
You guys sure found some really great John Deere stuff,, and I mean stuff I have never seen.,, Oh Rev. Rump. ,,, Could I have cofffee ??
Good Morning Shameless...

I think Rev. Kept the bar open late last night so I suspect he'll be sleeping in this morning...

Hot coffee coming up...
Algol
Well ,, shameless did not get in very early last night either.
But I did get a lt done. ,, and very tired now.
Morning, fellow carbon based life forms. Coffee's on.

Shamelss soes seem to be keeping some exotic hours. Now as to whether that x is replaced with an r ever so often, you'll have to ask him.

Hate to bring up the subject, but it's another, Blue Monday.



Rumple Foreskin

eta: There has beena Scooter sighting. Proceed with caution.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
This is Good Rev. ,, It Is always nice to get a little inspiration on Monday !!
Hey Rumple. It's all sunshine here getting into the 60's Scooter said he's golfing today
Algol
Hey is anyone in the flight path of the shuttle this morning (I posted it in the pub)... that would be fun to see...
Algol
Good morning Rumple,shame,Al, savanna, miss sexie bunny,and every body else!
Shoot,I now forgot what I was gonna order?
There are worse ways to spend a Monday. In fact, there are a whole lot of worse ways.

I'll be heading back to my eye-doc in a few minutes. Seems we were a week ahead of time seven days ago. Should be back fore long.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Morning, Scoter. Coffee with a shot of whiskey, maybe?
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN