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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Oh!! Rev. Rump. ,, I found you a gal to help care for you in your time of need. ,, and Ya'll have something in common.
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Oh!! Rev. Rump. ,, I found you a gal to help care for you in your time of need. ,, and Ya'll have something in common.


Wow Rump will make sure he eye will take longer to heal, Me too if I had her looking after me. Oh wait a min is that Alan? I know that tattoo, same one Alan got
IMHO, she could do a whole mess of assuaging both body and soul.

But, of course, I already have a well trained, highly qualified, live-in nurse.




Still, someone to work relief on the swing shift would be nice.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Just noticed that Algol and HollyB are on the Top Author list.

Congratulations to you both. Now prepare for the inevitable one-bombs.

Drinks on the house.

I'm heading into the sunset. Last one out turn off the lava lamp.uCRye6dcUVTs

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I'll turn it off on the way out Padre.
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Just noticed that Algol and HollyB are on the Top Author list.

Congratulations to you both. Now prepare for the inevitable one-bombs.

Drinks on the house.

I'm heading into the sunset. Last one out turn off the lava lamp.QUD4tCbiojxP

Rumple Foreskin


Rumple, Thanks for the acknowledgment and the drinks! I noticed I was on the list a few days ago... and have been waiting to get knocked off.
Algol
Good Morning Everyone,

The coffee is brewing and I think those things at the end of the bar are edible (except the green ones)

What will you have?
Algol
Shameless, You're a man of few words, I like that... Have some more coffee.
Algol
Well .,, Maybe
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Morning, Mr. and Ms Lushketter and all ships at sea. (pours coffee - drinks same)

What's happening? Other than the NFL draft coming up, I haven't a clue (as usual)

I'd thought about showing up with Aaron Copeland's Fanfare for the Common Man blaring, there being few so common as lil' ol' moi, but it's just a bit intense for morning listening.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hello..... RUMPLE YOU BACK THERE!!!

Algol pulls a tall draft... then blows the dust off the bottle of rye whiskey pouring a short shot... shooting it down in one gulp.

"Damn, no wonder there's dust on that bottle..." shakes his head and sips the beer.
Algol
Well it looks like my day may be off to a good start.
Have a drink Shameless, What's fun and exciting on your aganda today?
Algol
I think the building cost is more than the owner is willing to spend ,, So!! I might be home more than I want to.
Well that's a bummer... Now you have time to cut the grass...
Algol
Done that yesterday . ,, But I did get some really good e-mails this morning .,, and they really helped brighten the day .
Where's bisubbiebunny? I have a big batch of screwdrivers ready and nobody to share them with!

Oh well, guess I have to drink it all myself.
Hey ! Barkeep. ,, can I get some Budice beer??
BudIce coming up... all that typing making you thirsty Shameless
Algol
Yes. ,, and has began to affect my sex life also.,, but I could go for another
All you two talk about is women and drinking, except on those days when you talk about women drinking.

Sounds likie a winner to me.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
I'll have the gal on the right please!! ,, the one on the left kinda scares me!!
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I'll have the gal on the right please!! ,, the one on the left kinda scares me!!


aww the one on the left has a great personality though Shameless.e6DSN4g5cvI4vngk She's the "fun" one.

I think I'll have another paintstripper, Rumple baby. Any word on the hoppin' bunny? She usually has a game of pool going by now. I think she might be a hustler- so watch out boys.
In the immortal words of, Mickey Gilly: The girls all get prettier at closing time.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
This is good.
One paint-thinner coming up, Lady. You want that with a ball-bearing or not?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
the more balls the better, Mr. Skin
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the more balls the better, Mr. Skin

Indeed.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Damn Rev. ,,, That almost sounded sexual !!