RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

22 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
Thank You Rev. ,, I guess the (golden Boy) will be back tommorrow. ,, I guess the Pope is done working on him.

just the pope Shameless? I think you have to go and get him out the pub, to get back here.

22 Apr 2010

I"ll bet your are right .. He hasn't been around for our occassional (booze fest)... in many days .,,, he must be getting pretty dry.

22 Apr 2010

Life is so serene when you have no idea what the hell's going on.

Rumple (serene is me) Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Life is so serene when you have no idea what the hell's going on.

Rumple (serene is me) Foreskin

why you need to know what is going on? is it not better just to zone out?

22 Apr 2010

But here in the real world ,, it"s not that easy at all.

22 Apr 2010

Quote by shameless009
I"ll bet your are right .. He hasn't been around for our occassional (booze fest)... in many days .,,, he must be getting pretty dry.

Shameless I found Alan he is begging to let him in

22 Apr 2010

Word has it English pubs always have a dart board. I've hesitated to install one here on account as how we ain't in England and the idea of RUMPLATIONS customers with sharp pointy objects is not for the faint-of-heart, or easily punctured. However, as part of the on-going effort to make this joint aqn open, inclusive den of inequity welcoming to the depraved of every land....

Say hello to Darla the Dart Girl. Now y'all play nice.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Well merciful heavens lets get the brother a drink ,, nothing too stout though ,, He might blow up !

22 Apr 2010

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Word has it English pubs always have a dart board. I've hesitated to install one here on account as how we ain't in England and the idea of RUMPLATIONS customers with sharp pointy objects is not for the faint-of-heart, or easily punctured. However, as part of the on-going effort to make this joint aqn open, inclusive den of inequity welcoming to the depraved of every land....

Say hello to Darla the Dart Girl. Now y'all play nice.

Rumple Foreskin

I would (rub) her butt if necessary.

22 Apr 2010

Shameless, you are a caring man of culture and refinement. Why, I bet you'd rub her bottom even if it wasn't absolutely 100% necessary.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

What ever the Lady needs ..

22 Apr 2010

A re-post so everyone can meet Darla the Dart Girl who will woman our new board.

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Word has it English pubs always have a dart board. I've hesitated to install one here on account as how we ain't in England and the idea of RUMPLATIONS customers with sharp pointy objects is not for the faint-of-heart, or easily punctured. However, as part of the on-going effort to make this joint aqn open, inclusive den of inequity welcoming to the depraved of every land....

Say hello to Darla the Dart Girl. Now y'all play nice.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

I hope somebody dont run her off before Alan gets back ,,, she looks like his kind of girl now!!

22 Apr 2010

Good morning Rev Rumple, an all you other fine lush's!
Rump, you mind if I poke Darla the dart girl!
I have just the right dart for her.
Is It true, Al's on his way back from re hab tommorrow!
Hope the Pope didn't hurt his back side too bad, but he's a big Alter Boy now,
He can take it

22 Apr 2010

Morning, Scooter. You'll have to check with Darla about the use of personal darts.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Rev, ,, I forgot to tell you about this wine salesman that came in late last night. ,, and I hated to turn her down on her sales . ,, So we owe her money now .
Well her sales pitch was too hard to turn down.

22 Apr 2010

I've decided to let Darla throw the first dart Rump.

I did find Al tho,, He said if Nicola don't give him the key to lush tommorrow, he will jump from this wind turbine?
I was able to coax him down and I hooked him up with a tripple bourban, with a double bourban chaser.
He's got that look in his eye's again!

22 Apr 2010

Dang... busy morning around here new dart board Nice, new wine sales woman Really Nice...
I feel like I've already put in a long day... baileys and coffee Please Rumple...

Algol

22 Apr 2010

Shameless, very understandable. No hard feelings. You meant well, right? Just next time she stops by, let me handle the, uh, negotiations.

Scooter, I didn't know Alan had a thing about the wind.

To my way of thinking, wind is usually a goodness.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Bailey's and coffee for hard working, Al.

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Blow, blow Seminol wind~~~~~~~~~~

22 Apr 2010

John Anderson

22 Apr 2010

Didn't he run for pre3sident of the US of A a few years ago? evil4

One last blow job, so to speak.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Will she do

22 Apr 2010

Love those wind shots Rumple... thumbup

Algol

22 Apr 2010

I dont remember him running for president. ,, But I do like to hear him sing.

22 Apr 2010

If you're loving 'em, here's a couple more from the same photo shoot. The model is Charlize Theron.

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

Quote by savanna
Will she do

I could look at her for hours. ,, If she forced me to.

22 Apr 2010

I could look at her for hours. ,, If she forced me to.

Understood. But only after you've put up a stout struggle, right?

Rumple Foreskin

RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN

22 Apr 2010

howdy folks...

22 Apr 2010

Well looks like we have another convert here in the halls of Rumplations Honky Tonk & cyberbar.
What would you like to drink Lovely Lady ??