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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Scooter, if you're a bit too wired to sleep, maybe some hypnosis would help.

Just relax, that deep breathes, and concentrate on the bouncing boobs.



Rumple Foreskin



Do you mean these
Awwwww,, It didn't work Rump,,
It's ok,,my eyes are still stuck wide open from seeing savanna bent over that wash tub

I might need some thing real strong here!
Moonshine or some thing please[-o<
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Scooter, if you're a bit too wired to sleep, maybe some hypnosis would help.

Just relax, that deep breathes, and concentrate on the bouncing boobs.



Rumple Foreskin



Do you mean these


Nice,,,,,savanna,,,better make it a set a doubles Rev
Yes,, I'm definately seeing doubles
Looks like a winning pair to me.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey Mr Rumple,,,,,
By my time zone,,Al has 4 hours left of his disqualification from Lush.
I wonder when Nicola will allow him back?
Maybe I should get him a double bourban, and mays well hook him up with a bourban chaser too.
Maybe just leave it on the bar, if need be. He should know who It's for,
in case he sneaks in early, or late, what ever the case may be.

Have you been over to see the sexie shoes section yet? I never knew,,, just how sexie a nice set of shoe's can be,,,,on a girl!
I have my eye on you!
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scooter I have my eye on you!


And what pretty eyes they are scooter lucky you
Oh hi honey,, Ahhh,,I just stopped in for one

( I knew I should a stayed under savanna's table)

Rump, can I have that 1 tripple moonshine now
Something tells me Alan won't waste a lot time trying to determine the ownership of any unattended drink.

I'd say the odds are about 100-1 I won't be around in four hours. However, I will leave the lava lamp to guide him in for a safe landing.


Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Save me some scoot.
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Quote by prettyeyes
scooter I have my eye on you!


And what pretty eyes they are scooter lucky you


you are absalutely right savanna,,
now if I could just get her to lick her shoulder!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titty counting again?
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Something tells me Alan won't waste a lot time trying to determine the ownership of any unattended drink.

I'd say the odds are about 100-1 I won't be around in four hours. However, I will leave the lava lamp to guide him in for a safe landing.


Rumple Foreskin


Rock on Rumple,,, and you too Sir shameless, an prettyeye's,an savanna, an algol, an all the rest a the fun bunch!
Good Evening Everyone,

I would to give one our own here at RUMPLATIONS a little cheer ... LadyX has put out (maybe not the best choice of words) really good story. If you have not a chance to read "Gamble" take a little time and give it look. It's very evident she took her time. Great job LadyX

I'm ready for another Bulleit bourbon, neat please...

Cheers...
Algol
Hey Al,, Nice to see you,
Let me get that for you, and thanks for the heads up on LadyX's story.
I told her I would read it, and now that you recomend it,I'm gonna get right on it!
Enjoy!
Where the hell is every body?
Are you guys about ready for some new entertainment ??
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Are you guys about ready for some new entertainment ??


As always my friend!
Let me see if I can scare some up ..
You know Rumple... (Algol whispers) Well... he's kind of getting up there, I think he has to go to bed when the street lights come on.0X3nWaY68rqLlV7y

And Shameless... God only knows what that old hound's out chasing but I'll bet she has a BudIce hanging around her neck...

It's just you and me Scooter... Cheers my friend!

Hey Shameless... BudIce?

Algol
yes.,,That problem we have been having this weeki s here again.
Yes, it's a little slow tonight...
Algol
I hope that Rev. Rumps eye gets better soon. ,, look at what he is missing!!
I'm sure he'll see that just fine...
Algol
I did not know he had his office repainted.
Well It certainly didn't hurt my eyes any shame!
What do you suppose them girls are doing to that poll?
Looks like that one is stuck to it
Well I dont know . ,,, But i could try to imitate the pole ,, if they needed me to !!
And they keep trying to tell me there is no such thing as mermaids!!