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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Now we have a puppy swinging on a poll
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it is a baby shameless aw how cute
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Yes Sir, I'm sure you're correct. Everyone must be sleeping in this morning Shameless but I'll have a quick coffee with you before I get going...
Algol
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Morning, sports fans. Coffee's on.
Has there been an Alan sighting?
Rumple Foreskin
Has there been an Alan sighting?
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Morning, Shameless. Let's put out a couple Alan attractors:
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Hey,,good morning all you lush/ Rumple folks.
Looks like your Alan attractors worked pretty good on me Revern.
I'm going to save the coffee for the folks that need it.
How do you open this hand made bottle of Al's Bourban?
I'll try an save a drop or two for himl.
Bourban any one!
Looks like your Alan attractors worked pretty good on me Revern.
I'm going to save the coffee for the folks that need it.
How do you open this hand made bottle of Al's Bourban?
I'll try an save a drop or two for himl.
Bourban any one!
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
There have been Alan sightings. The lures must have worked.
Morning, Scooter. You are so thoughtful to save him a sip or two of RVW.
Rumple Foreskin
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
There have been Alan sightings. The lures must have worked.
Morning, Scooter. You are so thoughtful to save him a sip or two of RVW.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey People...Don't go drinking all the bourbon celebrating me coming back...I have to go submit a poem I wrote, I Married A Hooker it should post later, since I am Lush Stories official Purveyor of Poetry & Porn now...note the new classy forum rank...I got that and I wasn't even allowed on the premises...
Let me just get some of that bourbon, a tall glass should do for now, and I'll be back in a bit...
Cheers,
Alan.
Btw, Mr. Rumpskin...you've really done wonders with the place...
Let me just get some of that bourbon, a tall glass should do for now, and I'll be back in a bit...
Cheers,
Alan.
Btw, Mr. Rumpskin...you've really done wonders with the place...
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Welcome back, Alan. Can we now call you, 3-P?
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
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Welcome back, Alan. Can we now call you, 3-P?
Rumple Foreskin
I've been called a lot worse...
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Welcome back, Alan. Can we now call you, 3-P?
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I've been called a lot worse...
And it's still early,,,,4-P
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Alan welcome my love come and join me please breakfast. cannot wait to read I married a hooker. she was not me was she
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No I did not forget any of the rest please come and join me there is more then enough, Rump I trust the eye is better today. Scooter it is me and you today words need to said here. Shameless how are you my sweet dog? Algol please stay on the top five. and the rest of the guys hugs and kisses ladies I hope Algol pouring the Baily's
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I want my own personal hooker.PWAPeAq3I6XBCnUt
This one might dew! (as in dripping dew!)
This one might dew! (as in dripping dew!)
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OK!! savanna,,but canni keep the hooker?!
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OK!! savanna,,but canni keep the hooker?!
will she do scooter
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yes, of course. Question is: will she do scooter?
Can I keep both of them!
I'm unfortunatly in charge of fetching more Bourban For that danged Alan lush dude.
I will head to town, and return with a fresh batch, And only 2 emptie one's!
Can I keep both of them!
I'm unfortunatly in charge of fetching more Bourban For that danged Alan lush dude.
I will head to town, and return with a fresh batch, And only 2 emptie one's!
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Hey you so-called IN Crowd...bunch of incorrigible ingrates running up my tab while I was gone to the point where it now has to be expressed in scientific notation...
I guess I am actually allowed back here...my poem posted, that's always a good sign...I'm still a bit nervous here...I think I need another bourbon here to calm my nerves...is there any left???
And Savanna...I would gladly join you for breakfast...lunch, dinner and bed-time snack...you just say where and when...
I have a few things to do, but be back later...
"IN Crowd"...ha, you don't see Dobey Gray hanging out here...
Later,
Alan.
I guess I am actually allowed back here...my poem posted, that's always a good sign...I'm still a bit nervous here...I think I need another bourbon here to calm my nerves...is there any left???
And Savanna...I would gladly join you for breakfast...lunch, dinner and bed-time snack...you just say where and when...
I have a few things to do, but be back later...
"IN Crowd"...ha, you don't see Dobey Gray hanging out here...
Later,
Alan.
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I have a few things to do, but be back later...
"IN Crowd"...ha, you don't see Dobey Gray hanging out here...
Alan.
That's 'cause we've got Ramsey Lewis and his trio.
.
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Good afternoon Everybody!
Look who's back... Nice to see you Alan. No bourbon today? Did you quit drinking while you were on your sabbatical... I think Rumple bought in something special for you.
Look who's back... Nice to see you Alan. No bourbon today? Did you quit drinking while you were on your sabbatical... I think Rumple bought in something special for you.
Algol