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Hey Alan, you could always do a strip tease for us, you have a good start
you're already shirtless, so let the music start and we''ll put dollars in your
g-string. If you're good your bill will be paid by the end of closing!
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Hey you so-called IN Crowd...bunch of incorrigible ingrates running up my tab while I was gone to the point where it now has to be expressed in scientific notation...
I guess I am actually allowed back here...my poem posted, that's always a good sign...I'm still a bit nervous here...I think I need another bourbon here to calm my nerves...is there any left???
And Savanna...I would gladly join you for breakfast...lunch, dinner and bed-time snack...you just say where and when...
I have a few things to do, but be back later...
"IN Crowd"...ha, you don't see Dobey Gray hanging out here...
Later,
Alan.
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Sure you would, we will all be drinking, so what do they say,
with drunk eyes you look fine, but stay away from that fat girl Al,
she's trouble!
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-walks in heart broken- hey guys -crys- set me up with the strongest stuff u got.
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But Alan love big woman I think they very sexy
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But Alan love big woman I think they very sexy
Well Savanna...you must have heard about the experience I had while I was off the last couple of weeks...scared me so much I almost gave up drinking...notice I said "almost"
I even wrote a poem about it, think I can post it here...lets see, no , no violence...yeah, I'm good...
I Woke Up With A Fat Chick
I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.
The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.
Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simply in a blur.
Could I have picked her up in a bar?
How did she possibly fit in my car?
I was no longer in the mood,
As I thought of ways to protect my food.
I thought about the weight limit of my bed,
If she rolls over, I’ll be dead,
I tried to think of a good excuse,
For me to turn this cow loose.
Not trying to sound really mean,
But she was the biggest I have seen,
If she had an appetite,
No telling what she would bite.
A girl so big she had her own zip code,
Now here she was in my abode,
No way could I have fun,
With a girl who outweighed me three to one.
Just a warning from me to you,
Be careful what you go and do,
Because if you think you’re seeing double,
You just might be in really big trouble.
04-14-10.
Cheers,
Alan
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Are you well received here Alan??
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Are you well received here Alan??
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How are you doing on the other matter we discussed this morning??
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Are you well received here Alan??
No he miss the dance and the surprise who never showed up. I think I have to give him a pole dance what you think?
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How are you doing on the other matter we discussed this morning??
LOL! Not that well recieved...
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That was very nice Savanna...that is indeed a talented girl there, if I say so myself...heck, I just did...
Gives me an idea...somebody around here has to do the thinking...
Why don't we have a talent show for the ladies right here at Rumplebations??? We could have pole dancing competition, wet T-shirt contest...heck, we could surely think of a few more things...ah hem...
The winner could get the title of Miss Rumplebations 2010...what do you say Mr. Rumpskin???
Maybe the winner could get a T-shirt or something...wet, of course...
Um, while I'm here...can I get a refill on my drink? You shouldn't even be charging me considering all these brilliant ideas I come up with...
Cheers,
Alan.
