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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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What a dancer? Wow anybody knows the singer I love the song also, anyone how will I find the song I dont know the name of the song. I want to practice on the song please. giggles
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I don't know what happened to the Right Rev...maybe he has a mass to say tonight...
Anyway, I think we should get this party started, this is a honky-tonk...
Anyway, I think we should get this party started, this is a honky-tonk...
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I don't know what happened to the Right Rev...maybe he has a mass to say tonight...
Anyway, I think we should get this party started, this is a honky-tonk...
Anyway, I think we should get this party started, this is a honky-tonk...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Good one, Al. Of course, it's hard to miss with Stevie Ray.
Don't leave us, Shameless, at least not with Rita the Rack Girl.
Rumple Foreskin
Don't leave us, Shameless, at least not with Rita the Rack Girl.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I feel like saying something like "Nice rack Rita"...yes, those words seem to come to mind...
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You two are pool purist.
Rumple Foreskin
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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You two are pool purist.
Rumple Foreskin
If that girl really wants to play pool...I'm ready to sink some balls...I got my stick handy...
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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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A noble resolution, Alan. However, with Rita having left with Shameless (who knew he had a pool table at his house?) you'll need to make do with Stella the Stick Girl.
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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Yes, she can chalk my cue anytime...
Rita didn't really believe Shameless had a pool table at his house did she???
That line is still working for him??? Damn...wish I had thought of that one...
Give me another drink, will ya? Put it on Shameless's tab since he left with Rita...he'll never know...
Cheers,
Alan.
Rita didn't really believe Shameless had a pool table at his house did she???
That line is still working for him??? Damn...wish I had thought of that one...
Give me another drink, will ya? Put it on Shameless's tab since he left with Rita...he'll never know...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Hey Rumple, where is Freda the felt girl?
You have no idea how I felt about Freda the felt girl, I got stuck on Stella the stick girl and many times I racked my mind over Rita after she walked out...
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(puts drinks on bar)
Here you go, Alan, a double-RVW with an RVW chaser. Al, I hope you don't mind 50-year old single malt.
Speaking of chalking your cue, we do have a third-string, relief intern. Meet young Dusty the Chalk Girl.
Rumple Foreskin
Here you go, Alan, a double-RVW with an RVW chaser. Al, I hope you don't mind 50-year old single malt.
Speaking of chalking your cue, we do have a third-string, relief intern. Meet young Dusty the Chalk Girl.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Pardon the threadjack, but I just gotta mention this.
LadyX, the princess of porn, is having a VERY good April at Lush. Here's the scorecard for her two most recent stories:
Speaking as the author of several stories with single-digit votes and, let's just say, less elevated scores, those are jaw-dropping numbers.
I strongly suggest y'all check 'em out.
Rumple Foreskin
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Rumple Foreskin
LadyX, the princess of porn, is having a VERY good April at Lush. Here's the scorecard for her two most recent stories:
Gamble
I had to lose almost everything before I came to my senses, sitting there at the dining table with my boyfriend Todd - watching him gamble away everything he owned and, as it turned out, a few majo...
Added : Apr 22, 2010 | Category : | Votes : 45 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 3,111
Downhill
"I'm gonna cum, honey! I'm cumming- ahhh!" Loi tensed his whole body, holding himself stiffly before rolling off and collapsing on the mattress beside me. I carefully pulled the condom off of h...
Added : Apr 02, 2010 | Category : Group Sex | Votes : 50 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 7,655
Speaking as the author of several stories with single-digit votes and, let's just say, less elevated scores, those are jaw-dropping numbers.
I strongly suggest y'all check 'em out.
Rumple Foreskin
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Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I've never had a 50 y/o single malt Rumple a bit out of my range. I do however have as I type…
This one is on me Rumple....
This one is on me Rumple....
Algol
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Hey Rev Rump...do you mean the new avatar pic has not been working to attract views/votes to your stories??? I'm really surprised a time-honored method like that has not done the trick...
But yes, LadyXuani is doing well...probably because in addition to being hot looking, she happens to write really well...a combination that can't be beat, if anyone wants my opinion...
OK, maybe not...
Btw...LadyX "Princess of Porn"...hmmm...nice ring to it...
Algol...are you telling us you are sitting at home with a 20-year-old???
Well, good for you sir...no wonder you turned down the 50-year old...trade her in for two 25's....
I'll take something strong while I'm here, something a step up from the paint thinner though.
Bourbon should do...make it a double with a bourbon chaser...
And I want you to know that I am working most diligently on a new scheme...I mean, um, plan to pay down my tab...
I just have no clue what it is yet...
Cheers,
Alan.
But yes, LadyXuani is doing well...probably because in addition to being hot looking, she happens to write really well...a combination that can't be beat, if anyone wants my opinion...
OK, maybe not...
Btw...LadyX "Princess of Porn"...hmmm...nice ring to it...
Algol...are you telling us you are sitting at home with a 20-year-old???
Well, good for you sir...no wonder you turned down the 50-year old...trade her in for two 25's....
I'll take something strong while I'm here, something a step up from the paint thinner though.
Bourbon should do...make it a double with a bourbon chaser...
And I want you to know that I am working most diligently on a new scheme...I mean, um, plan to pay down my tab...
I just have no clue what it is yet...
Cheers,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
A new plan--to pay down your tab?
What a comfort in my declining years.
Rumple Foreskin
What a comfort in my declining years.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Hey Mr. Rumple...since you had Rita The Rack girl, etc. I thought who might be missing...I thought a picture of Holly The Hole Girl would be in order...so, I did a quick Google search...
Do you guys realize that there is not a single site on the whole web that features naked women playing pool???
How can a travesty like this occur in this day and age???
(Shakes head)
I think maybe we should start one...what do you guys think?
Give me another drink while I'm thinking...maybe I can make money off this idea somehow and pay down my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
Do you guys realize that there is not a single site on the whole web that features naked women playing pool???
How can a travesty like this occur in this day and age???
(Shakes head)
I think maybe we should start one...what do you guys think?
Give me another drink while I'm thinking...maybe I can make money off this idea somehow and pay down my tab...
Cheers,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Nice work Algol...I see you have a pool table at home too...
When they told you to keep it covered to protect the felt, I see you took it very seriously...
When they told you to keep it covered to protect the felt, I see you took it very seriously...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
Well put, Algol.
Alan, you may have spotted the next big thing in WWW sites. I found Rita and Stella using, Sexy Pool, I think.
Rumple Foreskin
Alan, you may have spotted the next big thing in WWW sites. I found Rita and Stella using, Sexy Pool, I think.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Wow, thanks for the plug Rumple Baby- you are the kindest barkeep I've met since earlier this afternoon. ;) The writing is fun- almost as fun as you broken down lush lushies at the bar. Maybe because I am just as broken down as you all- in my own way.
Have a good friday night everybody- make it count!
Have a good friday night everybody- make it count!
Artistic Tart
Should I petition Gav for the title "princess of porn"? 
Show of hands, please! 
Show of hands, please!