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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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RumpleForeskin
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Wow, thanks for the plug Rumple Baby- you are the kindest barkeep I've met since earlier this afternoon. ;) The writing is fun- almost as fun as you broken down lush lushies at the bar. Maybe because I am just as broken down as you all- in my own way.

Have a good friday night everybody- make it count!

Your way of being "broken down" is much more, uh, interesting than ours, trust me.

Congrats on the success of, Gamble, and , Downhill. Celebrate with a great weekend.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: I'm heading for bed. Youse guys play nice. rf
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
scooter
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Theres 2 hands LadyX
Algol
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Good Morning!! I have the coffee brewing and the Baileys at the end of the bar please help yourselves...
Algol
DirtyMartini
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Good Morning So Called "IN" Crowd...a bunch of inferior, incompetant ingrates who should probably be incarcerated with incommutably long sentences...
I guess I fit right "in"...let me pull up a seat...
Is the coffee still dark, murky and needs to be infused with a shot or three of bourbon just to get it to a drinkable consistency???
Ah, what the heck...pour me one...
Nice Ramsey Lewis video, btw Mr. Rumple...I almost forgot about that version...I have Dobey's version on my Playlist...if Algol didn't steal it...
Let me just grab a drink for now...are those pastries at the end of the bar, or did some kid forget his science experiment???
I think I'll pass on those...
Later,
Alan.

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Al. Bless you for the caffeine.

Alan, you should have included "incommunicado" as in, "incarcerated incommunicado" on your list. Otherwise our words might subvert, not to mention, pervert, innocent readers.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Good point. However, "Innocent" was used in a highly subjective, non-literal, metaphorical sense.

<--- Note new AV. Same tush, differnt pose.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Hey Mr. Rumple...where the heck you going to find "inocent" readers in this place...notice that was one "IN" word I neglected to use...
Good luck on that search...


What? Alan did you forget about me im very INNOCENT mmmmm last time I check.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by savanna
Quote by Exakta66
Hey Mr. Rumple...where the heck you going to find "inocent" readers in this place...notice that was one "IN" word I neglected to use...
Good luck on that search...


What? Alan did you forget about me im very INNOCENT mmmmm last time I check.

You mean you're innocent of such trifles as, clothes and inhibitions?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by savanna
Quote by Exakta66
Hey Mr. Rumple...where the heck you going to find "inocent" readers in this place...notice that was one "IN" word I neglected to use...
Good luck on that search...


What? Alan did you forget about me im very INNOCENT mmmmm last time I check.

You mean you're innocent of such trifles as, clothes and inhibitions?

Rumple Foreskin


I second that emotion...but, I wouldn't change a thing...

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




Quote by Exakta66

I second that emotion...but, I wouldn't change a thing...

Not one single, solitary thang, except maybe proximity .

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Quote by Exakta66
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by savanna
Quote by Exakta66
Hey Mr. Rumple...where the heck you going to find "inocent" readers in this place...notice that was one "IN" word I neglected to use...
Good luck on that search...


What? Alan did you forget about me im very INNOCENT mmmmm last time I check.

You mean you're innocent of such trifles as, clothes and inhibitions?

Rumple Foreskin


I second that emotion...but, I wouldn't change a thing...



be nice or this dress go's back down
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Like, uh, how far down?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Like, uh, how far down?

Rumple Foreskin


Oh well it could go higher also
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Up, up and away?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Savanna, Great dress Rumple, I'm going to need a shot of whiskey to calm me down...
Algol
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After seeing this ,, I may never calm down.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Here's a double-bourbon for Algol and a double BudIce for Shameless.

Me, I just gonna lay on the floor under the draft beer and open the tap.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
savanna
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Savanna, Great dress Rumple, I'm going to need a shot of whiskey to calm me down...


Good Morning Algol how are you? where have you been? hiding from Alan

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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Here's a double-bourbon for Algol and a double BudIce for Shameless.

Me, I just gonna lay on the floor under the draft beer and open the tap.

Rumple Foreskin
Was it that good ??
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
(pause in mid-swill)

Oh, hell yes. Even better than the beer, and a lot hotter.



But seriously folks, yes, the model is sexy and the photography is first-rate, IMHO.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Savanna, Great dress Rumple, I'm going to need a shot of whiskey to calm me down...


Good Morning Algol how are you? where have you been? hiding from Alan



No Sweetie, Just working, it been a bit busy this week... but I'll be done this afternoon so I'll be around.
Algol
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Well i will see if I cant scare up a girl to give you a warm reception.
Algol
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I can always count on my buddies,,,
Algol
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Well I am sorry to tell you this Alan ... ,,, Sometimes I forget where I put her!!
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I do expect that she could somekind of (Light Your Fire) now !!
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I might need to reveal a little more about me .,, here it is.IDLg5TEkImVl