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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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LadyX
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Quote by shameless009
Well guys ! ,, We now have a Lush wine bar in the works ,, So I guess if anyone wants to whine ,, then they will go there instead of here.


aww Shameless, I'm pretty sure plenty of whining gets done here! lol. It looks like a good place, just don't go looking for pics of girls on lawnmowers there, I think that's the last place you will find it.

We got ourselves a real nightlife strip now- a dance club, a pub, and a wine bar. Everybody's covered- or if you are like me, different moods are covered too.

Cheers everybody, I think it's time for a refill.


Xuani
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I dont think you will need to worry about me getting into the winebar place,, I have two EX wives.,, I heard about all the whinning I can stand.!!
Pixie
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Quote by shameless009
Well guys ! ,, We now have a Lush wine bar in the works ,, So I guess if anyone wants to whine ,, then they will go there instead of here.


That was rather rude, dont you think shameless? I have only stepped foot in here once I think. And now I see why. Have a good day.
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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Now folks, show your manners. I just stopped by to wish Pixie and company all the best.

After a quick look-see, something tells me the new wine bar is a different stroke that will mainly attract different folks. For instance, one highly influential patron made these suggestions:

I suggest no naked pics, no foul language. Drunken patrons will be ejected by Management.


As I said, different strokes for different folks.

Savanna, you're doing a great job. Keep 'em coming.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL ON:





Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
oooooh I want one... a margarita plz
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
One margarita coming up.

Evening, Holly. Glad you stopped by. It was pretty busy around here a couple hours ago but since then things have tailed off a bit. Have you checked out the new wine bar? Appears it'll be a bit more refined and genteel than the old honky-tonk. Hard to imagine a joint w/o a pool table or mechanical bull. Guess there's no explaining taste.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Hey Rumple, I'm ready for a whiskey... It's been a long day. I see a new highbrow wine bar opened down the street, that opened quick I was only gone part of the day.

You were right on the low scores hitting... on the Top Authors of the month.
Algol
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
I did check out the Winery. I like it, but my first will be here hunny.bG6vGfxWNf11vi3r
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Hey Rump...I am and will always be a country girl... and a member in good standing of my HBA...WOOOHOOO
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by HollyB
Hey Algol, rough day dear?


Just a long one HollyB, nothing a few fingers of whiskey and sleep won't take care of...

Cheers My Dear...
Algol
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
I know exactly what you mean sugar.
CHEERS
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Holly, you are a goodness. Care for another margarita?

(slides double-Black Jack towards Algol) Here you go. Sounds like you've been rode hard and put up wet.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Well hell yeah, ya can never have too many of those...hehehe
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
SOOOOO I am a goodness huh. not heard that one before hunny
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Rode hard for sure... only wet I've seen is the rain Thanks for the old #7...
Algol
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Hey the Jack Daniels distillery is just down the road a ways...
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Is that in a dry county?
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by HollyB
SOOOOO I am a goodness huh. not heard that one before hunny

It's a phrase from Robert Heinlein's, Stranger In A Strange Land. Highly recommended, even if you don't care for science fiction.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Quote by Algol
Is that in a dry county?

I
don't think its a dry county...
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by HollyB
SOOOOO I am a goodness huh. not heard that one before hunny

It's a phrase from Robert Heinlein's, Stranger In A Strange Land. Highly recommended, even if you don't care for science fiction.

Rumple Foreskin



I love SCI Fi and I will look it up...ty
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Do believe that at one time the county was dry. But laws do change.

I'm about to pull a Hank Snow by "Moving On." Last one out turn off the lava lamp.


Rumple Foreskin

eta: It's hard to go wrong with any of his work. And some of his quotes make great sig line material.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by HollyB
Quote by Algol
Is that in a dry county?

I
don't think its a dry county...


Yep... "it’s a dry county and has been ever since Prohibition." kind of funny really...


See you kids tomorrow....
Algol
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
well hell...learn something new every day!!!
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Rumplators. Coffee's on. There's a plate-full of day old danish (eat the danish, leave the plate) plus brandy and Bailey's for those who need some fortification for their coffee.

Got a PM from Shameless that he'll be out-of-pocket beginning sometime Monday. Hate that. As I've probably mentioned before, I'll be out on medical leave as of 7:30 am Tuesday when the doc tries for a third time to get my retina to do right. This means, of course, that if western civilization in general and RUMPLATIONS in particular is to not just endure but thrive, everyone else will have to pick up the slack.

It'll be a far, far better thing than you've ever done before--at least not since late Saturday night.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Sunday Morning Lushketeers...where is everyone? They must still be at church this morning...
Those were some nice pics there Ms. Savanna...nice pics, nice tricks...your talent is showing...if I had a blue ribbon I'd pin it on you...
Milik's idea of a hot tub should definitely be considered...
Oh, and the wine bar is a great idea Mr. Rumpskin, though if you throw out all the foul-mouthed, rude drunks around here, there wouldn't be anyone left...
Since you're putting in a wine bar, I saw some interesting looking bar stools at the local churh bar this morning...I even took a picture...



Actually, I don't really go to that church just because there is a bar in it...that would be wrong.
I only go because one of the nuns promises to try to save my soul...I think I'll let her...




What do you think???
In the meantime, give me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser on this rainy Sunday in New Jersey...
Just, um, put it on my tab,
Cheers,
Alan.

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