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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Well, let me tell you, it's like this. Being a broad-minded guy-type old fart, I have no objections to Lydia swanging on her pole or Mami dancing on the bar. How-some-ever, I do take exception to her wallowing around on the bar. Makes it hard to do business 'cause all the customers keep clogging up that part of the bar upon which she's sprawled. Even worse, instead of paying their bar bills, they keep shoving tips on and about her personage. Very distracting.

So if some of you guys don't mind lending a hand, let's see if we can find her a comfortable tabletop, okay?




Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Exakta66
That looks like a comfortable table top...I've just found my favorite spot at the bar...

Look closer, Alam. No, I mean, REAL, close (everybody else is). That's no tabletop she's on; it's the danged bar!.

Sheeesh, som guys just never catch on.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
While I'm here, since we can talk about just about anything here...right??? I just want to welcome Kayte7 to Lush Stories...she is a nice girl, so don't abuse her too much guys...that's my job...
I would start a new thread somewhere, but then I'd risk it being thread-jacked by one of you clowns after the third post...
So, I'm just trying to welcome a nice respectable girl to Lush, in a nice, respectable way...damn, I posted it here...let me go back out and come in again and re-think this...

Kayte7

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Kayte, welcome to RUMPLATIONS, the wettest spot in Lushland.

And don't worry, the fact Alan says you're okay will NOT, I say again, NOT, be held against you--except maybe in a country music sort of way, if you know what I mean..

Anyway, what'll you have? Hang the cost, Alan's buying.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Exakta66
Just add it to my tab barkeep...if she ever stops by...probably wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this...
I'll send her over...

Hey, watch your language. We attract a very high-classs zombie crowd, you know.

As for your tab:



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Quote by Exakta66
Just add it to my tab barkeep...if she ever stops by...probably wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this...
I'll send her over...

Hey, watch your language. We attract a very high-classs zombie crowd, you know.

As for your tab:



Rumple Foreskin



You know that figure don't look right...you haven't been letting Shameless charge drinks to my tab, have you???

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No , No,, No ,,, ........... If I was there ,, it would a lot bigger than that. ,, You might want to check with Algol !!!!
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
All I know is that represents a LOT of Rip Van Winkle bourbon.

By the way, you bar flies, Mami is still taking up space on the bar--and hauling in way more cash than the official RUMPLATION register. So find her a comfy tabletop, will ya?



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
redhotmommacita
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
All I know is that represents a LOT of Rip Van Winkle bourbon.

By the way, you bar flies, Mami is still taking up space on the bar--and hauling in way more cash than the official RUMPLATION register. So find her a comfy tabletop, will ya?



Rumple Foreskin



Mami clears here throat....I am no blond ok and I am no twiggy I have hips


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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by Exakta66
I can be a table top if she wants...in fact, I can be anything she wants...

Gonna have to start calling you, Maxwell House, 'cause you're good to the last drop.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by redhotmommacita

Mami clears here throat....I am no blond ok and I am no twiggy I have hips

Sweat it not, Ms Mami. Odds are she's not a blond, either.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
redhotmommacita
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This is more like me with real curves. Mami is sexy with curves and hips not no skinny blond bimbo


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
redhotmommacita
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Quote by Exakta66
I can be a table top if she wants...in fact, I can be anything she wants...

Alan you can be my table anytime buddy


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Mami, you've given me a lot to think about tonight when I lay me down to sleep, or whatever.

Later, y'all. Last one out turn off the lava lamp.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Complaint!!! why oh why were`nt us gentlemen informed about the private fuctions you are holding for ladies only, now!!!! come on boss man you know thats not on today. if it was not for you leaving your office door open and this picture on the desk we`d never of know. Thought you would keep this little going on to yourself. Well I`ve news for you, I`m posting them here where all can see



Instructress mami has had her hand in this too I see, but oh you do look so hot in red
redhotmommacita
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Complaint!!! why oh why were`nt us gentlemen informed about the private fuctions you are holding for ladies only, now!!!! come on boss man you know thats not on today. if it was not for you leaving your office door open and this picture on the desk we`d never of know. Thought you would keep this little going on to yourself. Well I`ve news for you, I`m posting them here where all can see



Instructress mami has had her hand in this too I see, but oh you do look so hot in red




No that is not me that is Lydia.. Mami is not into girls Mami is strictly dickly... I am friends with all ladies no matter what but my sex is only for the men.


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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
MEMO TO: self

MSG: get new locks for the office door, asap

--

Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. The lava lamp is now on.

Coffee's cooked and waiting to be sipped, guzzled or mainlined as your need may be.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Oh my sweetist mami!!!! you would of broken my heart is you were part of this girly conga. you like me are stickly for the opposite sex,
Algol
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No , No,, No ,,, ........... If I was there ,, it would a lot bigger than that. ,, You might want to check with Algol !!!!


Ahhh... Sorry Exakta66 there must have been a mix up when I charged those lap dances and tips (I ran out of fives) I'll get it straighten out with RF...

Now how about a couple fingers of Pappy Van Winkle's 20 y/o while I watch the after hour action with Lydia and her friends...
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Rumple emerges from the office pulling on his SUPE BOWL SAINTS t-shirt, grins, and locks the door. After sandblasting the coffee urn, he fills it with New Orleans strength dark-roast coffee and something that may or may not be water, then jump starts it with the battery someone "borrowed" from Jack's Dodge Dart, While waiting, he thumbs through the latest issue of, "Progressive Pornographer." Finally, with his mug full of fortified coffee, he looks at the semi-comotose patrons taking up space and observes:

You know, on this day back in '79, Y.M.C.A. by the Village People was at the top of the charts.

(sips cautiously)

That sorta revelation can make most any human-type being pause and ponder the meaning of life.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
SilverArdorDragon
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
You know, on this day back in '79, Y.M.C.A. by the Village People was at the top of the charts.


Thanks! I was trying to remember their name the other day.
SilverArdorDragon
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Once agian I have lost my mind. Has anyone seen it?
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Yep. Do believe it's right outside the front door taking a nap under the Ballentine's Beer sign--the one with all the bullet holes.. But, just FWIW, RUMPLATIONS' own in-house Doplar raddar has picked up what could be a bunch of zombies heading this way. So you might wanna grab it fast.

Evening, one and/or all. II'm back from going one-on-one with my dentist and have a shiny new crown to show for my trouble. In recognition of this, uh, crowning achievement,

CROWN ROYAL is on the house (while supplies last).



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
redhotmommacita
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ummmm Boss man rumple will you share with me some of that crown royal.. 3 fingers with coke please to get my mood in a better swing of things here.. before my performance tonight and I will give you a special lap dance just for you..Thanks Boss


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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MMm, smooove stuff, Mr. Skin.

Ain't nuthin' but a pawty, y'all. Ain't nothin' but a jam.
Algol
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Thanks for the drink RF, not bad stuff... I'm glad you didn't go to the Podiatrist.

Mami do you have time before your show to have another drink ther is plenty left in the bottle?

Rocco you seem to be slurring a bit, let me get you another it always helps... was that neat or rocks?
Algol
redhotmommacita
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Quote by Algol
Thanks for the drink RF, not bad stuff... I'm glad you didn't go to the Podiatrist.

Mami do you have time before your show to have another drink ther is plenty left in the bottle?

Rocco you seem to be slurring a bit, let me get you another it always helps... was that neat or rocks?


I have all the time in the world for you Algol. What do you have in mind sweet heart? I am all yours..


Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"