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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Yeah, I got the message from Mr. Shameless about his leave of absence...jeez, that seems to be going on a lot around here lately...
Does this mean we all have to drink more to take up his slack???
I'll have to start working on that right away...I take this things very seriously...
While you're gone Mr. Rump, I'll look for some qualified help to fill in tending bar and whatever else you do...well, tending bar at least...we can probably find enough volunteers to hang out in your office and look at porn...
Let me get another drink while I'm here...have to start taking up Shameless's slack...
Later,
Alan.

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
(places cup of Bailey's with a shot of coffee in front of Holly)

Here you go, lady.

Alan, what damn wine bar? Those stools might, however, work just fine with an oyster bar.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Thank you Rumples...hehehe sorry, I am a morning girlie
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Holly, I've been meaning to tell you that the lust object in my love story, A Special Photo, is named, Holly.

(puts double-bourbon with a bourbon chaser on the bar in front of Alan and then on his tab)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Good Morning HollyB...I didn't mean to be impolite before, just got distracted...
I'm easily distracted...get Holly a drink Mr. Rumpster...just put it on my, um, tab...
I'll try to find a way to bring my tab down...I promise Mr. Rump...
I know the junk bond idea sort of fell through...most of the people who know about that stuff are, um, not available at the moment...
Someone suggested that maybe I can get my tab declared a disaster area and apply for government aid...
Still looking into that one.
In the meantime, give me and Miss Holly a drink...just, um, put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.

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Please . ,, Alan please dont drink the place dry til I get back.,, I might need quite a few to get me back in gear..,, Oh! Good Morning Lady ,, and Rev. Rump.,, could I get your first prophecy for the day ??
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...back already...need another drink already and it's not even noon...well, it must be somewhere...
Has anyone here ever posted a celebrity story on this fine site known as Lush Stories??? I just got a rejection notice for "Temp Job"...I just thought I should share this...

Reason for deletion:


content breaks our site guidelines. 'Celebrity Stories: All stories which contain a mention of a celebrity, are deemed parodies, and believed to be 100% fictional. The use of a celebrity name in any stories mentioned at lushstories.com are meant to be purely for titillation purposes only, and in no way represent any events which have happened.'

OK, I think I understand...so, I gather they think my story about taking a "temp job" as a limo driver and picking up the Kardashian sisters and ending up having group sex with Kim, Khloe and Kourtney is a true story...did I understand that right???
I mean, I admit I'm good...but, maybe not that good...
Pass that boubon bottle Mr. Rumpster.
Later,
Alan.

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Well ,, Lets have another round.,, I think scooter is buying this time.
DirtyMartini
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Quote by shameless009
Well ,, Lets have another round.,, I think scooter is buying this time.


Where is Mr. Scooter anyway...always get a bit nervous when I don't see him around for a day...
Oh yeah, Scooter always seems to have money...business must be good...ah hem, if you know what I mean...

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I hope it is ,,I am not a busy as I usually am this time of the year.
Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
LMAO ya need a shirt and tie hehehe
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Quote by Exakta66
Hey Shameless...did you see the new Wine Bar they have over here at Lush now??? I tried to go in, but I got stopped at the door...what's that about???
Lets dont get too excited about going in there Alan . ,,, We got our own little world right here.
DirtyMartini
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Quote by HollyB
LMAO ya need a shirt and tie hehehe


That could be one of my problems...well, it's a start...
Yeah, I tried to walk in there...I saw they had some sort of fancy snacks on a real tray, not like those stale pork rinds on paper plates Rumple leaves out...
Anyway, I walked in and tried to grab a snack off the tray and a big bouncer type dude comes up to me and tells me I got to leave...
Jeez, no respect...I guess I just belong in a hole in the wall like this...I like the atmosphere here better anyway...imagine, having to put on a shirt and tie just to go get a drink...
Speaking of drinks, what's everyone having??? Rumps not around so I'm pouring, um, I mean I'm buying...well, whatever...
That's another thing about that other place...they probably wouldn't even give me a tab there...don't they know I'm good for it???
The nerve of some people...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Please ,, and keep them coming.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Alright already, Alan, so whaddaya want?

(mumbles: give a guy a poke then vanishes)
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Quote by shameless009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6sdGBUX4ag

Is that what you're gonna be doing, Shameless, taking some time off for bad behavior?

If so, the mind boggles at the prospect.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rump...I'm glad you don't have one of those signs here that say...
No shoes,
No shirt
No service.
Imagine, the nerve of some places...that "other" bar down the street whose name I won't mention...
I hope this place never tries to get real fancy with indoor plumbing and other fancy stuff which is just an excuse to raise drink prices anyway...
I'll have a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser while you mention it...
I want you to know I got the paperwork to fill out to get my tab here declared a national disaster...I would file it today, but it's Sunday and government offices are closed...
Take care of it first thing in the morning...in the meantime, you know what to do...
Cheers,
Alan.

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I really like that song.,, But I had to settle for David's version ,, I was after confederate railroad's version.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Wrong form. You need the application to be declared a "toxic liabilities dump."

As for the wine bar, they mean well and the mods needed a place to hangout. Poor things haven't realized yet that "wine bar" is a description, not a name. But seriously, Lush is big enough for two watering holes.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Alright already, Alan, so whaddaya want?

(mumbles: give a guy a poke then vanishes)
Rumple Foreskin


LOL...I'm geting so used to Scooter and Shameless, the famous S & S Duo doing it to me, I just felt the need to pass it along...
They usually like to wait until when I'm either in the library or some other public place...it's a conspiracy if you ask me...

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