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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
This joint always has been well-known for the caliber of its customers.





Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

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I will be listening to a bunch of music this morning..,, No!! not in church .,, unless my house qualifies as a church.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
That reminds me, Alan, you shoulda been here last Sunday when we got a gospel music session cranked up. It was most righteous.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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Hey sometimes it's more than three steps to the door, as this poor thing found out...



Hey somebody grab her cell phone...there might be minutes left on it...
Hey Rump, speaking of the high, um, caliber clientele in this here joint...a bunch of straight shooters no doubt...
That's another thing about that fancy schmancy so-called "Whino Bar" or whatever it's called...they want you to check your weapons at the door...do you believe??? The nerve of some people...how's a guy supposed to protect himself??? Of course, in that neighborhood it might not be quite as necessary as around these parts...
I'm glad Rumplebations doesn't make you check your piece at the door...of course, the door fell off the hinges years ago, but that's a minor point...
Later,
Alan.

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We can fix that !!! ,,, If we have to.
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That reminds me, Alan, you shoulda been here last Sunday when we got a gospel music session cranked up. It was most righteous.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin


I saw that...I was peeking in through the window even though I wasn't allowed in the place...
You guys had a regular old-time revival going on...I wanted to post this one...a bit Christmasy, but a great video and an all-star cast...

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Man ,, that is some Good Stuff now!! .Brother Alan could you help me take up the collection now?? ,, Then If The Rev. Rump will prophecy .,, we can get to the sunday chicken feed!!
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Man ,, that is some Good Stuff now!! .Brother Alan could you help me take up the collection now?? ,, Then If The Rev. Rump will prophecy .,, we can get to the sunday chicken feed!!


Well Mr. Shameless...we certainly would not want to miss the Sunday chicken feed
I can just dump these stale pork rinds out this paper bowl and pass it around for collection...but, I can't imagine how much we will get...
Rev Rump will have to give a very inspiring sermon...better chance of getting blood from a turnup, if you ask me...

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No! ,, the real disappearing act takes place in the morning.
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No! ,, the real disappearing act takes place in the morning.


You have a disappearing act, eh??? I've been known to make a few things disappear myself...drinks, money, etc...never myself, though I've tried...

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Wrist action my friend.
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Is the revered Rev. gone for the day??
DirtyMartini
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Is the revered Rev. gone for the day??


Did you make him disappear??? I don't know where he went...I hope he didn't go over to that "other" bar on Lush...maybe he got tempted by the real hors d'oeuvres over there...
What's the matter Rump, pork rinds and month old danish aren't good enough any more??? I hope he's not getting all high society on us...

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Now that is a scarey thought.
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This is good.
Algol
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I like that truck.... just say'n...
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Algol
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He has one on his fishing rig too...
Algol
Algol
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Under the bar on the left...NOT the right!!!

Hey HollyB, how are you this evening?

That's next Alan...
Algol
Southern_Sass
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LMAO, hhmmmm how about a buttery nipple?
Southern_Sass
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Sorry I will be good, surprise me hunny. I am good Algol, how are you?
Algol
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Great thanks, is that like a slippery nipple?
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