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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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LMAO, hhmmmm how about a buttery nipple?
Looking at your pic there...um, where's the butter???
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Looks like a lotta regulars hang out here, any extra stools?
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Looks like a lotta regulars hang out here, any extra stools?
Welcome Juice, Pull yourself up to the bar what will you have? FIY...our blender is out getting fixed
HollyB slippery nipple...1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz sambuca Not too bad if I say so myself...
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Thanks for the friend request btw Exakta66
Wait HollyB ... don't...
too late... Algol
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Thanks for the friend request btw Exakta66
Wait HollyB ... don't...
Hey Holly...don't believe half of what you hear about me...um, in fact...don't believe any of it...
Juice...welcome...you need a stool...I think I heard Algol say he was just leaving...
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Thanks for the friend request btw Exakta66
Wait HollyB ... don't...
Hey Holly...don't believe half of what you hear about me...um, in fact...don't believe any of it...
Juice...welcome...you need a stool...I think I heard Algol say he was just leaving...
I’ll buy you a bourbon Alan… Van winkle alright with you? Algol
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By all means Algol, if you're buying drinks I hope you can stay...
If Juice needs a stool, she can have mine...no wait, I need something to prop myself up...I'm sure we can find extra stools around here somewhere...
If Juice needs a stool, she can have mine...no wait, I need something to prop myself up...I'm sure we can find extra stools around here somewhere...
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pipe dreams there Guys ,, we dont get those kind of girls.!
Hey, if you can't dream once in a while...what can you do??? And what's that about a pipe???
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It depends on what you put in the pipe my friend.
Speaking of putting something in a pipe...I wonder what happened to Scooter today???
He must have got something good...
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Didn't mean to create a ruckuss. <<picks up a stool, takes a seat>> So Exakta66, you pouring?
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Didn't mean to create a ruckuss. <<picks up a stool, takes a seat>> So Exakta66, you pouring?
LOL we're always like this Juice...
I know for sure Scotter is not golfing with all the rain we’re having here today…
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You can never tell with Scooter ,, such a man of mystery
Well I guess that's one way to say it...
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Didn't mean to create a ruckuss. <<picks up a stool, takes a seat>> So Exakta66, you pouring?
Sure Juice...I'll pour...
(Picks up a glass from behind the bar and wipes dust off it)
Let's see what we have here...is Sam's Club VSOP cognac alright??? That should work...
Speaking of pouring, it seems to be pouring rain everywhere today...what's that about???
And yes Shameless, Mr. Scooter is an international man of mystery...lol...
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lol... This is a honky tonk bar... Hell, we don't even have a blender...
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We arent going to start serving that Nastispumanti wine from Wally world are we ??
LOL...hopefully we won't get down to that for a while...
Rumple should be back to re-stock the bar before then...I hope...
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lol... This is a honky tonk bar... Hell, we don't even have a blender...
At least not one that works...
Btw...that wine Shameless mentioned is the only wine I ever had that needs a chaser...
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Sorry, no, that won't work. Need something a bit more refined and stiff, say absolute on the rocks. I will just sit and drink, it's my way, especially in the rain.
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Sorry, no, that won't work. Need something a bit more refined and stiff, say absolute on the rocks. I will just sit and drink, it's my way, especially in the rain.
The only thing I have that is refined and stiff...um, might not be so refined...
Oh yeah, where were we....I'm not sure if we have Absolute here...we might have something in an Absolute bottle, but it's a crap shoot...
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Works for a sunny day too...
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