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RumpleForeskin
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Well somebody please do something about this gal? She claims to be a friend of the family, only I've got a hunch she's talking about the family of man. That's all well and good except she keeps sucking down all the coffee and distracting the customers and leaving the morning paper all over the floor.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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Don't worry Shameless, the coffee will wake you up and make you feel like a new man...
I vote Algol official coffee maker of Rumplebations...
Btw, Shameless...how can you have too much beer and groceries???
More coffee please...

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Well ,, Sooner or later you are going to get too full.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Well somebody please do something about this gal? She claims to be a friend of the family, only I've got a hunch she's talking about the family of man. That's all well and good except she keeps sucking down all the coffee and distracting the customers and leaving the morning paper all over the floor.



Rumple Foreskin

She can come home with me Rev. Rump,, I will get to the bottom of the problem now.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Good question, Ex-man. (refills cup) I was wondering the same thing. Maybe he was being metaphorical or just bloated.

ALGOL is hereby appointed:
OFFICIAL MAKER OF COFFEE!
(and the customers go wild)
An official type badge of office and secret decoder ring will follow, honest.

Shameless, don't feel like you need to jump right in. Take a moment to reflect --then feel free to take on the challenge.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Ah...Thanks guys... but it the white coffee beans that's all... I cant' wait to get the ring. Where's HollyB I bet she'd like some coffee
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Good afternoon Gent's!

I've just stopped by to say hello and..

Did I just saw Mr. Shameless leaving this pleace? He is back from his sabbatical already?!
That is nice so I won't have to do all the work to keep old cars on the front page..
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
So typical of you to graciously accept this great honor and then immediately think of others.

We are whelmed.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Morning, She. Old Shemeless is just a rambling sort of guy.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
So typical of you to graciously accept this great honor and then immediately think of others.

We are whelmed.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Morning, She. Old Shemeless is just a rambling sort of guy.


That's just the kind of person I am Rumple...

Good morning She... what some coffee, it REALLY good!
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Al, you think the white coffee beans might have scar3ed her off? Hope not. I wanted to tell her I'd just added the first two Rumpmoblies to the OLD CAR thread. (sigh)

(refills mug)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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You can barely talk Algol after that coffee...
Good Afternoon She...I take it it is indeed afternoon in your part of the world...around here it is still morning and we bar patrons need our morning coffee to wake up...
Um, yeah...
Btw...I added a couple of pics to the old car thread...besides it was a chance for a cheap story plug...I was sooo there...
Speaking of coffee...I'll take another cup...
In fact, Mr. Algol, the coffee is sooo good this morning I was trying to find a suitable coffee mug to do it justice...this was the best I could do...


I may need a little help dragging it into the bar, but it should be worth it...
Man, that coffee is good...
Later,
Alan.

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Al, you think the white coffee beans might have scar3ed her off? Hope not. I wanted to tell her I'd just added the first two Rumpmoblies to the OLD CAR thread. (sigh)

(refills mug)

Rumple Foreskin


What... they're not beans?:
Algol
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Looks like the word about the coffee is spreading... Here you go HollyB enjoy.JcZuis677FqrEl1z
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Ahhhh....
Algol
DirtyMartini
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Good Morning Miss Holly...yes, you'll find the coffee here very satisfying this morning...Algol really outdid himself...even got a promotion and merit badge for his efforts, well-deserved I might add...
Speaking of coffee...I'll take another cup...

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RumpleForeskin
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Morning, Holly. Algol's coffee will do you, uh, for sure.

(refills mug)

Alan, did you get a chance to appreciate the classic lines of the '46 Ford I posted on the OLD CARS thread? It was a hunka, hunka rusting steel with a flat-head six engine, but it had a back seat that could accommodate a whole host of warm bodies.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

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Al, you think the white coffee beans might have scar3ed her off? Hope not. I wanted to tell her I'd just added the first two Rumpmoblies to the OLD CAR thread. (sigh)

(refills mug)

Rumple Foreskin


No, not scared... I've recived unexpected guests and that is quite usual in Europe..
I had too much coffee today, can I get a shot of something?...
...and what the rest of you are drinking...
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....and very nice photos of cars you all posted in my favorite section ...very nice...
DirtyMartini
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I saw that Mr. Rumpskin as well as the '65 Mustang...if my memory serves me, and some days it still does, that would be either a 265 or 289, but I can't for the life of me recall what year they changed...
I took a tour of the Ford plant on Rt. 1 in lovely Edison NJ when I was a kid...they were building Mustangs there at the time, right around when they first came out...
That's my big Mustang story...sorry...
The old car thread is nice...something else to distract me, as if I can't find enough on Lush...
But then again, I'm easily distracted...must be the coffee...
Speaking of which...is there any left???
Later,
Alan.

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DirtyMartini
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I saw that Mr. Rumpskin as well as the '65 Mustang...if my memory serves me, and some days it still does, that would be either a 265 or 289, but I can't for the life of me recall what year they changed...
I took a tour of the Ford plant on Rt. 1 in lovely Edison NJ when I was a kid...they were building Mustangs there at the time, right around when they first came out...
That's my big Mustang story...sorry...
The old car thread is nice...something else to distract me, as if I can't find enough on Lush...
But then again, I'm easily distracted...must be the coffee...
Speaking of which...is there any left???
Later,
Alan.

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RumpleForeskin
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Ain't re-posts fun?

car geek note: The standard '65 Mustang's V-8 was the 289. The so-called '64 1/2 model had the smaller engine.

She, by and large this crowd either drinks cheap swill or expensive swill. It being evening on your side of the pond, what about a Crown Royal and soda?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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I just realized what you were referring to regarding re-posts...my dumb ass...
I have no clue how that happened...then again, I have no clue how most things happen...
Actually, it's part of my plan to pass Shameless in number of forum posts...I'm just going to sit here and re-post the same thing 3000 times on Rumplebations...
Wouldn't Shameless be shocked if he comes back and I have more forum posts than him???
Actually, I really don't think he has to worry...
Let's see, while I'm here...what should I have? Hmm...I think I need to lay off the coffee...I may not sleep till Thursday...and I don't mean this Thursday coming up...
Let me think, I'll be back...
Alan.

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RumpleForeskin
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You could always delete the content from on of the post and replace it with the photo of '67 GTO....

...or maybe a girl and some other car.




Just a thought.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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She ,, is Cute Rev. ,, is she a new convert??
Algol
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Danm Rumple, Is she in the choir... I see why you were here late last night.
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RumpleForeskin
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Alan, I'd say that in the great flag-football game of life, she'd line up as a wide receiver.

Shameless, she is a doll, isn't she? Wish I could find more photos of her. I use that one to illustrate my 'Nam story. I'd post it on Lush but it has no sex.

Al, she's a gear-head girl, not a singer (don't ask about making sweet music).

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Just 'cause.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN