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Algol
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Can you slip over behind the other joint and see if they throwed out some good hooch that we can serve here?


Dang Shameless, we have everything we need buddy... Where's Papa smu.. I mean Rev. Rumple today?
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I dont know ,, He has got me a bit concerned now!
DirtyMartini
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Good question Algol, the Right Rev dun left us...
Has anyone seen ChefK today??? I want to buy her a drink...one of her forum posts inspired my latest poem, which just got approved, btw...
If you see her, get her one...just tell old Rump to put it on my tab...
Btw, my latest poem is my 100th story/poem/play since April of last year...you can tell what I've been doing the last year...
Cheers,
Alan.

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I am afraid to tell that !!
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Good question Algol, the Right Rev dun left us...
Has anyone seen ChefK today??? I want to buy her a drink...one of her forum posts inspired my latest poem, which just got approved, btw...
If you see her, get her one...just tell old Rump to put it on my tab...
Btw, my latest poem is my 100th story/poem/play since April of last year...you can tell what I've been doing the last year...
Cheers,
Alan.


I just read it, left you a comment regarding your latest.
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Quote by Exakta66
Good question Algol, the Right Rev dun left us...
Has anyone seen ChefK today??? I want to buy her a drink...one of her forum posts inspired my latest poem, which just got approved, btw...
If you see her, get her one...just tell old Rump to put it on my tab...
Btw, my latest poem is my 100th story/poem/play since April of last year...you can tell what I've been doing the last year...
Cheers,
Alan.


I just read it, left you a comment regarding your latest.


No...that's not the one...my latest is called More Beautiful Every Day...it's in my profile, but not posted on the front page yet...

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Well all got that kind of past.
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Btw...I mentioned buying ChefK a drink before...hey, isn't she the one that opened that competing bar down the block??? Hmmm...
Btw, I heard all the help over there is non-union immigrant workers...but, that's just a rumor, of course...
Anyway guys, I have to call it a night...but, I shall return...for better or worse...
Let me just grab one for the road...OK, maybe two before Rump sneaks back in...
Later,
Alan.

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Btw...I mentioned buying ChefK a drink before...hey, isn't she the one that opened that competing bar down the block??? Hmmm...
Btw, I heard all the help over there is non-union immigrant workers...but, that's just a rumor, of course...
Anyway guys, I have to call it a night...but, I shall return...for better or worse...
Let me just grab one for the road...OK, maybe two before Rump sneaks back in...
Later,
Alan.


We'll take Very good care of Chef... no worrys Alan... I think Pixie is the proprietor down the block...
Cheers!
Algol
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




(staggers out of the interview room)

Next time, somebody remind me NOT to try and interview candidates for all the choir positions in one day. Truth be told, my conductor's baton is a bit weary.

Evening Al. You are, as usual, correct-amuno about the wine bar.

(looks back at the group of young women standing in the interview room doorway wearing nothing but grim expressions)

Choir robes? What choir robes? Y'all don't need no stinkin' choir robes.

Oh, hell. One more labor/management issue to settle.

(finishes drink - trudges back to the waiting choir members)

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Good Morning, The rain has made everything here GREEN...nice....

I wonder how long it will take Shameless to return from his self-imposed sabbatical?

I'll hang out for a while have a coffee or two and see...
Algol
DirtyMartini
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Good Morning Fine People of Lush (and Rumplebation customers)...Is Mr. 4skin still doing the choir interviews? I wonder if any of those girls can sing? Just a small matter anyway...
Mr. Rumpskin...I want you to know that once again I tried to keep the crowd under control while you were gone yesterday...I really did my absolute best (still looking for the Absolute)...you know you can count on me...
I can't help it if some of the clientele here don't know how to behave...I trust the mess in your office was not much worse than usual...not that you could really tell...
Anyway, did anyone bother to make coffee this morning???
(Looks around at a bunch of blank expressions)
Where is Algol this morning? He usually can get that coffee maker thing working...
Oh well...just have to help myself to a double bourbon before Mr. Rump wakes up.
Don't worry, I'll be back....
Later,
Alan.

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There he is...nice to hear the rain made everything green in your part of the world...around here it just made everything wet...
Frankly I haven't seen anything GREEN in a while...
(Pulls out wallet, opens it while dust and tumbleweed fall to floor...shakes head)
Oh well...my tab should still be good...tell Mr. Rump I'm working on that...

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I found this in the back... I'm not sure if it was coffee that was in it... have some?
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Hmmm, interesting flavor this coffee has...must be a fine Columbian blend...
Scooter didn't leave that in the back did he? Where is that boy anyway...I watched the news last night but didn't see him...I'll take that as a good sign...

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I thought it was a peruvian blend... but I'm no coffee expert.z0Myfw4b6hkoencf strong stuff my hands are starting to shake... I need more!!!
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Must have a lot of caffeine in it...it certainly wakes you up in the morning...
I think I'll have more of the coffee myself...I don't even need a bourbon as an eye opener...
(takes a eip of the coffee)
Ahhh, yes...I feel better already...

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There's more bags marked "coffee" back there but their a bit dusty if you need to make more... I'll check with you later I have to get to work..
Algol
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Morning, fellow coffee consumers. (slurp)

Looks like tryouts for the new all-girl choir have wrapped up, and the tussle over inappropriate robes has been resolved. Now they're talking about practice session to limber up their throats and such. If this keeps up, I may need to appoint an assistant choir director.

Any names come to mind?

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RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

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Ah, Mr. Rumple...if you need an assistant to help with the all-girls full-contact naked choir team tryouts...let's see one name does come to mind...um, hold on...
(Pulls out expired drivers license and reads name)
Oh yes, Alan...sorry about that...must be the caffeine in this coffee, seems to be going to my head...
Hey, let me get another cup...

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"Hey" Guys , I got bad news this morning . , it seems that My Adult Supervisor cancelled my ticket for my Sabbatical.
So when I asked why. , she answered that I didnt need time off for bad behavior. ,, I just need to spend more of this time with her.
Well , We all know how long that will last., So I guess I am back here now until "She " thinks I need to be at home with her some more.
RumpleForeskin
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That coffee does seem to inspire thoughts of higher flights and nobler deeds.

(refills own cup )

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Quote by shameless009
"Hey" Guys , I got bad news this morning . , it seems that My Adult Supervisor cancelled my ticket for my Sabbatical.
So when I asked why. , she answered that I didnt need time off for bad behavior. ,, I just need to spend more of this time with her.
Well , We all know how long that will last., So I guess I am back here now until "She " thinks I need to be at home with her some more.

Morning, Shameless. I'm at least a couple cups short of being able to fully grok your message, but for the time being I'll take it as good news.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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That coffee does seem to inspire thoughts of higher flights and nobler deeds.

(refills own cup )

Rumple Foreskin


Yes, it does...never thought I'd be sitting around in a bar drinking coffee all day, but hey...one never knows...nice flavor and aroma, ah yes...
(Pours another very large mug full)
Move that lava lamp over here...
What were you saying Shameless???

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Morning, fellow coffee consumers. (slurp)

Looks like tryouts for the new all-girl choir have wrapped up, and the tussle over inappropriate robes has been resolved. Now they're talking about practice session to limber up their throats and such. If this keeps up, I may need to appoint an assistant choir director.

Any names come to mind?

Rumple Foreskin


I'll be happy to help Rumple... I don't know much about singing but I make a mean pot of coffee... does anyone else have numb lips... oh well...you'd be in this Morning...

Shameless I knew you'd be here this morning...


Anyone want more coffee... I better go to the back and see what I can find
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We had a big family gathering yesterday , with way too much Beer and Groceries.,, But all had a good time.
I might be a bit hungover.,, not real sure yet.