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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Ain't re-posts fun?

car geek note: The standard '65 Mustang's V-8 was the 289. The so-called '64 1/2 model had the smaller engine.

She, by and large this crowd either drinks cheap swill or expensive swill. It being evening on your side of the pond, what about a Crown Royal and soda?

Rumple Foreskin



Yap, that will do just fine for me..I am not picky if the company is fine , but I brought some tequila if somebody is ..





...and shall I change my Lush name or you will get just to it ?
RumpleForeskin
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One Crown Royla and soda coming up for, She, who is without peer.

As for your name, if you like it, don't change. Makes you seem a bit mysterious, IMHO.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Thank you Mr. Rumpe Foreskin, hope that you are enjoying your drink too..,
..please tell me what does IMHO means?
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Thank you Mr. Rumpe Foreskin, hope that you are enjoying your drink too..,
..please tell me what does IMHO means?
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
That's the second re-post of the day (Alan had one earlier). The gremlins must be having fun.

IMHO = in my humble opinion

Crown Royal and soda is what I reward myself with when I've been a very, very god boy. It goes without saying, but won't, that it's a drink I seldom get to enjoy.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Well it is beer time for shameless.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Shameless, you have two times for beer: day time and night time (and sometimes in between).

(hands over a second bottle of BudIce)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Good Evening All, All right Tequila!! She is a partier! I’ll have a shot or two with you She. Line’m up.

I’ll drink anything that’s good… (my call).
Algol
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening, Al. You want straight Tequila Shooters or maybe a frozen tequila screwdriver?

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Evening, Al. You want straight Tequila Shooters a Sunrise or maybe a frozen tequila screwdriver?



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Juice
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Hmmm... what do we have tonight.. Something to take my breath away. It's been a rough day!
RumpleForeskin
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RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent




In case you didn't get the PM I sent out, here's a repeat.

Way too damn early tomorrow morning, the eye-ball doc will try for the third time to fix my detached retina. It being on the backside of my one and only orb means just getting around the house, much less the 'net, will be a challenge for some time to come. With luck, I'll make like a bad fish taco and come back before long.

I've submitted a going away story, NICE CAN BE VERY NICE. It's sorta romantical but from a "bad girls" perspective. There's little sex, a fair slug of dialogue between tow female character and a scene shift near the end. Should really pull in the views and votes.

If you get a chance, I'd appreciate you checking it out (it's only 1500 words, honest) and letting me know where it does and doesn't work.

Many thanks and see you later.


This means, of course, that the future of western civilization and RUMPLATIONS now rests in your sweaty palms. Don't give the mods too much grief. I'd hate to hear the place has been shut down. But most of all, remember that the last one out needs to turn off the lava lamp.


Y'all do the best you know how.

Rumple Foreskin

eta: Welcome to this oasis of old world culutre and charm, Juice. There's a photo around here of Shameless in his BVD's that will take away more than just your breath, honest.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
nicola
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Best wishes for a totally successful operation Rumple.

I hope to see you back here soon.
WellMadeMale
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Heh, you don't need eyeballs to enjoy some things in life.



But here's wishing you the best with your vision.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Southern_Sass
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Hey Rump, good luck with surgery hunny bunns . . . will miss you... KISSES and LICKS
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Hurry back, Rumple. They've made good strides with that, so I think you'll be ok.
Algol
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Good Morning All,

Rumple is at the "eyeball doc" getting fixed up. He did leave the keys to the office and this old coffee grinder on the bar.



Since “ALGOL is hereby appointed:
OFFICIAL MAKER OF COFFEE!”

Coffee is brewing; at the end of the bar are some fresh doughnuts and muffins. Not that you’ll be hungry after your first cup of coffee.

Enjoy...
Algol
DirtyMartini
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Good Morning Fine People of Lush and Rumplebation's Patrons...did I smell coffee brewing in the area Mr. Algol??? I think the whole neighborhood did...a police canine started barking at the door as I walked in...
I too wish Mr. Rumpskin the best of luck with his operation...I assume he already has a surgeon in mind, if not, I was going to recommend a fine doctor Scooter told me about...I'm told not only does he do surgery but also can fix brakes on cars as well as miscellaneous plumbing repairs...I think I just saw him outside under a '68 Pontiac...
Yes, Mr. Algol...fill up my cup till it runeth over...something like that...
I'll be back...not sure if that's a threat or a promise...I'll let you people decide...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Southern_Sass
Miss Sassy Pants
Morning Alan...ooh dont let your cup runneth over, thats a waste of good stuff.
DirtyMartini
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Quote by nicola
Best wishes for a totally successful operation Rumple.

I hope to see you back here soon.


Hey Mr. 4skin...I know Nicola wishes you a speedy and complete recovery...you need to keep more than one eye open on these people around here...
I want you to know Nicola that while Mr. Rumpskin is recovering that I will do my absolut best to keep these heathens in line...it won't be easy, you understand...but, I will do my best...
It's the least I can do...
That said, how about some more coffee???
Cheers,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Algol
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Quote by nicola
Best wishes for a totally successful operation Rumple.

I hope to see you back here soon.


I want you to know Nicola that while Mr. Rumpskin is recovering that I will do my absolut best to keep these heathens in line...it won't be easy, you understand...but, I will do my best...

Cheers,
Alan.


I'll bet that makes Nicola feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
Algol
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Sounding a little scarey to me now!
Algol
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It's been a long Day!

Who's ready for a cocktail....? Welcome to RUMPLATIONS honky tonk bar...

Crank up the volume...
Algol
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I am . ,, over here. !!
Algol
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Shameless have you been over to the wine bar taking pictures?
Algol
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No!,, that joint is not my type of place.
LadyX
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Shameless, have you been over to the wine bar taking pictures?


Quote by shameless009
No!,, that joint is not my type of place.


uh, oh lol. That means the pics of DancingDoll at the wine bar after hours have gone viral!

As you can see, by the time the pic was taken she had already had her way with Anton the barkeep, and we were about to share the very last bottle of champagne. An hour after that, Rocco had to bail us out of jail.

Thank god the jail pics haven't made it out yet, we made our time in the clink count, baby!