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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Good Morning fine, upstanding members of Lush...and Rumple's patrons...
I was hoping to wake up and smell the coffee...or at least wake up...where is Mr. Algol???
Don't tell me he is slacking on his new duty...I'll stop back in a bit...
Later,
Alan.
I was hoping to wake up and smell the coffee...or at least wake up...where is Mr. Algol???
Don't tell me he is slacking on his new duty...I'll stop back in a bit...
Later,
Alan.
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Good Morniing... I'm sure Rumple is on the road again to recovery, I trust all went well.
Coffee is fresh from the grinder...
Careful... it's hot stuff.DtejehLjn3CplY8u
Coffee is fresh from the grinder...
Careful... it's hot stuff.DtejehLjn3CplY8u
Algol
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Thanks Algol...I need an eye-opener, and that special blend sure does the trick...just don't try to pass through airport security carrying a cup of that...
Speaking of eye-openers...I trust Mr. Rumpskin procedure went well...I hate to admit it but I miss the old guy.
Hey, somebody has to re-stock the bar...
Pour me a cup of that special blend coffee Mr. Algol...I couldn't find a coffee mug this morning, but I found a five-gallon paint bucket.
That should do the trick...
Cheers,
Alan.
Speaking of eye-openers...I trust Mr. Rumpskin procedure went well...I hate to admit it but I miss the old guy.
Hey, somebody has to re-stock the bar...
Pour me a cup of that special blend coffee Mr. Algol...I couldn't find a coffee mug this morning, but I found a five-gallon paint bucket.
That should do the trick...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Yeah Rumple's like an... well, he's missed anyway.MD9PaWU0l6jIpr1k
Savanna just stopped by, she said to tell you all "Hello..." She taking an exam this morning but will be back later.
More coffee anyone...
Savanna just stopped by, she said to tell you all "Hello..." She taking an exam this morning but will be back later.
More coffee anyone...
Algol
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Yes, Miss Savanna is a very studious young woman...beauty, brains and personality...Jeez, I'll miss her today...
Yes, I could use some more coffee...
(hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
I'm not sure what happened to that last bucket full...must have spilled...down my throat...
Later,
Alan.
Yes, I could use some more coffee...
(hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
I'm not sure what happened to that last bucket full...must have spilled...down my throat...
Later,
Alan.
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Hey go easy with that stuff, your hands will start to shake and your teeth go numb not to mention the heart racing thing...
Algol
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Hey did somebody around here change there name...or am I just losing it...
Actually, don't answer that...
Good Morning Hollywood.
Actually, don't answer that...
Good Morning Hollywood.
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Good morning my dear and yes I changed it. Thats what all my friends call me so what the heck...ya know...Thank you for the coffee...rough nite
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Nope, I haven't hear a peep from the Rumpster... He said he's be out for a while.
Nice to see you Chef, How have you been, can I buy you a drink?
Nice to see you Chef, How have you been, can I buy you a drink?
Algol
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Which one of you guys scared him away???
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It's lil ol moi.. The eye-ball boy.
Much to my surprise, I can see better today, following Tuesdayy's surgery, than I could on Monday. In the past, it's taken up to two weeks before I had anything approaching usable vision. Fooled me.
Anyway, I stuck my head in to test the eyesight, see how my new stroy was doing, and find out if this joint was still in business. That's when Sahmmeless nailed me with a poke.
I can't hang around. There's still some discomfort but that's what Vicodin was made for, right? But unless things go sour, I should be able to stop by a visit ever so often.
Many thanks for all the good wishes, they seem to have helped.
Rumple Foreskin
Much to my surprise, I can see better today, following Tuesdayy's surgery, than I could on Monday. In the past, it's taken up to two weeks before I had anything approaching usable vision. Fooled me.
Anyway, I stuck my head in to test the eyesight, see how my new stroy was doing, and find out if this joint was still in business. That's when Sahmmeless nailed me with a poke.
I can't hang around. There's still some discomfort but that's what Vicodin was made for, right? But unless things go sour, I should be able to stop by a visit ever so often.
Many thanks for all the good wishes, they seem to have helped.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Yes Mr. Rumpskin, that is what Vicodin is for discomfort...in fact, I've been feeling discomfort hanging out with these guys...you couldn't by any chance pass a few of those over here...could you???
Just wash a couple of those bad boys down with Mr. Algol's special blend coffee and you'll feel like a new man...
Good to see your doing better...I kept the place together for you...it wasn't easy with these guys around, but I did it...
Just hurry back before we run out of liquor...
Cheers,
Alan.
Just wash a couple of those bad boys down with Mr. Algol's special blend coffee and you'll feel like a new man...
Good to see your doing better...I kept the place together for you...it wasn't easy with these guys around, but I did it...
Just hurry back before we run out of liquor...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Yes Mr. Rumpskin, that is what Vicodin is for discomfort...in fact, I've been feeling discomfort hanging out with these guys...you couldn't by any chance pass a few of those over here...could you???
Just wash a couple of those bad boys down with Mr. Algol's special blend coffee and you'll feel like a new man...
Good to see your doing better...I kept the place together for you...it wasn't easy with these guys around, but I did it...
Just hurry back before we run out of liquor...
Cheers,
Alan.
Just wash a couple of those bad boys down with Mr. Algol's special blend coffee and you'll feel like a new man...
Good to see your doing better...I kept the place together for you...it wasn't easy with these guys around, but I did it...
Just hurry back before we run out of liquor...
Cheers,
Alan.
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Jeez, why did that post twice? Why did that post twice? It's a conspiracy I tell you...
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