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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Welcome Back Mr. Rumpskin...glad to see you're doing better...
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Yeah Mr. 4skin...we were just having a little welcome back party for you with some girls and baloons and all...
Hope you can make it back in time before the girls have to go home...
Hope you can make it back in time before the girls have to go home...
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She, How are you? Please don't leave cash on the bar (just seems to disappear ) we'll just run a tab ;)
Algol
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I'm glad everybody are doing ok in this part of town, everything is comming back to its place and since no one is serving I will grab a beer and leave money on the bar.
You really shouldn't leave money on the bar in this place, not with this crowd...I'll just sort of take it and put it in my pocket and make sure Mr. Rump gets it when he gets back...
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Hey Shameless...you been finding some interesting pictures today...you really have to give me the number for that cleaning service you use that has those maids...
Yeah, I think my place could use a spring cleaning...actually this place could too...
Yeah, I think my place could use a spring cleaning...actually this place could too...
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Miss Sassy Pants
Hello my dears...I hope all is well. Someone, anyone slide me a beer plz, I so need one after today
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Good Morning Everone...
Welcome to Rumplations SassyNFree... I have the old grinder working, coffee is brewing. Who's ready for a jolt.
I like the cleaning crew Shameless...
Welcome to Rumplations SassyNFree... I have the old grinder working, coffee is brewing. Who's ready for a jolt.
I like the cleaning crew Shameless...
Algol
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Good Morning fine, upstanding people of Lush and Rumplebations patrons...Mr. Algol, you superior coffee making skills are much appreciated this morning...let me just hoist this five-gallon bucket onto the bar and you can fill it with your special blend...
Mr. Shameless sir...that cleaning lady certainly seems well-equipped for any job I can think of...and I can think of a few...
Looks like we have a new patron here, get her a drink on my tab...
Good morning SNF, Good morning Miss Holly Would...I sure hope she would...
I'm not sure how Miss Sassy wandered in here, perhaps her car broke down outside...just want to point out that just because your car is broken down outside and not running, does not mean it won't get stolen around here...
But, hey...you can always stay here and drink...
Cheers,
Alan.
Mr. Shameless sir...that cleaning lady certainly seems well-equipped for any job I can think of...and I can think of a few...
Looks like we have a new patron here, get her a drink on my tab...
Good morning SNF, Good morning Miss Holly Would...I sure hope she would...
I'm not sure how Miss Sassy wandered in here, perhaps her car broke down outside...just want to point out that just because your car is broken down outside and not running, does not mean it won't get stolen around here...
But, hey...you can always stay here and drink...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Oh Alan, you know I will!!
Hope yall have a great day.
You know we'll sure try...hopefully we can stay out of trouble...any day we can stay out of trouble for a whole day is a great day...right Shameless?
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yeah thats a good one!!!