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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Is it time for something stronger than coffee? I could really use a shot or two of tequila.... now, who is drinking with me?
You know She...if you really need me to help you out with this one...grab a salt shaker and a bottle...
And if we run out, I found some more tequila in the back...
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Hey Shameless...unhook that beer tap from that old rusted keg of Old Milwalkee and tap one of these kegs of tequila...help me with this one...
Don't worry Lush team...we won't get too drunk...
Don't worry Lush team...we won't get too drunk...
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Just in case we need more tequila, I got the guys working on it right now...the agave plants are just about ready...
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Have fun this afternoon all, She keep an eye on those two...I have to go hack up a few fairways...
Algol
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In case the party really gets going and we start to run out of salt...I got the guys working on that too...
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Quote by shameless009Quote by SheOh ! ,, i will ,, Pick me Please!! ,, But let me warn you.,, I have a bit of Indian in my lineage.,, I might get a lttle bit wild now!!
Is it time for something stronger than coffee? I could really use a shot or two of tequila.... now, who is drinking with me?
Wild? I would like to see that!
Did enybody saw Mr.Shameless go crazy? Shal I be frighten?
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Quote by SheQuote by shameless009Quote by SheOh ! ,, i will ,, Pick me Please!! ,, But let me warn you.,, I have a bit of Indian in my lineage.,, I might get a lttle bit wild now!!
Is it time for something stronger than coffee? I could really use a shot or two of tequila.... now, who is drinking with me?
Wild? I would like to see that!
Did enybody saw Mr.Shameless go crazy? Shal I be frighten?
Believe me...he don't have far to go...you don't have to drive him crazy...he's close enough he can walk...
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I think I found out why Algol is off to the golf course...hey, that's just more tequila for us...
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Quote by SheQuote by shameless009Quote by SheOh ! ,, i will ,, Pick me Please!! ,, But let me warn you.,, I have a bit of Indian in my lineage.,, I might get a lttle bit wild now!!
Is it time for something stronger than coffee? I could really use a shot or two of tequila.... now, who is drinking with me?
Wild? I would like to see that!
Did enybody saw Mr.Shameless go crazy? Shal I be frighten?
This could be easily taken as a roughness, I am sorry, it was just a bad joke (unfortunately I am full of them)
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Hey She...don't apologize for anything...it's not like Rumple's customers are easily offended in general...they wouldn't be here in the first place...
I'm sure Mr. Shameless will agree.
Now, where did he go off too...I see an empty tequila keg in the corner, but no Shameless...
I'm sure Mr. Shameless will agree.
Now, where did he go off too...I see an empty tequila keg in the corner, but no Shameless...
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Quote by SheSweet Lady .,, Do not stop posting jokes.,, I love it .,, You have a beautiful sense of humor.
Seriously I will stop posting jokes.
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Seriously I will stop posting jokes.
If you can offend me...I would be very impressed...I have to warn you, it's been tried before...
Let's see, a girl who hangs out in bars, posts jokes and likes cars...
I think you're going to have a tough time offending me...
I'll drink to that...barkeep, double bourbon with a bourbon chaser please...
Um, put it on Scooter's tab...he won't notice...
Cheers,
Alan.
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