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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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LunarVenom
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Quote by jackinandjillin
Complaint!!! why oh why were`nt us gentlemen informed about the private fuctions you are holding for ladies only, now!!!! come on boss man you know thats not on today. if it was not for you leaving your office door open and this picture on the desk we`d never of know. Thought you would keep this little going on to yourself. Well I`ve news for you, I`m posting them here where all can see



Instructress mami has had her hand in this too I see, but oh you do look so hot in red




Now that is a party I know I'd wanna go to!!
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Quote by jackinandjillin
Complaint!!! why oh why were`nt us gentlemen informed about the private fuctions you are holding for ladies only, now!!!! come on boss man you know thats not on today. if it was not for you leaving your office door open and this picture on the desk we`d never of know. Thought you would keep this little going on to yourself. Well I`ve news for you, I`m posting them here where all can see



Instructress mami has had her hand in this too I see, but oh you do look so hot in red




Now that is a party I know I'd wanna go to!!


You better see the boss he`s playing his cards very close to his chest on these ladies only nights!!! He`s in the office or was, there was plenty of hiccups and burps coming out of there when i last passed, they`ve have exhaused the hole suppy of royal crown so dont know if you get any sence out of any of them, but as far as i know its invite only, try and get me one too I`ll go in drag. sure you could give me and back, crack and sack wax and a thong and bra, they would never know the differance and I would look just purr fect
RumpleForeskin
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(Rumple pauses from shoveling out empty botles of Crown Royal)

Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. With the Saints in the Super Bowl this Sunday and Mardi Gras in full swing, I decided a little genuine New Orleans jazz would be in order.

(shoves a Wynton Marsalis jazz tape into the 8-track)

For those of you trying to place WM, here's a video.


Got coffee-au-lait and beignets straight from the Cafe du Monde for those who need both a sugar and caffeine hit this morning.

(drinks two cups of coffee and finishes off a double-handful of beignets, then goes back to shoveling)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
LunarVenom
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Mornin' Rumple! I'll have some coffee...with some liquor in it
Algol
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Hey Its Friday!! we've almost made it passed another week!!! Vacation next week !!! Lets have a Irish coffee and beignets and start a little early.
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I love beignets from NOLA!! And I prefer Mr. Armstrong.
RumpleForeskin
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Got a fresh batch of beignets and specially fortified coffee. Those folks who hate getting powdered sugar all over their power suits might want to slice off a hunk of King Cake. Just remember, whoever finds the "baby" has to buy the next one.

Armstrong was tremendous, both as a player, especially early in his career, and later in life as an entertainer. Naming the airport after him was a great move.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
DirtyMartini
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Hey Rumple...I have to say I'm surprised that this place is still in business after, what is it, a week now? I'm sure this place would be condemned by some agency designed to protect the public from themselves, but rumor has it no inspector would be caught dead here...or maybe it is a tribute to your skill in the fine art of bribery...either way, congratulations are in order...
That said, I have a story for you:

A hippopotamus walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. "That will be $7.50 please" says the bartender. So the hippo gives the bartender his money and starts to sip his beer. "You know we don't very many hippos in here" mutters the bartender.

The hippo replies, "At these prices it's no wonder!"

Oh well...they can't all be winners...
On another note...if you want to read a good story, read xbob's latest, "The Beckwith Affair"...it's all about the search for some shady character named Alan Jankowski...judging by the story, he sounds like real trouble if you ask me...
I would promote my latest story...but it's not out yet...that should change soon...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
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Got a fresh batch of beignets and specially fortified coffee. Those folks who hate getting powdered sugar all over their power suits might want to slice off a hunk of King Cake. Just remember, whoever finds the "baby" has to buy the next one.

Armstrong was tremendous, both as a player, especially early in his career, and later in life as an entertainer. Naming the airport after him was a great move.

Rumple Foreskin


I had always wanted to see him but was too young. So I settle for movies and you tube.
Save a piece of King Cake for me and here's some beads that match your eyes. 3 strands to start. It's a lucky number.
DirtyMartini
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Hey Rumple...I read your little speech at the beginning of this thread and it said something about it being a place to pimp a story...
Well, me being a pimp from way back, just thought I'd mention that I have a new story that will be ready for submission tonight...actually it's almost done...just taking my last coffee break...
This will be the fifteenth category that I have infected with my misuse of the English language. My latest venture is into the category...a rarity here at Lush, I know...
The question is, "Is it really if you don't know she's your sister?"
Find out all that and more, by reading "A Family Reunion Chapt 1 (Growing up with Marcy)" making it's debut here on this fine upstanding site known as Lush Stories...
Tag line includes, but is not limited to: sister, step-sister, threesome, mff, ffm, sex, whatever
Be the first on your block to read this future classic piece of erotic literature...
Oh, and thanks for the advert space...just put it on my tab...
Later,
Alan.

You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
(Rumple pauses from shoveling out empty botles of Crown Royal)

Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. With the Saints in the Super Bowl this Sunday and Mardi Gras in full swing, I decided a little genuine New Orleans jazz would be in order.

(shoves a Wynton Marsalis jazz tape into the 8-track)

For those of you trying to place WM, here's a video.


Got coffee-au-lait and beignets straight from the Cafe du Monde for those who need both a sugar and caffeine hit this morning.

(drinks two cups of coffee and finishes off a double-handful of beignets, then goes back to shoveling)

Rumple Foreskin



you can't have madri gras without these bad boys
RumpleForeskin
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Welcome to RUMPLATIONS, Loisiane.

Here's s Hurricane straight from Pat O'Brians's.



No better way to start the weekend--well, okay, make that no better drink to start drinking on this Super Bowl and Mardi Gras weekend, if you know what I mean.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Rocco you seem to be slurring a bit


I like to share the champagne with Tech and then...take a drink.
RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
Rocco, I posted this in response to your SB question over on the Humor Forum. Being innovatively challenged, I'm reposting it here for the benefit of the bar's many loyal patron(s?)

Here's you a Super Bowl factoid, Rocco. In 10 of the past 43 SB's, one of the starting quarterbacks was born and raised in Louisiana. Their combined record is 7-3. In this year's SB, one of the starting QB's is Peyton Manning of the Colts, who was born and raised in New Orleans.

Based on that history, the Colts should be better than a 2-1 favorite, right?

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Yes, I can name them all--even the three who lost.
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Found these four beauties mousying around out side and brought them in, well, just thought it would bring a bit of colour to the place
RumpleForeskin
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The old joint seems to be attracting some high-class strays these days.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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Nice paint job on the girls.
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Nice sig, Alan.

--

FLEUR-DE-LIS POWER







Saints 35 -- Colts 28 (or vice versa)

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I thought we didn't allow hookers in here.

Where's the big screen? And the beer? Sheesh, this place is dead, dead, deadski!
RumpleForeskin
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Quote by chefkathleen
I thought we didn't allow hookers in here.

Where's the big screen? And the beer? Sheesh, this place is dead, dead, deadski!

This joint is very broad minded.

As for the big screen, it's out in the parking lot.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Well get CBS fired up on it. It's almost time for kick off. I'll take a beer in a frosty mug please. Where's the chips? Or as the Brits call them, crisps.
RumpleForeskin
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Quote by chefkathleen
Well get CBS fired up on it. It's almost time for kick off. I'll take a beer in a frosty mug please. Where's the chips? Or as the Brits call them, crisps.

Here you go.



Chips and picante sauce atre at the other end of the bar. There's no bean dip on accout of how if there was, we wouldn't make it 'till halftime. Anyway, help yourself.

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Thanks Rump. Don't mind if I do.
RumpleForeskin
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Halftime.

Colts 10 - Saints 6

Stats are even closer with the Saints having a slight edge.

Most interesting stat (to me) Manning going "only" 10-15.

Belly up to the bar boys (and girls, let your money be seen.



Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Algol
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The boys did it!!!
Algol
RumpleForeskin
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Super Bowl Champion Saints 31 - Colts 17



Oh, be still my beating heart.

Drinks on the house. Serve yourself..

Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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I could`nt help but notice the new toy the lushettes have in the entertainments area........ very taste full and seems to being put to plenty of use


Ride em cowgirl