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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Here, you need something to start up a party...a little Bo...
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I think I found out why Algol is off to the golf course...hey, that's just more tequila for us...
You found out... I thought it (golf) was a good cover
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I'm making good use of the grinder today giving you all enough coffee to get you to Monday.
Taking a short golf trip for the weekend. Have fun this weekend and enjoy the fresh peruvian coffee
Taking a short golf trip for the weekend. Have fun this weekend and enjoy the fresh peruvian coffee
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Good Morning Lushers, Lushettes, Lushketeers and other assorted riff raff...nice to see Mr. Algol up bright and early to fulfill his duties as Official Coffee Maker of Rumplebations...
(Hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
Yeah, I'm ready for some of that this morning...
Hey, who's idea was it for the new valet parking at Rumplebations anyway? Trying to put a little class into the place, besides low? Trying to compete with the Whino Bar down the street, eh?
No really, I drove my car up this morning and some guy in dark shades and a hooded sweat shirt came up to me and said he was the new parking valet...I thought "well, that's a nice touch"...so I handed him the keys...
He didn't have to speed off down the street with the tires screeching so loud though...
Funny, he didn't give me a parking receipt...oh well, I'll worry about that later...
In the meantime, how about that coffee???
Cheers,
Alan.
(Hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
Yeah, I'm ready for some of that this morning...
Hey, who's idea was it for the new valet parking at Rumplebations anyway? Trying to put a little class into the place, besides low? Trying to compete with the Whino Bar down the street, eh?
No really, I drove my car up this morning and some guy in dark shades and a hooded sweat shirt came up to me and said he was the new parking valet...I thought "well, that's a nice touch"...so I handed him the keys...
He didn't have to speed off down the street with the tires screeching so loud though...
Funny, he didn't give me a parking receipt...oh well, I'll worry about that later...
In the meantime, how about that coffee???
Cheers,
Alan.
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Yeah, I could use more coffee...having a hard time popping out of bed today...didn't sleep in a toaster
(rolls in 55-gallon drum with IV tube attached and hoists it up on the bar)
Think someone can help me fill this thing???
(rolls in 55-gallon drum with IV tube attached and hoists it up on the bar)
Think someone can help me fill this thing???
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Ah, She...I thought for sure you'd be ready for another tequila day today...you never heard of "hair of the dog that bit ya?" I'm sure Shameless knows about that...we can cure that headache right away...
I even got some more limes...
I even got some more limes...
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Mr.Shameless music is always welcome, right? and Mr.Exakta with those limes I will squeeze some juice for lemonade, who want some?
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Hey She...you can make lemonade with Limes??? You are a talent...I'll try some of that...with a shot of something strong, of course...
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I was just thinking it should be called "Lime Aid"...but, that sounds too much like the name of an all-star benefit concert for limes or something...
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We might need to save some for Rev. Rump. ,, He might need a little something to put in his favorite mix of hooch.
Rump usually drinks that straight with a Gerital chaser...
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Glad you like it guys! Limonade is even better with limes than lemons, try it! (I just couldn't finde a picture of it, hihi)
but if you whant something stronger with that than, we can ask Mr.RumpleForeskin to serve a Mojito in this place!!! My favorite!
Inside is lime, mentha(mint), white rum(Havana club) and brown sugar+soda.
What do you say?
And what about Mr.RumpleForeskin?
but if you whant something stronger with that than, we can ask Mr.RumpleForeskin to serve a Mojito in this place!!! My favorite!
Inside is lime, mentha(mint), white rum(Havana club) and brown sugar+soda.
What do you say?
And what about Mr.RumpleForeskin?
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You guys start drinking early in the morning, of course I have heard rumors you are a bunch of trouble makers. Looks like my kind of place.
Yeah, there are a couple of trouble makers that hang out here...but, I try to avoid them myself...
Any more tequila left? Or, should I tap another barrel???
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