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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
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Quote by Exakta66Quote by Kyle
You guys start drinking early in the morning, of course I have heard rumors you are a bunch of trouble makers. Looks like my kind of place.
Yeah, there are a couple of trouble makers that hang out here...but, I try to avoid them myself...
Any more tequila left? Or, should I tap another barrel???
You have to like people who drink tequila by the barrel. I like this place.
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Quote by KyleQuote by shameless009
Well you do have another option.,, But I think a shirt and tie are required.
I like the no shirt, no shoes, no problem attitude!
He was referring to the "Whine Bar" down the street...they call it that because everyone sits around and whines...but, you didn't hear that from me...
Right Shameless?
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Quote by shameless009
I talk to myself often Ma'am .,,, I find it very comforting.
I don't just talk to myself, I sometimes argue with myself...not only that, but I sometimes lose those arguements...
I'm not really proud of that, but what can I say?
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Quote by She
As far as I know, we are all somewhere near the edge
I'm not just near the edge, I'm over it...speaking of "over the edge"...I've been following Mr. Shameless around way too much lately in his forum posts...I have to admit this is my 1000th post...
At least it took me longer than a week...
Drinks on the house for everyone...Mr. Rump won't mind...heck, he ain't even here...
I think we got enough liquor for everyone...the old still seems to be working...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Quote by Exakta66Quote by She
As far as I know, we are all somewhere near the edge
I'm not just near the edge, I'm over it...speaking of "over the edge"...I've been following Mr. Shameless around way too much lately in his forum posts...I have to admit this is my 1000th post...
At least it took me longer than a week...
Drinks on the house for everyone...Mr. Rump won't mind...heck, he ain't even here...
I think we got enough liquor for everyone...the old still seems to be working...
Cheers,
Alan.
Congratulation!! And who said Mr.Shameless is no good? you see it paid off!!
I'll have what you have.
...what does 1000 posts mean?
Well , After a discussion with one of my esteemed partners in the forum .,, I have come to the conclusion that It means the most to you.!
I have done this twice myself ., and no bells or whistles went off.,, But my friends did wish me congratulations for my effort and time here .
This really meant the most to me.,, And one of us posts the announcement in the Pub for all to see.
I have done this twice myself ., and no bells or whistles went off.,, But my friends did wish me congratulations for my effort and time here .
This really meant the most to me.,, And one of us posts the announcement in the Pub for all to see.
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Rumple baby, your friends at the Lush Wine Bar have chipped in for a couple of things to make you feel better.YgSnAHH4IFEoAT5c
First is a gift basket with some good wines, cheese, and other munchies to keep you occupied in case you need a beer and peanuts break.
Also, I fear you might need some help getting around while your eye is still on the mend, so we chipped in- and the chauffeur Ivanka is at your disposal for the next few weeks- she will take you wherever you please, physically and geographically.NKL7d01hETc0QajP
Here's to a speedy recovery from all your friends, baby! Cheers!
The Lush Wine Bar Staff
First is a gift basket with some good wines, cheese, and other munchies to keep you occupied in case you need a beer and peanuts break.
Also, I fear you might need some help getting around while your eye is still on the mend, so we chipped in- and the chauffeur Ivanka is at your disposal for the next few weeks- she will take you wherever you please, physically and geographically.NKL7d01hETc0QajP
Here's to a speedy recovery from all your friends, baby! Cheers!
The Lush Wine Bar Staff
Quote by shameless009
Well , After a discussion with one of my esteemed partners in the forum .,, I have come to the conclusion that It means the most to you.!
I have done this twice myself ., and no bells or whistles went off.,, But my friends did wish me congratulations for my effort and time here .
This really meant the most to me.,, And one of us posts the announcement in the Pub for all to see.
Since you've done it twice and running forward third time, maybe you can announce this for him Laud and clear for all to see it. What do you say? And I'll bring alcohol.
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Hello to all 
I'm new to this bar.
I think I'll have a Bud Light.
I'm new to this bar.I think I'll have a Bud Light.
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Looks like the barkeep is on vacation. Looks like she has some lovely limonade. I am helping myself to it.
I would show you a picture, but I can't figure that out. It's pretty strong limonade.
I would show you a picture, but I can't figure that out. It's pretty strong limonade.
