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Yeah I guess you could slip one in there too...
Are you ready for another of them BudIce beers??
Will ya share that bottle hunny, that way ya wont pass out alone...lmao
Good Morning! The old grinder is working well this morning putting out some fine international coffee. (Peruvian coffee with a Turkish grind nice and fine...)The coffee is brewing...


Algol
I am ready.qGGwqvNBYmDZp7CN
We might need a little wake up music now!!
Good Morning Lushketeers...I could so use some of that fine special blend of coffee that Mr. Algol is now famous for...
I managed to "borrow" a tank truck I have parked out front...Mr. Algol, if you would be so kind, I'll take mine to go...
Be back later,
Cheers,
Alan.

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Well.,, are you full of it today brother?
I just have to go do a few things soon...but, I'll be back...
Believe it or not, in spite of persistent rumors to the contrary, I sometimes have to do other things besides hang out at Rumplebations all day...
I know, it sucks...but what can I say???

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Same here ,, I actually have a big day today myself.
The coffee will be here when you boys need to be energized...
Algol
Good morning. My night with Jack went execptionally well. I managed to keep from passing out anywhere but my own bed.

I think I'll have some of that coffee to jump start my day. My drinking escapades are done until this weekend, perhaps.
Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story
Well hell...I am ready for a beer, if not something stronger! It's 5 o'clock somewhere right?
How about Two Beers???

Sahweet...one for each hand....Thank You my dear
You are welcome Sweet Lady.
A You take such good care of me hunny bunny...SMOOCHES
Keep that up dear ,, I am feeling giddy now.
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Keep that up dear ,, I am feeling giddy now.


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Good Morning patrons of Rumplations!

The old coffee grinder is set on "extra fine" and the coffee is brewing it will perk you right up...


Algol
Good Morning Fine People of Lush and Rumplebations Patrons...
Mr. Algol...nice to see you up this morning and taking your job seriously...gives new meaning to wake up and smell the coffee...
I was thinking maybe if we could install some sort of drop tank out back under the ground so people could just sort of drive up and fill up on the coffee it would go over well...especially in this neighborhood...
We could put an old gas pump above ground and bury a couple of 10,000 gallon tanks out back...
Heck, if we sell it by the gallon, I think we could do well...and as your "business manager" I would only take a small percentage...
Anyway, something to think about...
Just a small refill for now...
(Hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
Later,
Alan.

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morning my Friends...I like that drop tank idea, but then I wouldn't have to come in and I would miss yall to much... Alan are you gonna share that bucket? PLZ PLZ PLZ
Hell I will just start a caffine IV being a paramedic and all...any takers, just get in line
Lots of Love
Holly
Holly, How's your sister doing in the flood?
Algol
Well Holly, if you are indeed a paramedic...looking at your picture, I may need to be resuscitated...or at least pretend to be a few times a day...just that picture could knock me out...
Btw, I like the idea of the IV drips...and not just for coffee...

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A thank you for asking... She is ok so far? I posted some pictures and an update. The Corp of Engineers is releasing water from the dam to relieve pressure,at 1 inch an hour, in hopes of it not giving away. I have not checked yet, but last night it was up to 67 ft past flood stage. Water has been shut off due to sewage. but it could always be worse.
Hollywood
Alan, yes I am a State of Tennessee Paramedic...if not for coffee, then for?