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Southern_Sass
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Well it has been a day from hell, I just might need something stronger then a beer. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
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so ture... so how has your day been?


Great, I'm about you have a beer here very soon... Thank you for asking... yours?
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Well I stopped in a few for one of these ,,, I am still mowing.!!
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Vodka tonic Holly? It might make you feel better...
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Aww Why didnt you get 2?

I needed to stay behind the mower ,, not under it.
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I needed to stay behind the mower ,, not under it.


That could get a bit dicey…
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I could get ( CUT SHORT ) ,, If Im not careful.
Southern_Sass
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Vodka tonic Holly? It might make you feel better...



Thank you Al...That hit the spot.
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Aww Why didnt you get 2?

I needed to stay behind the mower ,, not under it.


but I would take care of you hunny
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That was going old school
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Good Morning Lushies,
My friend Carlos (pictured below) sent us more coffee but part of the shipment was seized... I mean lost along the way.



The coffee is on...
Algol
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Good Morning Fine Citizens of Lushville and other assorted Rumplebation's patrons...
Mr. Algol...thank goodness not all of the shipment was siezed...I'll certainly take a cup of that fine eye-opening stuff this morning...
Just a warning, there have been Scooter sitings lately in these parts...shouldn't be a problem as long as you keep your car locked and the alarm set...
I mean, um, nice to see him back...if he stops by, give him a cup of coffee...I have a feeling he could use it...hopefully he won't want his grinder back...
Later,
Alan.

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Southern_Sass
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Good morning one and all...It is overcast but I see mr. Sunshine peeking his head out, YAY
I will take a cup of coffee and a donut. I KNOW you have some back there Alan hehehe. Al the coffee is good and hot this morning. Hope yall have a great one!
Cheers,
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Well. ,, I finally got my ass out of bed ,,, But I could use several cups of Algols famous (coffee cola) ....
Southern_Sass
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Well, aabout time shameless...hehehe kidding. Enjoy the morning.
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Sometimes staying in bed can be a real good thing...
I just wanted to use that smiley...


And I stood all morning waiting on you to fish


Southern_Sass
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I need a refill...OMG hell, just start a line...
GO GIRLIE
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I need a refill...OMG hell, just start a line...
Here you are Lady.,, Let me do the pouring now!
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Wait a minute Savanna...I got my rod ready...be right there girl...we can "fish" all day...


To late they have all swam away now damn little worms
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I need a refill...OMG hell, just start a line...
Here you are Lady.,, Let me do the pouring now!


You are my hero...do you do breakfast too? hehehe
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Wait a minute Savanna...I got my rod ready...be right there girl...we can "fish" all day...


I would keep a close on Alan today.. ,, sounds like to me that he is needing help with his ( worm) ..
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Wait a minute Savanna...I got my rod ready...be right there girl...we can "fish" all day...


I would keep a close on Alan today.. ,, sounds like to me that he is needing help with his ( worm) ..


ahhahaha well I have a bird for his worm giggles
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OMG I so love yall, I needed that giggle this morning
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I need a refill...OMG hell, just start a line...
Here you are Lady.,, Let me do the pouring now!


You are my hero...do you do breakfast too? hehehe
Yes!,, I do.,, Bacon Scrambled Eggs,, and half brown hashbrowns. Oh! and toast with grape jelly.