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DirtyMartini
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Quote by shameless009
A while ago.,, "He " was going to take her fishing.,, And now he is offerring To help with the homework ,, something isn't adding up here.


I could do both if she asks me nice...heck, any way she asks me would be fine...she don't even have to ask...

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Hey Shameless! I haven't listened to country music in a century but, this was going through my mind when I woke up this morning and thought of you and Rumple's bar.
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A while ago.,, "He " was going to take her fishing.,, And now he is offerring To help with the homework ,, something isn't adding up here.


I could do both if she asks me nice...heck, any way she asks me would be fine...she don't even have to ask...


UH HUH
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Thank You ChefK,, quite possibly my favorite Merle Haggard Song.
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Thank You ChefK,, quite possibly my favorite Merle Haggard Song.


I thought I had told you why I posted that. I don't see where it showed up. I had this song on my mind when I woke up this morning. I haven't listened to country music in a century and thought of you and the Rumple bar when I heard it going round in my head. LOL
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Here is another of his Real Good ones.,, Really good if your are feeling Blue.wfSW15lfu3ZnOfiJ
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Hello everyone, it seems you all have quite some day! Glad to hear that..
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..and let me know when you will start drinking something stronger..
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It's time to celebrate "Over the hump day"



Who's ready for a shot?
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Who's ready for a shot?
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..and let me know when you will start drinking something stronger..


You could probably talk me into it...who's tending bar here? I guess I can just help myself to a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and what can I get you??? Rump won't mind...I'm one of his best "customers"...

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Well guys .,,, It appears That we might need to get the hard booze out.,, So.,, go ahead and get the rope for me,, and tie me up ,, So. that if I get a little wild ! ,, then someone might be able to control me some.??
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Who's ready for a shot?



I am ready and this tequila? looks tempting!
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Exakta and Shameless! I love to drink with you guys, but I am not shure if Algol is going to join us or he is just pouring..
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Well now. ,, Lets get started.
DirtyMartini
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Yeah, I could do some tequila...I think we have enough in the back...


And of course, if we need more...I got the guys working on it...




I think we may have enough limes...


And we should be pretty good on salt...


Yeah, I think we're set to party...
Cheers,
Alan.

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Hey everyone! I found a couple of nice cases of French beer in the cellar and am willing to share. It's pretty good on a day like today. Drink up!




No tequila for me. It makes me sick to my stomach.
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Hey everyone! I found a couple of nice cases of French beer in the cellar and am willing to share. It's pretty good on a day like today. Drink up!




No tequila for me. It makes me sick to my stomach.


Thank you Chef... I think the only French beer I think I've had is...




Cheers!!
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Beer, tequila,..everything sounds great!
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Quote by Exakta66
Hey Chef...I have had some of the Trappist monk beers, I think they are mostly brewed in Belgium now...
Btw, you couldn't have found that in this cellar...the rats would have drank it a long time ago...


I think it might be the celler next door. I noticed a hole in the wall down in Rumps celler leading to the place next door. Saw a couple of cases and since they weren't being used, I procured them for us. You know that high end place? You guys don't know anything about that do you?
Anyway, Cheers everybody! Happy Hump Day!!
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You know that high end place? You guys don't know anything about that do you?
Anyway, Cheers everybody! Happy Hump Day!!


We know nothing, we see nothing!!


Happy Hump Day Chef!
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Who's ready for a shot?


ME ME ME
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Good Morning my friends of Lush.

It look like Ms. Holly and the late night crowd was in last night finishing off the tequila.

Y’all need to pickup whatever that it you left under the pool table looks like a thong or two and some… well I reckon the cleaning folks will get it sooner or later.



The coffee is at the end of the bar, please help yourselves and enjoy the bottle of Baileys that’s down there as well. (It’s Thursday)



Have a Great Day!
Algol
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Good-Morning all hugs and kisses all around I did well in exam thank you all.

Ladies look out

I have shameless, Exakta66 and Algol here peeing again.


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And I thought only Men spied on the women .,,Oh!,, and Coffee please!
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Quote by shameless009
And I thought only Men spied on the women .,,Oh!,, and Coffee please!


whice one are you shameless the hairy one