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Quote by shameless009
No. ,, That is Alan.
never Alan love to show his body look at his bum and where is his hand I love his pantie mmmmmm
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Morning yall, Al...I cleaned up my mess
ummmmm yeah...there was still some tequilia left, I thinkLove the Baileys with my morning coffee, Thank you hunny
Savanna, are you positive thats what they are doin in there?
Hey shameless, we will sooooo spy on yall given the chance
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I hope you like what you see!
As long as there not laughing Shameless you're good...
Algol
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Good Morning Lushers, Lushettes and other assorted riff-raff of Rumplebations...
That girl Nancy I've been going out with lately recently described some of our neighbors as a bunch of "tumultuos malcontents with a propensity for violence"...heck, reading some of the forum posts on Lush this morning makes me think some of them joined Lush Stories...
Anyway, at least we all get along here...must be the coffee that keeps us all happy and content...
Speaking of which...
(hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
Fill this up for me Mr. Algol...I'll take it to go for now...have a couple of things to do...
But I will be back...take it as a threat or a promise, but just take it...
Later,
Alan.
That girl Nancy I've been going out with lately recently described some of our neighbors as a bunch of "tumultuos malcontents with a propensity for violence"...heck, reading some of the forum posts on Lush this morning makes me think some of them joined Lush Stories...
Anyway, at least we all get along here...must be the coffee that keeps us all happy and content...
Speaking of which...
(hoists five-gallon bucket onto bar)
Fill this up for me Mr. Algol...I'll take it to go for now...have a couple of things to do...
But I will be back...take it as a threat or a promise, but just take it...
Later,
Alan.
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Quote by savannaQuote by shameless009
No. ,, That is Alan.
never Alan love to show his body look at his bum and where is his hand I love his pantie mmmmmm
Oh, and Savanna my dear...stop telling people I wear panties...
What I do in the privacy of my own home while dancing in front of the mirror to old disco tunes is really nobody's business...
And I'll give you them back when I'm done...
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Quote by Exakta66Quote by savannaQuote by shameless009
No. ,, That is Alan.
never Alan love to show his body look at his bum and where is his hand I love his pantie mmmmmm
Oh, and Savanna my dear...stop telling people I wear panties...
What I do in the privacy of my own home while dancing in front of the mirror to old disco tunes is really nobody's business...
And I'll give you them back when I'm done...
There's a visual I really didn't need this morning Alan... If it were Savanna, Holly, She... I good with that, but you "dancing in front of the mirror to old disco tunes"
You should really try to get out more
Algol
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Sorry about that Algol...
Rump will probably be happy...it will encourage people to drink more after thinking about that one...myself included...
Rump will probably be happy...it will encourage people to drink more after thinking about that one...myself included...
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If Al quit letting his freak out,,,there would be nothing left
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Yes.
Thats what I would have said too shameless.
I got the next round for all please!
Thats what I would have said too shameless.
I got the next round for all please!
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no problem shameless
We can down these drinks quickly,,,
I have grass to mow today
Thinking of going green!
We can down these drinks quickly,,,
I have grass to mow today
Thinking of going green!
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I could have used this one yesterday for sure. ,, I done my yard with a pushmower this time.,, It took 12 hrs.
There is a good chance I am getting too old for that shit. ,, But I did sleep good last night.
12hours what do you have there? this
Oh I see you do not have a mower, I feel your bones are they acing now
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Quote by AlgolQuote by Exakta66Quote by savannaQuote by shameless009
No. ,, That is Alan.
never Alan love to show his body look at his bum and where is his hand I love his pantie mmmmmm
Oh, and Savanna my dear...stop telling people I wear panties...
What I do in the privacy of my own home while dancing in front of the mirror to old disco tunes is really nobody's business...
And I'll give you them back when I'm done...
There's a visual I really didn't need this morning Alan... If it were Savanna, Holly, She... I good with that, but you "dancing in front of the mirror to old disco tunes"
You should really try to get out more
LMMFAO... yeah IMMMMMMMMM lookin
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Is Scooter still buying drinks??? Hey Scooter, where is the beer can holder on that tractor??? You need that dealer installed option, or else those things are worthless...
Hey Shameless...twelve hours to mow the lawn??? Jeez, you could have rented a couple of sheep to do the job quicker...and, well, you'd have a couple of sheep for later...Scooter could explain that one...
For some reason sheep get scared when Scooters around...never figured that one out...
Damn, twelve hours...I guess you got paid by the hour...
You guys figure out who's buying...I'll be back...
Later,
Alan.
Hey Shameless...twelve hours to mow the lawn??? Jeez, you could have rented a couple of sheep to do the job quicker...and, well, you'd have a couple of sheep for later...Scooter could explain that one...
For some reason sheep get scared when Scooters around...never figured that one out...
Damn, twelve hours...I guess you got paid by the hour...
You guys figure out who's buying...I'll be back...
Later,
Alan.
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OMG Savanna... I think I peed a lil with that pic
oh Hollywood3 I did the same when I saw Alan in the pantie see how wet I got giggles
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WOW, Hey Alan, ya need to share a peek with moi...
Stop on by...I'll share a peek, if you share a peek...
I am very easy to get along with that way...
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Quote by savannaQuote by Hollywood3
OMG Savanna... I think I peed a lil with that pic
oh Hollywood3 I did the same when I saw Alan in the pantie see how wet I got giggles
There is something sexie about this; getting all wet thing that you girls do,,,,?
And I think I know what it is (:
Both of ya's
Oh yeah,,,
Al,, I just use an IV. when mowing!
Yeah, I hook it up,,an hope I get done in less than 12 hours. (thats how long the IV last)
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You know that high end place? You guys don't know anything about that do you?
Anyway, Cheers everybody! Happy Hump Day!!
We know nothing, we see nothing!!
Happy Hump Day Chef!
Almost to the end Al. What time is tee off this week-end? Been in the 90s with little to no rain here. Lots of tee times available here!
Here's a good place. No water but still a challenge.
http://www.highlandsreserve-golf.com/golf/proto/highlandsreserve-golf/
Miss Sassy Pants
Evening Lushers...Hope all is well. Time to get a drink on...if only I could find the bar keep...