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Well posted, Shameless. 
Rumple Foreskin
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Ya gotta stay alert around here, Jack. There's no telling what might come popping up, or out, as the case may be.
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MORNING, SPORTS FANS
Coffee's on.
Just heard that the Saints SB victory parade will be carried on ESPNNews at 6:00 pm (est) todeay. Since the city is heading into the final week of Mardi Gras, it should be a fun event.
--quick segue--
Is it just me, or have the number of votes been down recently on new stories?
Rumple Foreskin
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MORNING, SPORTS FANS
Coffee's on.
Just heard that the Saints SB victory parade will be carried on ESPNNews at 6:00 pm (est) todeay. Since the city is heading into the final week of Mardi Gras, it should be a fun event.
--quick segue--
Is it just me, or have the number of votes been down recently on new stories?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Either everyone is still recovering from the Saints' Super Bowl win or getting worked up for the nationally televised victory parade on ESPNews. That's all well and good, but if things don't pick up soon, I may be forced into doing something drastic, like taking a bath, maybe.
Anyway, belly up to the bar.
Rumple Foreskin
Anyway, belly up to the bar.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumple...I have to admit I agree with you about the number of views/votes being down on new stories...I recently posted my story, which is not really an story, and it got viewed less than my last first-time story, which is not really a first time story...
Go figure...maybe I'm just not really here...
Have to go start on Chapter 2 of "A Family Reunion"...maybe if I put some in my story, that will work...
Alan
Go figure...maybe I'm just not really here...
Have to go start on Chapter 2 of "A Family Reunion"...maybe if I put some in my story, that will work...
Alan
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Either everyone is still recovering from the Saints' Super Bowl win or getting worked up for the nationally televised victory parade on ESPNews. That's all well and good, but if things don't pick up soon, I may be forced into doing something drastic, like taking a bath, maybe.
Anyway, belly up to the bar.
Rumple Foreskin
Don't worry Boss I will heat up the tin bath tub that is in the shed and will add a cup of Tide so you get squeaky clean and a new long handled brush so you can reach every inch of your body... you have had your win now it is time for the bath no more pussy footin around hop on out there and get soakin and scrubbing and I will be making the warm brandy's for all of us when you get out...
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
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Happy Hump Day to one and all.
Bet you didn't know that on this day in history, back in 1863, the fire extinguisher was patented. Ain't that hot?
Speaking of hot, coffee's on.
VD is coming. That's right, Valentine's Day is almost upon us. What do you consider the sexiest, most romantic, and/or greatest make-out songs(s) of all time? And just so you know, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road," is not, I say again, NOT, eligible.
Here are my picks:
Sexiest Song: anything by Donna Summer
Most Romantic Song: Love Theme From, ROMEO & JULIET (1969) by Henry Mancini
Greatest Make-out Song: All These Things, The Uniques
Rumple Foreskin
Bet you didn't know that on this day in history, back in 1863, the fire extinguisher was patented. Ain't that hot?
Speaking of hot, coffee's on.
VD is coming. That's right, Valentine's Day is almost upon us. What do you consider the sexiest, most romantic, and/or greatest make-out songs(s) of all time? And just so you know, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road," is not, I say again, NOT, eligible.
Here are my picks:
Sexiest Song: anything by Donna Summer
Most Romantic Song: Love Theme From, ROMEO & JULIET (1969) by Henry Mancini
Greatest Make-out Song: All These Things, The Uniques
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
The Right Rev of Lush
Morning, Shameless. Your PPP (porno photo posting) skills remain first-rate.
Coffee's hot and strong--approach with caution.
This next is a re-post from yesterday. But since no one replied, it should be good as new.
VD is coming. That's right, Valentine's Day is almost upon us. What do you consider the sexiest, most romantic, and/or greatest make-out songs(s) of all time? And just so you know, "Why Don't We Do It In The Road," is not, I say again, NOT, eligible.
Here are my picks:
Sexiest Song: anything by Donna Summer
Most Romantic Song: Love Theme From, ROMEO & JULIET (1969) by Henry Mancini
Feel free to shower my new AV with compliments.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Yo J & J...either someone has waaaay too much time on their hands or you've been sitting at the bar for waaaaay too long...either way...not good...
I was wondering how things were going here...I can see not much changed...it's still a dive...even that classy looking avatar pic ain't gonna fool anyone Rumple...
With that thought in mind, and since it is a bar...heres one for you:
Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar??
She heard drinks were on the house.
I know, I know...I'll try to do better next time...just stopped in for a quick drink and to say "Hello"...
I was wondering how things were going here...I can see not much changed...it's still a dive...even that classy looking avatar pic ain't gonna fool anyone Rumple...
With that thought in mind, and since it is a bar...heres one for you:
Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar??
She heard drinks were on the house.
I know, I know...I'll try to do better next time...just stopped in for a quick drink and to say "Hello"...
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Evening Alan, Jack.
You know I'm a piece-loving, broad-minded kinda guy, but something's gonna have to be done about all these gals coming in here flashing their bead attractors after one of those Mardi Gras parades goes by. Know what I mean?
Oh, hell, here come two more.
Rumple Foreskin
You know I'm a piece-loving, broad-minded kinda guy, but something's gonna have to be done about all these gals coming in here flashing their bead attractors after one of those Mardi Gras parades goes by. Know what I mean?
Oh, hell, here come two more.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
You know Rumple...just to help you out, because I know your time is taken up now with menial chores like wiping out shot glasses and raking the cigarette butts out of the sawdust on the floor...I will be willing to have a talk with them for you...since it is such a problem...
Mind if I use your office???
Mind if I use your office???
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No, you may NOT use my office. Renee' is waiting for me there.
However, feel free to use the stock room.
Rumple Foreskin
However, feel free to use the stock room.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Hey everyone! Just stopping by to catch a quick drink and say that this is quite some bar you have here Rumple! Keep up the good work and I think I'll come in here more often!
Anyway, side note: I'm in the workings of a new story called The Divorce: Brandon's Story. So if you want, when it comes out comment and vote please! Thank yas!
Great bar Rump I sure enjoyed the drink, but now for some reason I feel woozy. *stumbles out bar, waving and high- fiving everyone on the way out*
Anyway, side note: I'm in the workings of a new story called The Divorce: Brandon's Story. So if you want, when it comes out comment and vote please! Thank yas!
Great bar Rump I sure enjoyed the drink, but now for some reason I feel woozy. *stumbles out bar, waving and high- fiving everyone on the way out*
The Right Rev of Lush
Oops. Gave her a, "Goodnight Irene," special by mistake. Am I ever embarrassed.
Sorry about that, honest.
Hurry back, okay?
Rumple Foreskin
Sorry about that, honest.
Hurry back, okay?
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Hey Rumple...just looking at your forum signature line...is it my imagination, or do you have the title to your prize winning story wrong? Isn't it "FROM: Becky--FOR: Matt"...I could be wrong...I mean, you wrote it, you should know...
You know, just because you are a bartender, does not mean you have to pour yourself a drink every time you pour one for a customer...
Just a reminder from one porn writer to another...
It's all good...
Later,
Alan.
You know, just because you are a bartender, does not mean you have to pour yourself a drink every time you pour one for a customer...
Just a reminder from one porn writer to another...
It's all good...
Later,
Alan.
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Quote by Exakta66
Hey Rumple...just looking at your forum signature line...is it my imagination, or do you have the title to your prize winning story wrong? Isn't it "FROM: Becky--FOR: Matt"...I could be wrong...I mean, you wrote it, you should know...
You know, just because you are a bartender, does not mean you have to pour yourself a drink every time you pour one for a customer...
Just a reminder from one porn writer to another...
It's all good...
Later,
Alan.
Correct as usual, super-scribe. Many thanks.
A double R. V. Winkle on the house.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
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Shameloess, you have just been named, Vice President for Human Resources.
Just what vice you'll preside over will be determined at a later date.
Rumple Foreskin
Just what vice you'll preside over will be determined at a later date.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by RumpleForeskinQuote by Exakta66
Hey Rumple...just looking at your forum signature line...is it my imagination, or do you have the title to your prize winning story wrong? Isn't it "FROM: Becky--FOR: Matt"...I could be wrong...I mean, you wrote it, you should know...
You know, just because you are a bartender, does not mean you have to pour yourself a drink every time you pour one for a customer...
Just a reminder from one porn writer to another...
It's all good...
Later,
Alan.
Correct as usual, super-scribe. Many thanks.
A double R. V. Winkle on the house.
Rumple Foreskin
I'll take that R.V.W. now...and btw...STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS in your story titles...all that shouting is hurting my ears...
I really don't understand that whole thing...I think I'm just too old to understand...
And what happened to your av pic??? I think you should let Shameless chose an av pic for you...I have great faith in the man's abilities based on what I have seen in the forums...Shameless does have talents...let him pick your next av pic...
You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories
The Right Rev of Lush
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, ooos, sorry about that, I'll have you know, that AV is a recent (and I'm told, flattering) self-portrait.
Here's hoping everyone gets to kick up their feels on Valentine's Day.
Rumple Foreskin
Here's hoping everyone gets to kick up their feels on Valentine's Day.
Rumple Foreskin
RUMPLATIONS: AwesomeHonky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN
Home of the Lush "IN" crowd: indecent, intoxicated, and insolvent
a place to gossip, share news, talk sports, pimp a story, piss & moan, or just grab a drink. Check it out.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. -- ROBERT HEINLEIN