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And this here’s Duke. Do NOT try to pick the straw off his head or he gets real mad. He likes the look. smile

Bring this guy home Kimmi

Duke needs the bluegrass of Kentuck

Well, it's clear that SOMEBODY's excited about the SuperBowl! Or perhaps TWO somebodies.

And this time, there's no ambiguity for me – I'll support Lion, Kimmi, Taylor, and the Chiefs!

Go CHIEFS!

Leave their guts in San Francisco!

Let me add a Swiftie song – End Game – before I head off to the market…

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Take care out there, OK?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Happy Year of the Dragon!! If your birthday is between today and January 28, 2025 and your age is divisible by 12, you are a Dragon.

Unseasonably warm, nice weather continues here in the Great No Longer White North. More seasonable weather looms though, so I'll take it while I can.

And that big game that everyone is talking about? Enjoy it folks. Not my cuppa.

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While I was hoping to watch the Lions in tomorrow’s big game, I’m gonna watch and root for our own Fuzzy Lion’s Chiefs.

Finally some nice weather down here! Did a day at Epcot yesterday and today it’s a beach afternoon! My friend the meteorologist told me that this past Dec and Jan were the cloudiest months in the 84 years that records have been kept. So, to have the sun shining again is doing wonders for my soul!

Hope all y’all are having a good weekend. 😎

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

Say hello to Gertie. smile She tickles.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Niners are my hometown team, so of course i'm hopping they win.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Niners are my hometown team, so of course i'm hopping they win.

I think they are favored, Sprite. I actually look forward to the commercials and halftime show almost as much as the game. smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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I think they are favored, Sprite. I actually look forward to the commercials and halftime show almost as much as the game. smile

the commercials haven't been as good the past several years, but yeah, we have a NO TALKING during the ads in force at the house. :) and the halftime show is usually pretty good, tho not always. not a huge fan of Usher, to be honest, but it should be fun anyways.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Say hello to Gertie. smile She tickles.

It's a talent she discovered at Tide Pool College -- graduated with honors, as I remember. Quite the star.

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It's a talent she discovered at Tide Pool College -- graduated with honors, as I remember. Quite the star.

Cute, Kis. Cute.

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Cute, Kis. Cute.

I checked Google. She went on and got a graduate degree at her professor's urchin. So far, that's all I can sea.

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I checked Google. She went on and got a graduate degree at her professor's urchin. So far, that's all I can sea.

Wait – there's a new wave of information!

She changed her name to Astride, then went on to become a starring economist, because she could say, "On the one hand…and on the other…and the other…and the other…and finally…" And she NEVER jumped to conclusions!

I believe she was quite popular with the ladies as well. She could not only finger three or four of them simultaneously, but the suckers on her fingers left quite an impression.

So she was a star in more ways than one, and not just another fish in the sea!

She also had quite a mouth on her, as I recall, and was terribly fond of clams…

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Wait – there's a new wave of information!

She changed her name to Astride, then went on to become a starring economist, because she could say, "On the one hand…and on the other…and the other…and the other…and finally…" And she NEVER jumped to conclusions!

I believe she was quite popular with the ladies as well. She could not only finger three or four of them simultaneously, but the suckers on her fingers left quite an impression.

So she was a star in more ways than one, and not just another fish in the sea!

She also had quite a mouth on her, as I recall, and was terribly fond of clams…

I see her former friends all the time!

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I'll Be Home For Christmas - Holly spends Advent preparing for Nick's return.

And with that subject all washed away, let's get some caffeine on!

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and hung the bunting and banners for the Super Bowl. Although she kept looking at me as if to say, "WHY?" I wasn't quite sure what to tell her.

Tea Kettle is refilled and steaming away. There are pots of Red Rose and Ceylon Black from Sri Lanka (formerly Serendip) available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been desludged, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using High Octane coffee – as I'm sure people are going to want to get revved up. And some Moonshine to keep them happy.

Plus I've made a batch of Curvy's Brownies, just for comfort.

More coming – stay tuned!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Donuts? Of course! With Sara's sprinklies and today's EXTRA THICK sports section in her hidey hole – which is getting kinda full at this point.

Plus we've got pizza by the yard, and I've got both chicken wings and ribs, extra spicy – Chinese Szechuan BBQ recipe – typical Toronto fusion cuisine! And if anyone wants something more, let 'em ask, OK?

Now, what will people have to drink?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Already stocked up for the "Big Game Party" eh. Bit early for pizza and ribs but maybe later. For now, a Ceylon Black tea and a couple brownies.

I have been toying with old, long abandoned story ideas with a view to writing one of them just to get writing again. We shall see how it goes.

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Oops its been a busy week but I'm here...

pulling my little red wagon behind me and moseyin over to my special agent hidey spot and retrieving my donuts (yay Tupperware) and the past issues of the sports page putting them in my wagon and grabbing some pizza and wings and settling down in my favorite corner booth with today's sports page and a large tailgater since it's SUPERBOWL SUNDAY worship GO CHIEFS :worship:

Well! Wasn't THAT exciting!

Except I didn't see the game. However, from the reports it was an astonishing win for Mahomes and KC.

Why didn't I see the game?

Well, it turns out that our almost 4-year-old granddaughter has come down with COVID. She's the one that had heart surgery two days after she was born, and whom we have worked hard to protect, taking WAY more precautions than almost anyone else we know.

So now she's in the hospital where her mother works – and her mother is also sick.

Anyway – congratulations to Lion and his team! Drinks are on him!

I got nasty looks from Lady Dryad when I came in this morning. Not surprising – the place is a mess!

Well, OK, MORE of a mess than usual. Still she has worked her magic, and we're ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Japanese Hōjicha teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned out, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Folgers – Lion's favourite brand – help celebrate. I was going to use a frou-frou coffee (as he calls them), but decided Nah Let's keep it comfy and happy!

I've put out some celebratory donuts for y'all, with Sara's sprinklies set aside with her sports section.

Plus I've got some peacna coffee cake to start.

More in a bit, so hold onto your cojones and enjoy the ride!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

What the heck is "peacna"? Peach? But it's coffee cake so I will take some along with some hojicha.

New week. New me. Yeah right. I already need another vacation and my last one only started a month ago. Guess this is why retirement is looking appealing (considering next year).

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What the heck is "peacna"? Peach? But it's coffee cake so I will take some along with some hojicha.

New week. New me. Yeah right. I already need another vacation and my last one only started a month ago. Guess this is why retirement is looking appealing (considering next year).

Ape, I highly recommend retirement when you can swing it. It's lovely to see my husband enjoying his retirement so far. Though he is working about 20 hours per week for a friend of his, it's doing something he really enjoys. Plus he still has plenty of time to finally do some of that things he never has had time to do.

Bear, prayers for healing for your granddaughter and her mama.

Lion, congrats on the Chiefs win!

Happy Monday from the windy, overcast beach. Hard to complain. My weekend was sunny and bright.

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What the heck is "peacna"? Peach? But it's coffee cake so I will take some along with some hojicha.

New week. New me. Yeah right. I already need another vacation and my last one only started a month ago. Guess this is why retirement is looking appealing (considering next year).

Well, autocorrect didn’t catch Bears “Fat Paw” typing of “Pecan” rolls. Yes, I too need to retire “fully”. Work interferes with our personal lives too much.

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Well, autocorrect didn’t catch Bears “Fat Paw” typing of “Pecan” rolls.

To be fair, we gorillas have fat finger issues, too. But at least we have hands with fingers. Not sure how animals with paws even manage to type.😁

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To be fair, we gorillas have fat finger issues, too. But at least we have hands with fingers. Not sure how animals with paws even manage to type.😁

Natural talent and sheer force of personality. Works every time – except for "peacna". 😜

Update on grandcub's situation: She slept through the night, her bloodwork is good this morning, she seems to be doing well, and we're hoping they'll send her home today.

Mama doesn't have COVID – or at least is testing negative so far. Sounds like it's going to work out. Claws crossed!

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Update on grandcub's situation: She slept through the night, her bloodwork is good this morning, she seems to be doing well, and we're hoping they'll send her home today.

Mama doesn't have COVID – or at least is testing negative so far. Sounds like it's going to work out. Claws crossed!

Good to hear. Wishing a speedy recovery to both.

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Hi Rumpies wave

I wanna be retired too!

And happy your grandcub and daughter-in-law better, Bear! smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Hi Rumpies wave

Poppin’ in to remind those of you with mates to get your ass in gear for your Valentine! 😊

I’m looking for a special treat for my house mate, Buttercup even though she chewed an eyeball off one of my fav alpaca fur babies. sad

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Good Morning All

What a Super Bowl right?

That's all I'll post here, but tomorrow is not just Valentina Day but also Chiefs Nation's Super Bowl Parade to welcome back our Kansas City Chiefs with their repeat back to back win.

I'll try to drop photos on Thursday

🏉

To start the morning

I shall get the morning started

Lights On

Windows Open

Beautiful Bertha and

Copper Tea Kettle filled.

Fresh mornings sweets are placed on the sidebar.

Doughnuts, Cinnamon Rolls, Boston Cremes and Jelly filled too.

Our bakery been making cheese danish with fruit so there a few different types to enjoy also.

Cuppycakes too

Sara's sprinkles and sport pages are placed in her special agent hidey spot.

Before the music

I want to say great news Bear on the baby and daughter in law

❤️

Back with tunes shortly

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Thank you Lion, and everyone for the well wishes. It was kind of a jagged day on Sunday, but we got through it. So far, so good!

Gong hei fat choi to everyone, somewhat belatedly for the Chinese / Lunar New Year! I'm told it means "Congratulations and be prosperous," and the Chiefs (and Lion) certainly deserve that!

Meanwhile, today is MARDI GRAS, so let's roll out the beignets and the coffee-with-something!

I've got my mask all picked out – cap and bells seems somehow appropriate, eh?

So, what'll y'all have?

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