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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by David_LeRoy
They keep asking for pictures of my Christmas tree but evey time I look at that box I just can't get the energy up to open it to out it up. It seems rather pointless to go to all that effort now.

Tomorrow is a showdown between my Rams and the very scary Lions. And then Thursday they play the seahawks. Winning both of those is going to be virtually impossible.

I get it about the tree. Unless we have people coming to stay, we rarely put up a tree. We still put out some other decorations, but the tree… Yeah, that is a LOT of work.

And go Rams! As an avid Packers fan, anything the Rams can do to knock the Lions out of the playoff race… Well, I will be grateful! Granted, once we get into the post-season, my perception of the Rams may change. lol

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I get it about the tree. Unless we have people coming to stay, we rarely put up a tree. We still put out some other decorations, but the tree… Yeah, that is a LOT of work.

And go Rams! As an avid Packers fan, anything the Rams can do to knock the Lions out of the playoff race… Well, I will be grateful! Granted, once we get into the post-season, my perception of the Rams may change. lol

Just so you know…diehard Lions fan here. 😉

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Good morning, everyone! New here. Thought I’d share what I am drinking right now, as I try to warm-up. It was a brisk -6 (felt like -23) this morning when I woke up a few hours ago. I have a feeling I’ll be drinking hot coffee all day!

Also. here is a little Saturday themed honkey-tonk music for your listening pleasure.

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Just so you know…diehard Lions fan here. 😉

Well, FUCK. Now I will never get another story published on Lush. lol

I guess being a Lions fan is better than being a Vikings or Bears fan. 😊