RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Trigger pulled. Mods willing (I feel like I should sacrifice a goat or something when I say that), it should be up soon.

I am looking forward to reading it. 😊

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I am looking forward to reading it. 😊

You will have to wait a bit longer. I was looking at it and realized it had somehow reverted to an old version of the text so I recalled it and pulled it down.

Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

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Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

Hey, Bear, what's your oldest, most expensive scotch? I will have a double. Neat. And keep'em coming until I either say "stop" or keel over.

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Hey, Bear, what's your oldest, most expensive scotch? I will have a double. Neat. And keep'em coming until I either say "stop" or keel over.

The oldest, most expensive Scotch is Rump's private stash, and I ain't touchin' that!

BUT … I'll give you what is, IMHO, the best Scotch we have available for sale:

Dewar's Royal Salute 21 Year Old

It's a blend, not a single malt, but remember: Under the laws of Scotland, the age on the bottle has to be the age of the YOUNGEST Scotch in the blend!

I think you'll find it suitably smooth.

But, TBH, after the second or third glass, you might want to select something a little … cheaper

Just a suggestion. It's YOUR wallet tovarish!

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Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

Thanks, Kimmi.

Hey Bear, make mine a Midwinter Night's Dram, neat, please.

Hi all! Round on me (Ping's tab.) I'll have a coffee, busy day ahead. So I have 1583 words for my Comp entry which would be great because editing out 83 words isn't that hard. Problem is I hate 1501 of the words. 🤣

I sorta liked my idea then thought it was too obvious and now I kinda hate my story and find it really boring. We'll see, I've had other disasters turn out OK. Maybe it just needs a butt plug.

All right, ALL RIGHT!

Enough with the "Ping's Tab" stuff. It ain't no tab, it's a bloody roll of newsprint, many meters long.

To paraphrase a seasonal source, "IT is a PONDEROUS tab!"

The thing is, Ping's credit card has expired, so from now on, I'm tranfering charges to Lion's tab. He had a big heart, and his credit card is up-to-date!

Now, caffeine…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re good to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Lumberjack blend coffee from Muskoka Coffee Roasters.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a variety of tasty pastries.

Say that five times fast with a mouthful of marbles!

Tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries…

Sheesh.

Take care out there, 'K?