RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Trigger pulled. Mods willing (I feel like I should sacrifice a goat or something when I say that), it should be up soon.

I am looking forward to reading it. 😊

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I am looking forward to reading it. 😊

You will have to wait a bit longer. I was looking at it and realized it had somehow reverted to an old version of the text so I recalled it and pulled it down.

Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

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Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

Hey, Bear, what's your oldest, most expensive scotch? I will have a double. Neat. And keep'em coming until I either say "stop" or keel over.

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Hey, Bear, what's your oldest, most expensive scotch? I will have a double. Neat. And keep'em coming until I either say "stop" or keel over.

The oldest, most expensive Scotch is Rump's private stash, and I ain't touchin' that!

BUT … I'll give you what is, IMHO, the best Scotch we have available for sale:

Dewar's Royal Salute 21 Year Old

It's a blend, not a single malt, but remember: Under the laws of Scotland, the age on the bottle has to be the age of the YOUNGEST Scotch in the blend!

I think you'll find it suitably smooth.

But, TBH, after the second or third glass, you might want to select something a little … cheaper

Just a suggestion. It's YOUR wallet tovarish!

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Drinks are on me tonight!!

Had a fruitful visit to the home office. :)

Thanks, Kimmi.

Hey Bear, make mine a Midwinter Night's Dram, neat, please.

Hi all! Round on me (Ping's tab.) I'll have a coffee, busy day ahead. So I have 1583 words for my Comp entry which would be great because editing out 83 words isn't that hard. Problem is I hate 1501 of the words. 🤣

I sorta liked my idea then thought it was too obvious and now I kinda hate my story and find it really boring. We'll see, I've had other disasters turn out OK. Maybe it just needs a butt plug.

All right, ALL RIGHT!

Enough with the "Ping's Tab" stuff. It ain't no tab, it's a bloody roll of newsprint, many meters long.

To paraphrase a seasonal source, "IT is a PONDEROUS tab!"

The thing is, Ping's credit card has expired, so from now on, I'm tranfering charges to Lion's tab. He had a big heart, and his credit card is up-to-date!

Now, caffeine…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re good to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Lumberjack blend coffee from Muskoka Coffee Roasters.

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got a variety of tasty pastries.

Say that five times fast with a mouthful of marbles!

Tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries, tasty pastries…

Sheesh.

Take care out there, 'K?

Morning All.

And if our threadBEAR is losing sleep with the ongoing tab in Rumps so be it

Any visitor OR patron of questable writing skills'(me) shall only initial their tab for the fiscal year 2026 which starts 21.12.2025. Also if you don'tsee your favourite alcohol or wine we have installed a personal locker in store room #2 if anyone wondered where this ancient lion been hiding MERRY CHRISTMAS y"all.

Ow that bear started this THRISTY DAZE

Music

TSO

The Piano Guys

Also added Yule Log

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Maybe it just needs a butt plug.

Yes! When in doubt, add a butt plug. I think that saved my comp entry. 😂

And Bear, I will take a cup of the Lumberjack with a splash of cream.

Jellyroll

So to review going forward here in Rumps we have installed Lion Honour System going forward. Everyone enjoy the holidays

Lion Out

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Come on, Lyf! You can do it! Just pull the (butt) plug, and submit! 🤣😎

Enjoying the tunes today, Fuzzy!

I’m in final countdown to last day of work this year! :worship:

I made mistake of looking at my news feed. Ugh. Now I need a hot cocoa with mini marshmallows stacked like a naked man to cheer me up, Bear!

Bear’s in! Read it! 😊

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/christmas-is-cumming-2

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Bear’s in! Read it!

So's Ape!!!!!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/my-natasha-2

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So's Ape!!!!!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/my-natasha-2

Read!!! Loved it, Mr Ape! Rumpies showing up once again !

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Come on, Lyf! You can do it! Just pull the (butt) plug, and submit! 🤣😎

Great. Now I'm distracted by the butt plug. 1495 words and I even put together an AI cover image. It still fucking sucks....but I realized this is my first completed story since Dec 2024 so I'm just gonna get it in.

Does this happen to you folks? I have over 100 stories almost done but I always start a new one instead of finishing the almost complete stories.

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Does this happen to you folks? I have over 100 stories almost done but I always start a new one instead of finishing the almost complete stories.

LOL. You should see my drafts folder sometimes. There's stuff there dating back years

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Great. Now I'm distracted by the butt plug. 1495 words and I even put together an AI cover image. It still fucking sucks....but I realized this is my first completed story since Dec 2024 so I'm just gonna get it in.

Does this happen to you folks? I have over 100 stories almost done but I always start a new one instead of finishing the almost complete stories.

It happens all the time now. And then I finally do finish one and submit, then days later hate it, and delete it. I am gonna try to stop doing that as it’s disrespectful to the mod who spent time approving it.

I blame menopause! It’s a great thing to blame for everything now.

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Great. Now I'm distracted by the butt plug. 1495 words and I even put together an AI cover image. It still fucking sucks....but I realized this is my first completed story since Dec 2024 so I'm just gonna get it in.

Does this happen to you folks? I have over 100 stories almost done but I always start a new one instead of finishing the almost complete stories.

Butt plugs ARE distracting. lol

I am the opposite. I have around a dozen stories that I keep writing and re-writing. Several have the same characters, so when I make a major change, there is a trickle down effect and I NEED to then re-re-write everything. At some point, I just need to step away from those characters and start writing some stand-alone stuff that I can release into the wild and never look back.

The Surrender Door | Lush Stories

My Comp entry is in, link above. Not that creative or original but I sorta felt I should at least write something.

It will be under Hardcore although the 'hard' is relatively light. It seemed the best fit.

and holy eff, there is a huge number of entries

I don't like to read Comp entries before I post mine, always afraid I'll accidentally steal from someone. I'll be reading your comp entries over the next few days.

I’m currently staying at my oldest daughter’s place but will catch up with the comp. stories tonight. 😊 A strong cup of coffee please, Bear. Thank you. 😃

TGIF

1st in

Lights On

Bertha filled with Folgers

Copper Kettle singin

Fresh assorted Christmas treats Jukebox on

Restocked Coke Zero

Unboxed mini marshmallows

Jane i s decorating the bar as I play morning tunes

So, just as I get to Bertha to begin set-up, whom should I see plying her with coffee?

Lion, of course.

The early Lion gets the worms – or the beans in this case.

Thank you for kicking things off!

And we have some Christmas specials for people who are trying to find the perfect gift for someone.

Regularly $15.95, plus tariffs – but today only, marked up to $37.50!

Get 'em while I've got 'em!

And take care out there…

1st song set

Drunken Irish Band

Don't Pour Guinness to St. Nick Reindeer

Hauser

Carol of the Bells

Twisted Sister

Oh Come All Ye Faithful

2nd set

Rolling Stones

Angry

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie

Yes my children Die Hard IS a Christmas movie right up with Miracle on 3rth Street

Jane and Lion Out

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Bruce Willis kicking ass is an odd plot for a Christmas movie but, hey, it takes place at Christmas, right?🎅🌲🌟

Good morning. Comp entry is doing well but that's the general idea. Views and likes are piling up fast and I am up to 6 comments.

One more working day and then off for a week. Son and d-i-l are in town at her folks' place but he is probably still working. His place still allows 100% remote so he has flexibility that way.

Yorkshire Tea and a couple cookies.

Happy Friday, Rumpies

I was a pin cushion this morning for my acupuncturist and feeling goooood!

In the holiday Spirit!

Great comp entries by all of you! ❤️

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Bruce Willis kicking ass is an odd plot for a Christmas movie but, hey, it takes place at Christmas, right?🎅🌲🌟

Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

Hey Bear! It’s f’ing freezing here this morning. My fancy home computer thingy said it felt like -18 when I rolled out of bed earlier. I stayed up too late watching football last night, so I am tired and cold. So give me something highly caffeinated and hot, please.