RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

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Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

Hey Bear! It’s f’ing freezing here this morning. My fancy home computer thingy said it felt like -18 when I rolled out of bed earlier. I stayed up too late watching football last night, so I am tired and cold. So give me something highly caffeinated and hot, please.

I stayed up too late watching fball too!

I’ll take a hot cocoa with mini marshmallows stacked like a Christmas tree :)

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we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then

Good plan, I say. Be prepared for some grumbling from other quarters but I say go for it. Then again, now that I have my comp entry in, I am focusing on non-erotic writing for the foreseeable future so does not impact me much.

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Do it! Y’all deserve a break to be sure! And I do appreciate you! :)

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Thank you for the heads up, Sprite. 😊 Another here who appreciates what the moderators do. Enjoy the break, and of course, the holidays. 😀

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Thank you for the heads up, sprite. 😊 Another here who appreciates what the moderators do. Enjoy the break, and of course, the holidays. 😀

I’d like to echo that, sprite. I appreciate everything the mods do! I can’t imagine how much time and energy everyone puts in behind the scenes. I hope everyone enjoys the well deserved break!

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

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Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

i will let her know. don't worry, i won't tell what you said about her yesterday

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays.

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hmmmmmmmmmm

This reminds me of a

commercial

This ancient lion sez

HELL YES

y'all definitely deserve to enjoy a holiday break.

And just to clear the "air" Die Hard is the BEST action movie with a Christmas back story.

Furthermore does Gremlins have Hans Gruber??

I think NOT 😃

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Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

Hey Bear! It’s f’ing freezing here this morning. My fancy home computer thingy said it felt like -18 when I rolled out of bed earlier. I stayed up too late watching football last night, so I am tired and cold. So give me something highly caffeinated and hot, please.

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Highly caffeinated and hot, eh? Hmm…

Will she do?? 😀

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I stayed up too late watching fball too!

I’ll take a hot cocoa with mini marshmallows stacked like a Christmas tree :)

Stack your own damn mini marshmallows, Kimmi! I have people to do!

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Stack your own damn mini marshmallows, Kimmi! I have people to do!

Pfffth! I don’t need you now anyways. Looky what I found in a cabinet under the bar! Yummy!!!

Only on Lush could you find marshmallow willies in a bar.😏

Good evening. Hot chocolate but no marshmallows. Just a generous dollop of rum.

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Highly caffeinated and hot, eh? Hmm…

Will she do?? 😀

Yes. Please. And thank you!

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Only on Lush could you find marshmallow willies in a bar.😏

Good evening. Hot chocolate but no marshmallows. Just a generous dollop of rum.

I dunno, I've been in several kinda shady bars and have seen a few strange things made of marshmallows. Not to mention dick-shaped straws, pussy shaped plates and of course glasses with strippers on them that 'lose' their clothes to reveal a nude as you finish your drink. Which is a pretty funny idea to get guys to drink faster. You know those dirty little hole in the wall places or bars in bad neighbourhoods surrounded by adult themed retail stores and low end massage parlors. In other words, places just like Rumps.

btw I think I counted 73 Comp entries as of this morning and I've only managed to read about 10-12 so far. The quality so far is really high but lots of Rumps regulars in there so that makes sense.

Xmas is pretty close. I might need to start shopping soon.

Here's some treats ...have the best ever everyone!!🍷🍺🎁...😊

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Here's some treats ...have the best ever everyone!!🍷🍺🎁...😊

Thank you, Daisy! And it's good to see you in here, classin' up the joint!

But did you really need to wear all those clothes? You'll get all hot … and bothered.

I mean this IS Rumps, right?

OK, Market Day, so I will be brief – I just won't wear any…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lemon Zinger teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java.

I've put out Christmasy donuts. Look at me, being all festive and shit.

Plus I've got some Bear Claws. Get 'em before they get you!

Wonder how Kat is making out with all her littlies and kids on that Disney cruise? I hope they're having a blast!

Take care out there, 'K?

I see Mr Bear came early this quiet Saturday morning

Thanks James you really know Jane LOVES your bearclaws!!

On our weather front unreasonable warm weather here all the way past Christmas possibly setting a record warm 67 f or 19.44 c set in 1922.

Santa sexy elves will be wearing tube tops and boy shorts at the Jiggle Club this holiday

🙄🔥🙄

Guess the jukebox is on

Sooooooo

1st up

I Will Possess Your Heart

Keltronics

Sahara

Time I go and follow the bearclaw crumbs to storeroom #4 hmmmmm

Oh before I forget rwo cases of mini marshmallows are now stocked here

seems a certain writer enjoys them with her hot cocoa. I.believe they where shipped from her twin and of course COD on delivery 🤣

2nd Saturday morning set

Lost Prayer

Mad As A Hatter

Ocean Eyes

This ancient lion thinking of dragging out the blackstone for 'short order' pancakes with our morning music sets

3rd Saturday set

Crystal Methodist

Carol of the Bells

Y'all it tis the last Saturday before Christmas!!

Enjoy the hot cakes with our "sneak in" Canadian maple syrup let's say

Duty Free

Be Safe +Jolly + Happy

Jane & Lion Out

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Today we're using Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java.

A steaming hot mug of the Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java sounds perfect for a frigid morning on the frozen tundra!

Big sports day today! Arsenal fight to stay on top of the table this afternoon. And the Packers are fighting for their playoff lives this evening.

Since the jukebox looks open, allow me to add to today’s already fantastic mix. Here’s a song that feels appropriate for this fine establishment!

Saw a light on

Pull in to deliver a few sundries and pick up a few things around Rumps.

Woke up Terrance from his deep sleep

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the simple beauty of snow globes have always warmed my heart during the holiday season

🎄

Trans Siberian Orchestra

Requiem

As I take a moment I close my eyes and fall into a deep sleep

🎄

Woke with a start in Kimmi Korner

Pick up Terrance and placed back in nut warmer

Being already in

Lights On

Bertha filled with 1870 fresh roast.

Copper Kettle singin

Place mixed Christmas Holiday treats on side bar

Moved to the Jukebox

Time for the 1st of the official first day of Lady Winter

🎄

Love Is All Around

Your Wildest Dreams

She Not There

Before going to check on Jane

One more three set of tunes

Set Me Free

What I Say

Keep Me Hangin On

Peanut Butter Cookies & Fried Mixed Pies added to morning treats

Friends I'll shall return with Jane to tend to Kimmi & Kat's Boy Toys

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Thank you for kicking things off, Lion!

We have a houseful of guests, and yesterday it was a MADhouse full of guests, so I slept in a bit.

(Ywans, scratches butt)

I think I'll take a mug of tea and check on the toys in Store Room #4

Later, gators…

Pulling back in to Rumps parking lot

Still quiet at the bar Jane says "no biggie more one on one with Kimmi's toys!" I laugh and count my blessings to have such a randy partner.

Refill my coffee as I return to the Jukebox

With Christmas Cheer and the sounds of moans in store room #4

Time for our third set

All I Want For Christmas Is You

You Make It Feel Like Christmas

Santa Baby

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Our Kansas City Chiefs are in Kimmi area today playing the Tennessee Titans the first of our last three games this season, this is our first time since 2014 that we had not advance into post season. Also QB Minshew steps in after Patrick Mahomes season ending injury last week loss to the LA Chargers

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Good morning, rest of the menagerie. Took an editing pass at my new gay story (see the what are you working on thread) and wow, why did I shuffle that one off to my Under Review folder instead of jumping back on it after submitting my comp entry. It's actually pretty good and needing only small edits. Coming soon to a Lush near you.

Irish Breakfast tea and on of those fried pies. Tell Jane she might have to share some of those toys in Storeroom 4. I know which ones are bi and will stick to them, I promise.

Good Morning/Afternoon, Rumpee's. I have just dropped in to say hi, as the bar seems lively. Cup of uncle Joe for me, please, Bear... Thank you. 😊 BTW... Mild but wet in the South of England at the moment.

Yesterday, I decided not to try and publish any more stories in 2025. And as I am away for the last 3 weeks of January, and the moderators (maybe) are taking a well-earned break from 25th Dec to the 5th Jan, then my next story will appear in February 2026. 🙄 Hopefully. 😊 Today I am just tidying up a few finished stories that will appear then.

Good morning/afternoon, everyone!

Lots of early risers in this group. As much as I want to be a “morning person”, if it hasn’t happed yet, I think that ship has sailed.

Another cold morning here in flyover country, so I will take a hot cup of Joe. It looks like we may get some unseasonably warmer weather later this week, so who knows… I may celebrate Christmas with some hot chocolate and a Kimmi inspired phallic shaped pile of marshmallows.

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Took an editing pass at my new gay story (see the what are you working on thread) and wow, why did I shuffle that one off to my Under Review folder instead of jumping back on it after submitting my comp entry. It's actually pretty good and needing only small edits. Coming soon to a Lush near you.

I am looking forward to your new story, Seeker. Hopefully you can get it submitted and approved before the Mod break.

I strayed up way too late working on my next story. I am diving into the Group Sex category. Seven guys, three women. And a lot to keep track of! I was hoping to get it out this year, but convinced myself to slow down.

I am new enough that my ego is still chasing likes, favorites, and followers. Oh, and the top 25 on the Top Authors page. I need to take a deep breath and remind myself that quality is more important than quantity.