RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

True enough. I saw it at the cottage in summer, though, so my brain refuses to associate it with winter.😏

just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

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Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

Hey Bear! It’s f’ing freezing here this morning. My fancy home computer thingy said it felt like -18 when I rolled out of bed earlier. I stayed up too late watching football last night, so I am tired and cold. So give me something highly caffeinated and hot, please.

I stayed up too late watching fball too!

I’ll take a hot cocoa with mini marshmallows stacked like a Christmas tree :)

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we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then

Good plan, I say. Be prepared for some grumbling from other quarters but I say go for it. Then again, now that I have my comp entry in, I am focusing on non-erotic writing for the foreseeable future so does not impact me much.

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Do it! Y’all deserve a break to be sure! And I do appreciate you! :)

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Thank you for the heads up, Sprite. 😊 Another here who appreciates what the moderators do. Enjoy the break, and of course, the holidays. 😀

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Thank you for the heads up, sprite. 😊 Another here who appreciates what the moderators do. Enjoy the break, and of course, the holidays. 😀

I’d like to echo that, sprite. I appreciate everything the mods do! I can’t imagine how much time and energy everyone puts in behind the scenes. I hope everyone enjoys the well deserved break!

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

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Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

i will let her know. don't worry, i won't tell what you said about her yesterday

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just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays.

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hmmmmmmmmmm

This reminds me of a

commercial

This ancient lion sez

HELL YES

y'all definitely deserve to enjoy a holiday break.

And just to clear the "air" Die Hard is the BEST action movie with a Christmas back story.

Furthermore does Gremlins have Hans Gruber??

I think NOT 😃

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Quote by paddlingincognito

Apparently, you are forgetting an even more bizarre Christmas movie - Gremlins!

Hey Bear! It’s f’ing freezing here this morning. My fancy home computer thingy said it felt like -18 when I rolled out of bed earlier. I stayed up too late watching football last night, so I am tired and cold. So give me something highly caffeinated and hot, please.

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Highly caffeinated and hot, eh? Hmm…

Will she do?? 😀

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I stayed up too late watching fball too!

I’ll take a hot cocoa with mini marshmallows stacked like a Christmas tree :)

Stack your own damn mini marshmallows, Kimmi! I have people to do!

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Stack your own damn mini marshmallows, Kimmi! I have people to do!

Pfffth! I don’t need you now anyways. Looky what I found in a cabinet under the bar! Yummy!!!

Only on Lush could you find marshmallow willies in a bar.😏

Good evening. Hot chocolate but no marshmallows. Just a generous dollop of rum.

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Highly caffeinated and hot, eh? Hmm…

Will she do?? 😀

Yes. Please. And thank you!

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Only on Lush could you find marshmallow willies in a bar.😏

Good evening. Hot chocolate but no marshmallows. Just a generous dollop of rum.

I dunno, I've been in several kinda shady bars and have seen a few strange things made of marshmallows. Not to mention dick-shaped straws, pussy shaped plates and of course glasses with strippers on them that 'lose' their clothes to reveal a nude as you finish your drink. Which is a pretty funny idea to get guys to drink faster. You know those dirty little hole in the wall places or bars in bad neighbourhoods surrounded by adult themed retail stores and low end massage parlors. In other words, places just like Rumps.

btw I think I counted 73 Comp entries as of this morning and I've only managed to read about 10-12 so far. The quality so far is really high but lots of Rumps regulars in there so that makes sense.

Xmas is pretty close. I might need to start shopping soon.

Here's some treats ...have the best ever everyone!!🍷🍺🎁...😊

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Here's some treats ...have the best ever everyone!!🍷🍺🎁...😊

Thank you, Daisy! And it's good to see you in here, classin' up the joint!

But did you really need to wear all those clothes? You'll get all hot … and bothered.

I mean this IS Rumps, right?

OK, Market Day, so I will be brief – I just won't wear any…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lemon Zinger teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java.

I've put out Christmasy donuts. Look at me, being all festive and shit.

Plus I've got some Bear Claws. Get 'em before they get you!

Wonder how Kat is making out with all her littlies and kids on that Disney cruise? I hope they're having a blast!

Take care out there, 'K?

I see Mr Bear came early this quiet Saturday morning

Thanks James you really know Jane LOVES your bearclaws!!

On our weather front unreasonable warm weather here all the way past Christmas possibly setting a record warm 67 f or 19.44 c set in 1922.

Santa sexy elves will be wearing tube tops and boy shorts at the Jiggle Club this holiday

🙄🔥🙄

Guess the jukebox is on

Sooooooo

1st up

I Will Possess Your Heart

Keltronics

Sahara

Time I go and follow the bearclaw crumbs to storeroom #4 hmmmmm

Oh before I forget rwo cases of mini marshmallows are now stocked here

seems a certain writer enjoys them with her hot cocoa. I.believe they where shipped from her twin and of course COD on delivery 🤣

2nd Saturday morning set

Lost Prayer

Mad As A Hatter

Ocean Eyes

This ancient lion thinking of dragging out the blackstone for 'short order' pancakes with our morning music sets

3rd Saturday set

Crystal Methodist

Carol of the Bells

Y'all it tis the last Saturday before Christmas!!

Enjoy the hot cakes with our "sneak in" Canadian maple syrup let's say

Duty Free

Be Safe +Jolly + Happy

Jane & Lion Out

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Today we're using Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java.

A steaming hot mug of the Black Mountain coffee from Port City Java sounds perfect for a frigid morning on the frozen tundra!

Big sports day today! Arsenal fight to stay on top of the table this afternoon. And the Packers are fighting for their playoff lives this evening.

Since the jukebox looks open, allow me to add to today’s already fantastic mix. Here’s a song that feels appropriate for this fine establishment!