RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

(wanders in, stops, shocked)

Oh fuck.

And I see that Lady Dryad is curled up over in Kimmi's Korner, so no help there.

(Grabs a broom and starts sweeping drunks into a pile.)

Y'know American rules "football" represents an embodiment of American culture:

Violence interspersed with committee meetings.

Y'all are gonna have to make your own coffee and tea today – I'm busy cleaning up!

And you can have some stale, leftover Christmas donuts.

(wanders off, muttering to himself, and sweeping…)

Morning Kimmi sorry about back to work Monday

Bear Morning too

You whimpering reminds this ancient lion how after a spontaneous party "blows in" the true friends would stay and help with clean up. I knew you would pop in early this morning and since you missed out on the BBQ fun & football I placed a couple of racks of ribs in the cooler for you and Lady Jay.

I brought Jane and fresh baked goods too.

Jane giggling as she fills Big Beautiful Bertha with Lion's Blended Coffee

Also Kettle is filled and singin

Now sone music

Handle With Care

Heroes

Rapture

Guess I'll roll up my sleeves and help Bear clean up the mess (the mess I helped to make)

Y'all enjoy your Monday

Lion & Jane

B busy helping Bear

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Quick fly by...

Grabbing some coffee and getting ready to fight traffic and start my week. Have a great day, everyone!

<edit> Just noticed the amazing songs playing this morning. Maybe I’ll sit down and have my first cup here. Then I’ll grab a second for the road.

points to feet, makes massaging motions, waits...

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points to feet, makes massaging motions, waits...

yes our one Goddess allow the scented oils relax your delicate feet.

Sweet Jane has heated towels for you too.

May we recommend a pot of lemon balm to relax?

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points to feet, makes massaging motions, waits...

I have an idea that will keep you off your feet. 😋

Hi to all, I am around, it’s just the ships WiFi has blocked LushStories and I like to add it has nothing to do with the quality of my writing or stories! 🙄😎

Currently on a beach in Bonaire, which I am calling South America, and have submitted a story. That leaves Africa and North America left for me to submit a Lush story from. I’m not counting Antarctica.

I mug of Yorkshire Tea please Bear, I try to catch up from the last week. Here a photo of the beach I am on.

You an swim but need to go down the beach a bit to protect the seagrass Take care all, David

Pulled into Rumps parking

Seems quiet enough outside

1st in looks around quiet inside too.

Well the old irish saying is

"go luath a ardú

am is fearr a shocrú ar an gaiste béar!

which translates to

early to rise

best time to set the bear trap"

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Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Lion 100% Kona Coffee this morning

Tea Kettle filled and singin

Fresh mornings sweets placed on side bar for y'all hungry for a "sweet tooth" fix. Our morning star: boston creme

Checked on Terrance all snug in the Nut Warmer

Miss Pixel raised up checking to see who dare wake her this early.

Turned on Jukebox for a couple of songs while I'll help picking up around here.

1st up to welcome Tunesday

Asia

Fanfare For The Common Man

Then

Pink Floyd

The Wall When The Tigers Broke Free

Two excellent songs to get this day

Alive I say

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Allow this ancient lion to recommend a story from our own Kimmi titled

Fate of My Heart

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-fate-of-my-heart

Not just a good story from Kimmi but a excellent redo of a classic short story from the 18th century,, "The Lady, or the Tiger?" by Frank Stockton, published in 1882. This has

her fingerprints all thru as she brings this story into the 21st century.

Can I say more?

Yes, this is also Kimmi's 300th story here in Lush Stories.

Congratulations my friend well done indeed.

Raise a toast to you

Kimmi

☘️

Speaking of talented ladies Tunesday continues with

Enya

Caribbean Blues

then

Stevie Nicks and Don Henley

Leather and Lace

Lady Gaga

The Dead Dance

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After those three ladies I shall end this morning set with

Celtic Whispers

The Wandering Rose

wandering rose has a calming to my lion's heart and soul

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David Bowie with Jeff Beck

The Jean Genie

With those I shall bid adieu

leaving Rumps to Bear & Company

Lion Out

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Allow this ancient lion to recommend a story from our own Kimmi titled

Fate of My Heart

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-fate-of-my-heart

Not just a good story from Kimmi but a excellent redo of a classic short story from the 18th century,, "The Lady, or the Tiger?" by Frank Stockton, published in 1882. This has

her fingerprints all thru as she brings this story into the 21st century.

Can I say more?

Yes, this is also Kimmi's 300th story here in Lush Stories.

Congratulations my friend well done indeed.

Raise a toast to you

Kimmi

☘️

I’m deeply touched by your post! Thank you! It’s not really a hot, sexy story, but one I was interested in giving my take on.

Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!

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Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!

*places donut in strategic location

Hi all, I'll be in storeroom #4.

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Steals all the chocolate cream filled for myself and hides in storeroom #4!

Hehe. “cream filled” 😂

Okay, I am better now. Grabbing some tea and heading back to the office.

Kimmi pimpin’… Kimmi! And WannabeWordsmith!

A short one about an important time for change in our history…

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/gay-male/bricks-blood-and-boys-like-me