RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

Hmmmm I might be one of those OTHER DRIVERS. I almost rear ended a guy at a stoplight a while ago, damn road was glare ice but I may have been doing approximately 30k/hr over the limit. Good thing I have studded tires, I managed to get around him. The look on his face as I approached was rather comical.

Our snow so far has been in a few minor storms, we only have about 18" on the ground. i need to write a snow sex story.

Happy News

There a new TV show about donkey rescue it's called "Donkey King," a reality series following Ron King and his team at Oscar's Place Adoption Center & Sanctuary in California, airing Saturday mornings on ABC (in USA) as part of the Weekend Adventure block, focusing on rescuing, rehabilitating, and rehoming donkeys. The 17-episode series premiered in early January 2026 and showcases the donkeys' personalities while educating viewers on animal welfare, with episodes available online after broadcast. 
Our Jenny approves btw

And asks for y'all support
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Happy News

There a new TV show about donkey rescue it's called "Donkey King," a reality series following Ron King and his team at Oscar's Place Adoption Center & Sanctuary in California, airing Saturday mornings on ABC (in USA) as part of the Weekend Adventure block, focusing on rescuing, rehabilitating, and rehoming donkeys. The 17-episode series premiered in early January 2026 and showcases the donkeys' personalities while educating viewers on animal welfare, with episodes available online after broadcast. 
Our Jenny approves btw

And asks for y'all support
☘️

Well, Lion, there are certainly some donkeys around here that could use some rehabilitation. Or at least resuscitation.

Or maybe just hung out to dry…

OK, given that it's Get-Fried-Day, let's get things fryin'…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up, I guess (glances around and grimaces) or about as good as it's gonna get.

Listen, folks, if you all are gonna get her sozzled at your tailgaters, you could at least help her clean up the joint afterwards, OK?

Hunh. Customers. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Lasang Salchow teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using a new coffee blend from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters: Happy Camper Coffee!

So I wanna see a smile on your faces as you drink it, OK?

And I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some home made peanut butter cookies.

Not MY home, but somebody's home.

Take care out there, 'K?

Stopping in for some hot tea with lemon. And to check on all my favorite Rumpled miscreants. Been a lil busy readjusting to my caretaker role with my brother back for three months. It was a little harder this week (and will be again next week) with my hubby traveling for work again. But it’s all good.

It just means less time to enjoy storeroom 4. 😉

But I’m still writing and modding. By the way, the queue is outrageous at the moment so if you’re submitting stories, please be patient. 🤪

Hope all y’all are doing well. It’s 40 degrees here on the beach with a feels like temp of 30. That’s Fahrenheit- so yes it’s damn cold here. At least there is no snow. ❄️

So keep the hot tea coming please. I’m gonna grab some breakfast and then come back with my moderator sword and do some queue slaying! 😘

Good Morning Bear

Much Thanks for the start of our weekend

I'll have a cuppa of Kicking Horse and a sprinkle covered cake doughnut as the Jukebox warms up.

Sweet Jane wander off towards storeroom #4 I heard giggling and hushed talk I think she's with our Kat

Look Out Kimmi's Toys!! Morning workout CUMMING y'all's way

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1st music set

Cream

Sunshine Of Your Love

Johnny Lang

Lie To Me

Traffic

Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys

Another great music set to start

Fried Day for y'all

Time to roll out second set

Cream

White Room

that was from their farewell concert in 1968 to be thrown AND catch a drum stick from Ginger Baker would be the best memory of their final concert. hard to believe that long ago.

sigh

Uriah Heep

Stealin

Johnny Winter

Susie Q

With Jane occupied I'm able to play classics from this ancient lion's past

3rd set comin y'all's way as I try to extradite Jane from Storeroom #4

Grand Funk

Were An American Band

Rush

Tom Sawyer

and our last for TGIF @ Rumps

Jethro Tull

Wind Up / Locomotive Breath

This ancient lion's heart is filled with music as our morning starts

Hopefully a song or two has y'all toes tapping too

If your in the path of winters fury be safe AND please check on your neighbors DON'T forget your pets too.

Also let's not forget the sea turtles and "falling iguanas"

Here is Florida Warning

Florida's "falling iguana" warning alerts residents that when temperatures drop below 40-50°F, cold-blooded iguanas become "cold-stunned," losing muscle control and falling from trees, appearing dead but often reviving as it warms, so people should leave them alone as they can bite defensively when they wake up. 

That's correct DON'T take them into your autos or home.

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Lion & Jane on the way to our furry friends

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Happy Friday, Rumpies!

Here’s a tasty treat for the tongue…

Happy Friday, Rumps. Fly-by to grab some coffee. At the airport this morning. Next stop… Maui! Hope everyone has an amazing day!

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Happy Friday, Rumps. Fly-by to grab some coffee. At the airport this morning. Next stop… Maui! Hope everyone has an amazing day!

Take me! Take me!

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Take me! Take me!

Takes you in storeroom #4. 🤣

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Takes you in storeroom #4. 🤣

Threesome! I call dibs!

But can we move it from storeroom #4 to Maui?