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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Good morning and Aloha! Still mid-morning on Maui. And it’s a brisk 72 degrees. No worries, as it will jump up to a comfortable 78 degrees soon!

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So, my garage door excitement was short lived. The installers didn’t include handles or locks. 🙈It’s always something. I’ve been told they will fix that. The question is when. 😫

Sorry about the handles and locks, Kat. I too would have just assumed that they were part of the package. Hopefully they can get those installed soon!

Maui. Its been about -30C here. (-20F for you heathens) Sprite: sorry to hear about your SF team, I had wrongly assumed you were rooting for the Seahawks. I was so happy for you when the Seattle guy ran the opening kickoff for a TD. (I probably shouldn't have brought up that detail.)

I've come to the realization I drive like a maniac. Was off to the bank today and saw a cop car on the opposite side of the road. Looked down at my speedometer, 40k/hr over the limit. Cop was busy. Horseshoe up my ass. Reminds of a similar story: Driving at excessive speed, engine whining and saw a cop with radar on a tripod facing the other direction. She heard my engine and turned but not the radar. I did slow a bit and as I went by she shook her finger at me and we exchanged a smile. Hilarious. In fairness I was near the end of a 400km drive and trying to make a dinner date. It took my nearly a YEAR to seduce that girl.

I drive much slower with passengers. Honest.

Happy Monday everyone!

I'm working on a couple of multi-chapter stories that are both based on true events. I just came to a sudden realization: the best thing about writing is you can change the ending 🤣

I also realized today (its after midnight here) is actually Wednesday making my immediately preceding post wishing everyone Happy Monday a bit late as it was in fact Tuesday afternoon. I may have a bit of a glow on.