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Tuesday 17th February aka

Tunesday here in Rumps

Morning y'all come on in sit a spell

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Trung Nguyen Premium Blend

Copper Kettle singin too

Assorted teas set aside

Mix of doughnuts & sweets placed on side bar

Our Jukebox on for morning music

Stock up on adult beverages & spirits

In my corner of rolling plains the earth is slowly waking from the winter season, our animals are shedding their winter coats. Today's high will top off at 73f (22.77c) but mother nature can be cruel, our faux spring is coming to a end there's talk of minimum 2 more snows coming our way.

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Now music these 3 have a deep personal meeting

Bob Dylan

Down The Highway

Joe Macdonald

Agent Orange Song

Gordon Lightfoot

Wreak of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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Good morning Rumpies! How sad is it that Carl and I should be looking at that same high temp today? I live in Florida for goodness sakes! But I won’t complain too loudly. It beats the snow.

Off to the gym. These early gym times are a killer but it’s nice to have the workout done so I can get a start on my day.

Hope it’s a great day for all y’all. 😎😘

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Mark your Calendars

Thursday 19th 2026 1PM EST till ...

WINTER OLYMPIC Women's Hockey

The final match for the Gold between the USA and Canada women's hockey teams is scheduled for Thursday, February 19, at 7:10 PM local time (1:10 PM ET) at the Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena. You can catch the game live on the USA Network or stream it on Peacock.

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With Bear being absent I've made a bar decision, all Canadian beer in-stock will be marketed BOGO and all bar tips will go towards all outstanding bar tabs (PIngs)

Furthermore in honour of both countries ladies hockey players, each person telling our servers the official double secret password (sock monkey) can enjoy up to five (5) shots out of Bear's private stock of Jameson whiskey He's been hiding 6 bottles of Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve (2007 release),

So tell your friends and family to help celebrate both Bear's absence and the Canadian vs USA Women Hockey game.

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Mark your Calendars

Thursday 19th 2026 1PM EST till ...

WINTER OLYMPIC Women's Hockey

The final match for the Gold between the USA and Canada women's hockey teams is scheduled for Thursday, February 19, at 7:10 PM local time (1:10 PM ET) at the Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena. You can catch the game live on the USA Network or stream it on Peacock.

☘️

With Bear being absent I've made a bar decision, all Canadian beer in-stock will be marketed BOGO and all bar tips will go towards all outstanding bar tabs (PIngs)

Furthermore in honour of both countries ladies hockey players, each person telling our servers the official double secret password (sock monkey) can enjoy up to five (5) shots out of Bear's private stock of Jameson whiskey He's been hiding 6 bottles of Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve (2007 release),

So tell your friends and family to help celebrate both Bear's absence and the Canadian vs USA Women Hockey game.

☘️

Unfortunately, the US Women's team is unbeatable at present. sad

Wednesday is HUMP day here in Rumps

1st in

Big Beautiful Bertha filled

Copper Tea Kettle filled and singin

Morning assorted sweets placed

Sweet Jane in store room #4 checking on Kimmi's Toys by the sounds cumming from there she's getting her workout too. 🔥

Our ladies are getting ready for tomorrow hopefully reaching GOLD

USA. CANADA. FOR GOLD. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

Since women’s hockey debuted at the Olympics in 1998, only the United States and Canada have won gold. This will mark the seventh Olympic gold-medal showdown between the two rivals.

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Jukebox warming up Back with our 1st set

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Quote by fuzzy1954

Mark your Calendars

Thursday 19th 2026 1PM EST till ...

WINTER OLYMPIC Women's Hockey

The final match for the Gold between the USA and Canada women's hockey teams is scheduled for Thursday, February 19, at 7:10 PM local time (1:10 PM ET) at the Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena. You can catch the game live on the USA Network or stream it on Peacock.

☘️

With Bear being absent I've made a bar decision, all Canadian beer in-stock will be marketed BOGO and all bar tips will go towards all outstanding bar tabs (PIngs)

Furthermore in honour of both countries ladies hockey players, each person telling our servers the official double secret password (sock monkey) can enjoy up to five (5) shots out of Bear's private stock of Jameson whiskey He's been hiding 6 bottles of Jameson Rarest Vintage Reserve (2007 release),

So tell your friends and family to help celebrate both Bear's absence and the Canadian vs USA Women Hockey game.

☘️

Humph.

A Bear goes out for a little siesta along the seashore, and folks start rifling through his drawers – AND his private stock!

Which I have now MOVED, thank you very much Lion!

But the bar looks pretty much as I left it – no new holes in the walls, Terrance looks well-fed and warm, and I can't see any dead bodies Miss Pixel may have left, so – all's right with the world.

Thank you, Lion, for managing in my absence – and drinking my absinthe!

Now, back from sunny Puerto Vallarta! The temperature variations were brutal: highs of 30C (that's 86F for those in Myanmar and American) every day and lows of 17-18C (likewise 62-64F).

OH! And it RAINED. Twice. For about an hour each time. In the evening.

I almost called my travel agent for a refund!

But Lady Jay had fun, got sand in her sandals (which may be where the word comes from), and I even commissioned a portrait by one of those caricature artists that roam around tourist haunts!

But if we had gone a week earlier, we would have been there for … (wait for it) … BEAR WEEK!

True, dat. Except I think they spell "BEAR" differently.

It's a major celebration for gays, and we rented a condo in the gay quarter, which was far more interesting and fun than the tourist quarter, which was shiny and stuffy.

I even got called "honey" on the street!

It's been a while since that happened. Lady Jay giggled.

So – how is everybody?

And Bunny, don't give up on the Canadian women! They may yet surprise the 'Muricans.

As the late, great(?) Howard Cossell used to say, "That's why they play the games…"

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Welcome back, Bear!

Although it would have been lovely to reconnect with you and Lady Jay, you made a wise choice to go further south this year. Our weather hasn’t been exactly tropical. (Yes, better than northern weather, but certainly not hot). Glad to hear y’all had a wonderful time.

I am happy to report that some of our Canadian friends did come down for their annual reprieve from the snow despite the political climate. One friend told me that they decided that our little town’s continued recovery was worthy of their support. We are grateful.

It’s a busy day for me, two trips to Tampa today. One for a doc appointment and one to have dinner with one of my sisters and her hubby who are in town for one night only.

Well, happy hump day, all y’all. I will just grab a Coke Zero or three and head over to the corner to do some story modding. The queue continues to burst at the seams, but we are plugging along. 🥤🥤🥤

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.