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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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1st in to Rumps the best bar in Lush.
Morning Y'all

Lights On
first bar tasks
Big Beautiful Bertha filled with
Coffee Bros Dark Roast
Copper Kettle filled and singin
packets of poplar tes & hot chocolate
of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections
Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar. Cinnamon Twists & Rolls, assorted cake doughnuts, Boston Cremes and not to forget Cuppycakes 😃
Terrance, Head of Security has reviewed last weekend Security tapes, making notes and reported to Bear.

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bar violators shall recieve a personal message & the monthly #1 violator picture will hang behind the bar as a reminder and after like 3 minutes decided on Fuzzy's picture to grace behind the bar

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Jukebox warming up 
Sweet Jane checks in on Kimmi Toys in store room #4
Speaking of Kimmi
Sending Lent prayers for peace and healing for her twin sister and good news after Kimmi's scan
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To start the music with

Benson Boone

Mr. Electric Blue



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Let's roll with a morning music set till Bear mosey in

Delta Blues Brother

The Older I Get, The Less I Care

Hope these settle till Bear shows

Love the sentiment: "The older I get, the less I care"

True dat – except for the people in my life.

Kimmi – that's not BAD news, it's AWFUL news, and my heart hurts for you and your sister.

Keep us posted, 'K?

And thank you, Lion. Do you ever sleep? You're an hour behind me because of time zones, but you still mananage to get here first!

Oh, well. As I tell Lady Jay – we'll sleep when we're old … which usually gets a laugh or six.

And BTW, I noticed we're still having a problem with the electrics, so I've placed a note outside the front door…

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Before our next music set

The Blizzard of 2026

Our friends in Rhode Island contacted us without power and HEAVY snow thoughts and told them to stay safe. Their worrying of their dairy herd and horses .

The National Weather Service, in an 8 p.m. update on Feb. 23, included some eye-opening snow totals across the state, including three feet in one spot.

Here's a list of recent weather totals posted by the National Weather Service, as of 8 p.m.

T.F. Green Airport: 37.9 inches as of 7:01 p.m.

Coventry, southeast: 33.5 inches as of 7:05 p.m.

Little Compton: 28 inches as of 7:34 p.m.

Narragansett, northeast: 33 inches as of 6:48 p.m.

Exeter, southeast: 33 inches as of 6:15 p.m.

Now music

Nordic Celtic Folk

Ocean Drums

Taylor Austin Dye

Damn Good Day

And our last this morning goes out to

Kimmi and Butters

Whiskey Pawson

Thank God I'm A Country Cat

Jane and I shall leave

For Now

We b Out

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(walks in, looks around)

Gosh, I guess Lion must have slept in today!

Well, I hope he and Jane are snuggled up together, and enjoying it.

Let's get Hump-Day started…

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and Darjeeling teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is now perkin' away.

Today we're using Lumberjack blend coffee from the Muskoka Coffee Roasters.

There are donuts.

Plus I've got some peanut butter cookies! Yipee!

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

I think we just caught the edge of that storm. Got just enough snow to justify a pass with the shovel. It has been two or three weeks so I won't grumble too much this time. At least we aren't shoveling every other day like we were in January.

Darjeeling and a couple cookies.

I have a new story idea but I am kind of unsure where to go with it. It could be a wild fling romance thing or I could pull out the stops and get a bit weird with it.

Morning, Rumpies wave

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

. Morning Bear and y'all

Busy day for this ancient lion

came in to make sure my picture is placed with honour behind the bar as the official #1 VIOLATOR for the month of March 2026. Reason for beating the other violators ( you know who you are) by winning offense drinking Bear private stock of Jameson. 😃

Sooooooo

As I leave today one song fitting for here the BEST Bar ever.

Shakira

Zoo

Yea this is safe sanctuary for all us "animals" and lovers of animals!!

Happy Days

Lion Out

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Good morning to all, or good afternoon if you live here in the UK. 😊

Judging by the hat, I see Kimmi's still in Florida, and I hope she's having a good time. I was locked out of the LS site yesterday (not just Rumpee's), but thank you, to simplyjohn, for sorting it out. 😊 But that does mean I will be doubling up on my mugs of Yorkshire tea today. Thank you, Bear.

Yesterday and today, it was warm and sunny here, 17°C/62.6°F. I had to cut the lawn for the second time this year. 😳 It does feel like Spring is close. Take care out there, everyone... drinks are on my tab today. Why? Because I feel happy, and I have just counted, and in two already written stories' time, I will have published three-quarters of a million words on LushStories. 😳 And most of them were in the right order!!! 🤣😈

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Hey there Kimmi! How are you two doing? Will Orlando need a big rebuild once you've left?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Twin big fun today!

She’s let her hair go white-gray. I told her I’m not ready yet… smile

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Mr Ape… a relative?

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Twin big fun today!

She’s let her hair go white-gray. I told her I’m not ready yet… smile

Shhhh don’t tell her that I said this, but you look younger. My sister did the same thing and though we are 5 years apart, the gap looks much larger since I refuse to let my hair go white. (As a redhead, my roots are white, not gray). I don’t know if I will ever be ready. lol

Love the sunshine for both of you. It’s been chilly here at my beach. Hope you are having better weather. 🥳🥳

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

High School Sweethearts - bringing back an old favorite for y'all to enjoy.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

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Shhhh don’t tell her that I said this, but you look younger. My sister did the same thing and though we are 5 years apart, the gap looks much larger since I refuse to let my hair go white. (As a redhead, my roots are white, not gray). I don’t know if I will ever be ready. lol

Love the sunshine for both of you. It’s been chilly here at my beach. Hope you are having better weather. 🥳🥳

Ha! Her hubby actually convinced her to let it go. I think because he went gray. I told her I was still looking for a mate and had to try, so I wasn’t gonna match her hair!!. 🤣🤣 Mom went white late thirties and we did, too. Been coloring hair ever since. I actually prefer the white to gray, though.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

A repost from my main page

found this on my Book of Faces page today and it's a charming "Lent" story

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Captain

In the small park in my neighborhood, there’s a majestic stray Maine Coon tom everyone calls Capitán — and for the past five years, he’s quietly ruled that little patch of green like a gentle guardian.

One day, a tiny white kitten appeared out of nowhere. He kept bumping into benches, planters, and curbs. It didn’t take long for everyone to realize the heartbreaking truth — the kitten was born blind.

That’s when Capitán stepped in.

From that day forward, the big Maine Coon never left the kitten’s side. He walks slightly ahead, letting the little one brush against his thick fur to follow his lead. He guides him down the sidewalk, carefully slowing his long strides so the kitten can keep up. When neighbors set out kibble, Capitán gently escorts him to the bowls. When they return to their favorite bench, he curls his large, fluffy body around the kitten like a living shield.

And when it rains? Capitán makes sure the kitten settles safely under the planter first — only then does he tuck himself in beside him.

The local veterinarian examined the little one free of charge and confirmed he was born blind. She said without Capitán, he wouldn’t have survived even a week outdoors. He wouldn’t have been able to find food or avoid danger on his own.

A few kind neighbors offered to adopt the kitten. But whenever they tried separating them, both cats cried endlessly for each other. So the community made a different choice — they kept them together.

Now their bowls sit side by side. The neighbors look out for them daily. And Capitán continues to guide his tiny shadow everywhere he goes.

Because sometimes, family isn’t about blood.

Sometimes, it’s about who chooses to walk beside you — even when you cannot see the way. 🐾❤️

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We are on kitten watch at the farm today, probably the event will happen Sunday during our possible ice storm!

Howdy Kimmi!!

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Mr Ape… a relative?

Cousin Charlie!! How's he doing??

(Actually, is that from Disney's Animal Kingdom? Because that's where I took the photo I use for my avatar.😊)

Fuzzy, like your cat story. Got to pet my first Maine Coon last year; it was huge.

Kimmi: hope all turns out well re your sis and yourself. Judging by that pink fur hat you are coping well.

On the subject of hair; I used to do all kinds of crazy shit with my hair, huge spikes, colours, dye jobs...for some reason the years of abuse have caused it to thin rather dramatically although I may have just had undiagnosed Covid. Fortunately I don't give a crap. I cut my own hair this week essentially while blindfolded since I can't see shit without my glasses. Looks pretty damn good if you ask me. Mind you I haven't looked at the back.

Had some blood work today and the vampire (nurse) was HOT! I was hoping I would get her while I sat in the waiting room and dreams DO come true. Turns out we both frequent a nearby scenic area to hike and feed the birds. It didn't seem right to hit on her at her work and for once I actually behaved myself.

Got an endoscopy Friday which is always fun bc who doesn't love getting medical stuff stuck down their throat?

I should be able to work that in to some kind of sympathy sex. 😈