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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Well, I ain't no man – I'm a Polar Bear, but I am a male. Will I do?

I'm also the Bear-tender around here, so what can I get you, milady? First one's on the house.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome to Rumps Susan.

What you drink for March?

I'm Fuzzy the anicent lion and I pop in early most morning to mostly spin tunes.

Bearkeep put Susan's drinks on my tab (pimg)

Welcome to Rumps

☘️

And with that bit of housekeeping done, let's get Tunes-day started.

Actually, I'm kind of surprised that Lion hasn't already been in and started.

So …

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready.

Today we're using 454 Horse Power Coffee from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate S'Mores kinda thingies.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hiya, Susan! Welcome!

If you are looking for company, feel free to venture into Storeroom 4, where I keep an assortment of playmates. There’s a particularly handsome Frenchman in there. smile

Morning, Rumpies wave

Was back to work for me yesterday. Boo hiss.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

And with that bit of housekeeping done, let's get Tunes-day started.

Actually, I'm kind of surprised that Lion hasn't already been in and started.

So …

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate S'Mores kinda thingies.

Take care out there, 'K?

Hey Bear it's hard not to enjoy newborn barn kitties so you beat this ancient lion ...

Juniper has taken to being a happy and loving Mum. Quite vigilante with her nuggets

☘️

Quote by KimmiBeGood
Was back to work for me yesterday.

I am now on vacation countdown. One month until I head out.

Good morning and a warm welcome to Susan. Ape hugs available if needed. Don't be too intimidated by all the wildlife in here. We are all friendly.

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newborn barn kitties

Ape like kitties. ☺️

Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome Susan! We have lots of fun characters in this bar. 😎

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome, Susan!

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Morning, Rumpies wave

Was back to work for me yesterday. Boo hiss.

Welcome back, Kimmi!

Hope everyone is doing well. I’ve been MIA for a week or so. Work has been insane ever since I got back from the islands. The good news is that I finally finished my next story and submitted it for approval.

Grabbing a mug of the 454 Horse Power Coffee, adding splash of cream, taking a deep breath, and starting another full day of meetings. Fun.

Have a great day everyone!

My latest stories:

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

My Wife’s Birthday Present - A simple birthday fantasy arranged by a devoted husband quickly takes a sharp turn.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

A warm welcome, Susan. 😊 Occasionally, Brits frequent Rumpees too. A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

Another sunny day here, 16C and, yes, I'm still wearing shorts. Sorry, Seeker4. 😎😎😎