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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Well, I ain't no man – I'm a Polar Bear, but I am a male. Will I do?

I'm also the Bear-tender around here, so what can I get you, milady? First one's on the house.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome to Rumps Susan.

What you drink for March?

I'm Fuzzy the anicent lion and I pop in early most morning to mostly spin tunes.

Bearkeep put Susan's drinks on my tab (pimg)

Welcome to Rumps

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And with that bit of housekeeping done, let's get Tunes-day started.

Actually, I'm kind of surprised that Lion hasn't already been in and started.

So …

Lights on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to go.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Irish Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready.

Today we're using 454 Horse Power Coffee from Kicking Horse Coffee Roasters

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate S'Mores kinda thingies.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Hiya, Susan! Welcome!

If you are looking for company, feel free to venture into Storeroom 4, where I keep an assortment of playmates. There’s a particularly handsome Frenchman in there. smile

Morning, Rumpies wave

Was back to work for me yesterday. Boo hiss.

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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And with that bit of housekeeping done, let's get Tunes-day started.

Actually, I'm kind of surprised that Lion hasn't already been in and started.

So …

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate S'Mores kinda thingies.

Take care out there, 'K?

Hey Bear it's hard not to enjoy newborn barn kitties so you beat this ancient lion ...

Juniper has taken to being a happy and loving Mum. Quite vigilante with her nuggets

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Was back to work for me yesterday.

I am now on vacation countdown. One month until I head out.

Good morning and a warm welcome to Susan. Ape hugs available if needed. Don't be too intimidated by all the wildlife in here. We are all friendly.

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newborn barn kitties

Ape like kitties. ☺️

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I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome Susan! We have lots of fun characters in this bar. 😎

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

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I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

Welcome, Susan!

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Morning, Rumpies wave

Was back to work for me yesterday. Boo hiss.

Welcome back, Kimmi!

Hope everyone is doing well. I’ve been MIA for a week or so. Work has been insane ever since I got back from the islands. The good news is that I finally finished my next story and submitted it for approval.

Grabbing a mug of the 454 Horse Power Coffee, adding splash of cream, taking a deep breath, and starting another full day of meetings. Fun.

Have a great day everyone!

My latest stories:

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

My Wife’s Birthday Present - A simple birthday fantasy arranged by a devoted husband quickly takes a sharp turn.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

Quote by Suburban_Housewife

I just want to step inside, perch my ass on a barstool, order a cocktail, and wait for a man to come talk to me.

A warm welcome, Susan. 😊 Occasionally, Brits frequent Rumpees too. A mug of Yorkshire Tea, please, Bear. Thank you.

Another sunny day here, 16C and, yes, I'm still wearing shorts. Sorry, Seeker4. 😎😎😎

1st In Lights On

Morning Y'all

It's Hump Day @ Rumps

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

LION'S MANE

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar tes & hot chocolate

of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar. Cinnamon Rolls, assorted cake doughnuts,

and not to sideline Cuppycakes 😃

Jukebox warming up

Sweet Jane checks in on Kimmi Toys in store room #4

To start the music, I see Jane's selected

Taylor Swift

Color Of Truth

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Thank you, Lion, for tuning us into Hump-Day! Much appreciated.

And just to celebrate one of the sounds of my youth – Neil Sedaka: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

And, of course, while he didn't cover it, the Tokens did, Sedaka wrote: The Lion Sleeps Tonight:

Sleep well, Sedaka. I doubt you'll be back this time…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Sedaka was a part of the soundtrack of my youth, even if I never became a real fan. His music was just always there.

Good morning. Pea souper out there. Hoping it clears a bit before I head out. Fog has been strangely common recently, probably due to our ever shifting temperature.

Later, alligators.

1st In @ Rumps guess what y'all?

Its Thristy Day

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha waiting

Copper Kettle singin

Mix of doughnuts and cuppycakes placed on side bar

Jukebox on

Today a nice spring day turning to storms rolling in by midnight sticking around for a couple of days thru Monday next week

I'll start our morning music with

The Doobie Brothers

Listen To The Music

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Lights are flipped on, Lady Dryad has cleaned up and we’re ready to rock 'n roll.

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Yorkshire and Assam teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready.

Today we're using Balzac's Canadian Maple coffee blend.

I've put out … cream filled cuppycakes and peanut butter cookies.

Take care out there, 'K?

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

'Morning, Lion!

How are the barn kitties doing? All healthy and happy?

And the Blue Jays are back, having reloaded for Bear. Well, not for me so much as Dodgers and Yankees.

And so far have a lousy Spring Training record.

Let's see how that all plays out!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Morning, Rumpies wave

What’s a good movie on Netflix or Prime? I started Frankenstein, but abandoned it. Was disturbing to me. I need something good since it’s gonna rain for next week here.

I watched latest Night Agent and highly recommend it.

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Heavy Thunder & Lighting here so it's a early morning

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1st in to Rumps the best bar in Lush.

Morning Y'all

first bar tasks

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Coffee Bros Dark Roast

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar tes & hot chocolate

of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar. Cinnamon Twists & Rolls, assorted cake doughnuts, Boston Cremes and not to sideline Cuppycakes 😃

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Jukebox warming up

Sweet Jane checks in on Kimmi Toys in store room #4

Now to start the music

Anne Bloom

Lady In Black

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I do love the hole … in the record … in that photo, Lion!

And thank you for getting things started! Why, I'm so grateful, we're going to knock a whole 5% off this month's tab!

Hope y'all are well and happy.

Kimmi, if you haven't already watched it, try The Thursday Murder Club. It's English, it's quirky, it's on Netflix, and the cast is to die for.

Or try A Good Woman on Prime

Not sure if you'll find it because it's a Canadian movie, but Peace by Chocolate, I think on Netflix, is quite charming.

A slightly older movie starring Reese Witherspoon, Sweet Home Alabama. Predictable rom-com, but still fun.

Oh, and I've put a new sign out front, in case anyone's interested. There's nothing like truth in advertising – and that's nothing like truth in advertising!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Ooh, we really enjoyed The Thursday Murder Club. Helen Mirren is fabulous!

My mood has improved significantly this morning. Could be because my man is on a plan waiting to take off and come home to me.

TGIF all y’all.

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Morning Bear

AND

Kat

Lovin the new sign, speaking of signs

Five Man Electrical Band

Signs

I'll add a couple more songs before scoot to check in at da farm

Wondering if Juniper is calming her new litter with our thunderstorms & lighting...

Attitude of Gratitude

Delta Truth Blues

I'm feeling only the blues today

Y'all enjoy your start of the weekend

Lion Out

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Good morning, all. Another here who likes the new bar sign. 😊

Films – I don't watch films so often now, but one I did enjoy was How to Train Your Dragon. I know it was meant to be a children's film, but it made me chuckle. Certainly better than the latest Jurassic Park film, which is the only other one I have seen recently. After a few sunny early Spring days, we have fallen back into what feels like winter. Yes, rain.

A mug of Yorkshire tea, please, Bear. Thank you. 😎

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First music set

Rush

The Trees

Damn, I missed Trees! I love that song. Seriously. Great band. Arguably the best drummer EVER. And just a small part of an amazing catalog.

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What’s a good movie on Netflix or Prime? I started Frankenstein, but abandoned it. Was disturbing to me. I need something good since it’s gonna rain for next week here.

Check out Sinners. I think it’s on Prime. I’ve got a feeling that it’s in your wheelhouse.

Happy Friday, Rumps! I am sooooooo ready for a weekend, it’s not even funny.

My latest stories:

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

My Wife’s Birthday Present - A simple birthday fantasy arranged by a devoted husband quickly takes a sharp turn.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?