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Thx everyone for suggestions! ❤️

I’m chillin’ this weekend. Next week is a lot. Sister has surgery Tuesday. I have scan Tuesday, too.

Everyone have a nice weekend! Love you all! ❤️

Best of luck to you and your sister, Kimmi. I hope it all goes well. ❤️

It's still raining here; hopefully it will be gone by tomorrow, as we're out with friends walking around an ancient hill fort. As I am drinking coffee in real life atm, I am trying Moskaka Breakfast Blend, although it is nearly one in the afternoon here. Thanks, Bear. 😊

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Moskaka

Muskoka. It's "Muskoka". Yeesh, you would think these English people would know how to spell.

Yeah, I have been there a few times, though my family's summer retreat is in Haliburton, the next county East of Muskoka.

Good morning. Looks nice out now but they are calling for more showers or even thunderstorms later today. Basically we are getting our April showers in March.

Yorkshire Tea and a Kimmi bun.

Sending good vibes to the twins.

Thank you all for your well wishes! kiss

And…

Those aren’t Kimmi’s buns. Bear. These are Kimmi’s buns! biggrin

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

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Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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Those aren’t Kimmi’s buns. Bear. These are Kimmi’s buns! biggrin

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

Is that a photo from ‘Twins Gone Wild’ weekend, Kimmi? 😂

Morning, everyone! Grabbing a little coffee and getting ready for a market run. Pot roast in the slow cooker sounds good today.

I hope everyone has an amazing Saturday!

My latest stories:

Public Displays of Affection - A young woman struggle to help her close friends come to terms with her latest relationship.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

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Thank you all for your well wishes! kiss

And…

Those aren’t Kimmi’s buns. Bear. These are Kimmi’s buns! biggrin

Get ‘em while they’re hot!

YUMMMM...

Good luck to you and your twin with all that's going on. 😘

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

1st in to Rumps the best bar in Lushland.

Morning Y'all

It's Sunday Funday

first bar tasks

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Coffee Bros Dark Roast

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar tea & hot chocolate

of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar. Today we'll feature from Home Grown Blueberry PopTarts,

We've broght 4 baker's dozens for y'all to enjoy AND not to sideline Blueberry Cuppycakes 😃

Terrance, Head of Security is awake and on the job.

☘️

Jukebox warming up

Sweet Jane checking on Kimmi's Toys in store room #4

Speaking of Kimmi

Sending Lent prayers for peace and healing for her twin sister and good news after Kimmi's scan that coming up early this week

☘️

Before I start the music, this past weekend thru the storms a ef 0 tornado dropped down 5 blocks from our house as it moved North East leaving trees and power lines down. As it moved east with heavy damage and loss of life across a wide multi state.

If you haven't please check on family and friends.

Now to start the music with

The Doors

Riding on the Storm

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(YAWNS)

Damn I hate these time changes.

Thanks for getting things started, Lion! You are a Beast among men!

So, much as it pains me to do so, I've been forced to put this notice up in the guy's bathroom.

Read and Obey! So it is written, so it is said!

If'n anybody wants me, I'll be back in Kimmi's Korner to find out what kind of mischief she and her sister got up to on their vacation.

Actually, that's where I'll be whether anybody wants me or not…

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Agreed, Bear. Time changes suck. Especially “springing forward”. Kicks my ass every damn year. Doesn’t help that I stayed up way too late reading. Sigh.

I get the pros and cons of daylight savings, especially in the fringes of the various time zones. But if someone decided to abolish the idea of daylight savings time, I would be just fine with that.

Coffee Bros Dark Roast And cream in a to-go cup, please, as I stumble out to start my day.

My latest stories:

Public Displays of Affection - A young woman struggle to help her close friends come to terms with her latest relationship.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

Yorkshire Tea, please.

Less than a month until my vacation. 8 days on the ship for 5 port stops. Not sure I like that formula, to be honest but I have ideas on how to make the best of the sea days. I am thinking of a period erotic romance set on a famous ocean liner just before WWI. Or is that tempting fate? 😋

Not a fan of the time change, but I don't mind that the sun will set later than it has been.

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Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

That's a really nice sunset. Where I am, I can't see either rises or sets without driving 10 or 15 minutes. Too many buildings around us. But I am cruising in April so usually get to see a few sunsets that way.

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That's a really nice sunset. Where I am, I can't see either rises or sets without driving 10 or 15 minutes. Too many buildings around us. But I am cruising in April so usually get to see a few sunsets that way.

I get to see sunsets most nights and I feel quite blessed. Moving to that beach helped my anxiety so much!

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

1st in to Rumps

the best bar in Lushland.

Morning Y'all It's Moannday

first bar tasks

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Folgers Dark Roast

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar tea & hot chocolate

of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar. Yes

Cuppycakes too 😃

Terrance, Head of Security is awake and on the job.

☘️

Jukebox warming up

Sweet Jane checking on Kimmi's Toys in store room #4

☘️

Now to start the music with

Imagine Dragons ft Lana Del Rey

Echoes Don't Lie

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(walks in, looks around, smiles)

The Lion is in the house, and all's right with the bar!

Well, except we could do with some more peanut shells on the floor…

Busy week ahead, plus Lady Jay and I are going to France to visit her cousin, what lives there, at the end of the month and into April.

Going to start with three nights in Paris.

Paris is always a good idea!

Take care out there, 'K? There are bombasts bursting in midair!

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You'll always have Paris, eh. 😏

Good weather down here right now. Nice day yesterday and supposed to be warmer today.

Took a stroll through the neighborhood yesterday. Someone had an absolutely massive rink in their yard. Obviously not operating anymore but the boards were still up. Seems like a lot of effort for something you only use a couple months, maybe three if you're lucky. The family does have kids that I have seen around when on walks in the summer so maybe worth it for them.

Yorkshire Tea please.

1st in to Rumps the HOTTEST bar in Lushland.

Morning Y'all

It's Tunesday

first bar tasks

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Folgers Dark Roast

Copper Kettle filled and singin

packets of poplar tea & hot chocolate

of course a pyramid of mini marshmallows placed next to the selections

Morning select of sweet treats placed on side bar.

Yes Cuppycakes too 😃

Terrance, Head of Security is awake and sunning himself out back by the on the hot tub .

☘️

Jukebox warming up

Sweet Jane checking on Kimmi's Toys in store room #4

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Now to start the music with

Deozy

Broken Light

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And Happy Tunes-Day Lion!

You're in fine form already – and I hadn't even arrived yet!

Let me add a couple of goodies to the feast

Busy day today – I've been invited on a local podcast, so that'll be interesting. It's been a while since I did an interview.

I've been told that I give good talking head. 🤣

Let's see if I remember how…

Take care out there, 'K?

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1st in to Rumps the HOTTEST bar in Lushland.

There are other bars in Lushland? Do they also double as coffee shops?

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Busy day today – I've been invited on a local podcast, so that'll be interesting. It's been a while since I did an interview.

That’s exciting! What are you talking about? I am guessing it is NOT about writing erotica?

Okay, back to the grind. Wait! Folgers Fucking Dark Roast??? Seriously, Lion? You’re killing the resident coffee snob. Do I need bring my stash of Maui Omu and Bad Ass Coffee in?

My latest stories:

Public Displays of Affection - A young woman struggle to help her close friends come to terms with her latest relationship.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

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Busy day today – I've been invited on a local podcast, so that'll be interesting. It's been a while since I did an interview.

Good Morning/afternoon, all. Your resident English Gent has just popped in to say hello and for a mug of Yorkshire tea. Cheers Bear. 😊 I guess you're on the podcast today, giving tips about how to run a bar and keep your customers happy.

Been out in the back garden most of the morning. I'm not a gardener, but there is something satisfying about removing two dead shrubs and then preparing the ground for ones that hopefully will last a little longer than five years. I also cut the lawn for the fourth time this year. Now time for a little writing. 😊

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Good Morning/afternoon, all. Your resident English Gent has just popped in to say hello and for a mug of Yorkshire tea. Cheers

Been out in the back garden most of the morning. I'm not a gardener, but there is something satisfying about removing two dead shrubs and then preparing the ground for ones that hopefully will last a little longer than five years.

☘️

speaking of gardening you have me thinking of the best Peter Sellers movie, Being There (1979) Shall we start calling you Chauncey?

Here's one of the movie clips

Do you agree this waa one of Peter Sellers stand out performances?

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I am guessing it is NOT about writing erotica?

James is a bear of many hats, I am finding, so probably something interesting but, yeah, not erotica.

Good afternoon. My days of working from home may be winding down. We are going to four days a week in office and the possibility of a return to full-time in office has been mooted. Oh well, I have been contemplating increasing my time in the office anyhow so I can handle it.

I am completely stalled on writing right now. Lots of bits and pieces but nothing I seem to be able to commit to beyond my 80 words entries in Kimmi's SS challenge.

Oh well, it will come back someday. Pinot noir, please.

Just stopping in for a Coke Zero. I did some modding, and it's always thirsty work! David (wtx55uk) has a new story published today, and so does a certain sassy redhead. Now it's time to spend a lil time with my honey. (And maybe read him my story later...)

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.