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Quote by techgoddess

Thanks! I'll have another Guinness.

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Certainly, darlin' … another Guinness – on David's tab it is!

Lady Jay is 1/4 Irish, which explains a lot, I'm sure. Of course, the remarkable thing of it is that she only has 7 great-grandparents. I kid her that her family tree is a wreath.

See if you can figure that one out!

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Quote by Racyrach234

Thank you Bear.. for the day that is in it, I'll have a Guinness. I don't have any Irish ancestry as far as I know. I think English, French and possibly some Russian but my family are pretty bad at looking after the past.

I was hoping to run into Susie, the deviant one again and was thinking she might show up with it being St Paddy's Day and her being the only Irish woman I know in here but she seems to still be awol.

As for embarrassing.. well where do I start? I have an ability to open my mouth to change feet so if I upset anyone in here, I apologize in advance.

No need. You'll fit right in with this lot. The only time they don't have their mouths full of something is when they change feet.

Susie does appear here every once in a while, but not that often. You can check Store Room #4, but I doubt you'll find her browsing among the Toys. You could always ask Kimmi, the Keeper of the Toys.

Meanwhile, one Guinness, coming right up!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

β€˜Evening, folks. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

I have zero Irish in me, but I’d still love a pint of Guinness and a shot of Jameson.

I almost went straight for the Irish Car Bombs. But the last time I started an evening like that, I was hung over for two days! Lesson learned. Sip, go slow, and go to bed before midnight. 😊

My latest stories:

Public Displays of Affection - A young woman struggle to help her close friends come to terms with her latest relationship.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

And Happy St. Paddy's Day hangover, one and all!

Today's offerings will orient that way.

First, caffeine:

We have Gothrider Coffee, "Guaranteed to Ignite Your Soul" it says here on the label.

And we've got Gold Label Yorkshire, plus Lipton Intense, Extra-Strong teas, with other, lesser teas available in the box.

Hot chocolate? Of course, with Mini-Mouse, er, marshmallows.

We've got extra sweet donuts this morning, and ham and cheese omelettes, with a side or three of bacon.

I know, I know – no one feels like eating, but greasy food is a way to calm that queasy stomach!

And I'll play some gentle MUZAK in the background, while you all try to find your eyeballs again.

BTW, do you know what Beartenders call St. Paddy's Day?

Amateur Night.

Take care out there, 'K?

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Quote by fuzzy1954

Morning Bear

and y'all other revelers

btw perfect morning music and ham and cheese omelets too

I'll have a nice Irish coffee Bear thank you. ☘️

Here's a couple of photos of parygoing on yesterday.

Good lookin' couple right there, Lion!

Is that Lady Jane by any chance?

Nice shirt, BTW.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Quote by fuzzy1954

You both look happy together. HOORAY!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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This is a ancient lion (me) 6 shots of Jameson in post parade had to win the double bet yes free shots for 1hour

I think I looked smashing in the tutu

And yes Jane drove home at 11pm.

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Chuckling here. It seems like you had a good time, Lion. 😊 Maybe a too good time! 🀣🀣😈

By the size of my tab, it seems like Kat had a good time too. 😜 I hope you are feeling better. 😘

A nice cool Diet Coke for me, Bear. Thank you. Not a cloud in the sky this morning, I'm planning to spend the afternoon in our hot tub. 😎

We had my neighbor over for our annual St. Paddy's Day feast, although we were minus her husband this year, as he is in memory care. Kevin made corned beef, soda bread, and red potatoes, and my neighbor made cabbage and a lovely green cake. I brought the Guinness. (Sorry, David, I'll um... pay you back somehow...).

Feeling a bit irritated this morning that my two-hour penicillin testing appointment that was scheduled for April 16 (which was already a wait of three months) got cancelled because the tests are on back order. So, now I am on a wait list. I would bet money that my turn will come up while I'm traveling in Michigan in late May/early June. Grrrr...

It's always something.

My bloodwork came back off for some or another immunodeficiency...will need to wait for doc appt on April 14 to see what's what.

Soooo, I'm gonna grab a Coke Zero, head to my corner, and do some story modding. 😘

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

Tender Seduction - sometimes the long game pays off.

Congratulations Mr Ape for being one of the winners in the SS writing challenge! worship

Enjoy your winnings! smile

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❀️