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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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Kimmi loves Taylor and Travis! ❤️ I love seeing how happy she is with him and how he is her biggest cheerleader. smile She needed a man who wouldn’t feel threatened in her bright light, but want her to shine even brighter!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Taylor is an insanely amazing song writer, regardless of whether you enjoy her music or not. And he work ethic is off the charts!

Happy Friday, Rumps. Wrapping up Q2 strategic today. It’s been another long week. Looking froward to the weekend.

Grabbing a cup of anything with copious amounts of caffeine, and back to real life!

My latest stories:

Endless Nights - Beneath the history, the engaging conversation, and the desire, something unexpected waits in the dark.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Unexpected Maintenance - A single woman, a broken appliance, and a very attractive maintenance guy. What could possible go wrong?

Ackkk...my brother has a cold! Please, God, don't let me catch it. I have enough trouble with my sinuses as it is!

TGIF, all y'all. Just stopping in to grab a Coke Zero and a corner to rest my ass while I mod. 😘😘

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Next - She was tired of being a good girl.

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

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Ackkk...my brother has a cold! Please, God, don't let me catch it. I have enough trouble with my sinuses as it is!

TGIF, all y'all. Just stopping in to grab a Coke Zero and a corner to rest my ass while I mod. 😘😘

Hope he gets over the cold soon, and you don’t catch it!

And… thank you for all the modding you do, Kat! kiss

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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With da Bearkeep off to France, there a wicked story to be told for sure.

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As he's on the continent the inner irish rogue in me have installed a new beet tapper. Yes all the way from Dublin

Harp Beer

Being the start of the weekend here in these "upstart" colonies a righteous tavern tune

Drink up y'all dirty lovable bastards

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Time to irish pimp a great sexy story from one of our own patron writers

from Rumps

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/a-picnic-and-a-fuck

All drinks are being covered all month of April for Annie, which means on Pings tab.

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A Picnic And A Fuck

In which an innocent day out turns into a feast of sexual fun

Outdoor

As Saturday unwind here are both men's and women's match up to their final 4 teams

2026 Elite Eight Matchups & Teams

#3 Illinois vs. #9 Iowa

#1 Arizona vs. #2 Purdue

#1 Michigan vs.

# #6 Tennessee

#1 Duke vs. #2 UConn

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Sweet 16 Matchups (March 27-28, 2026):

(1) UConn vs. (4) North Carolina

(6) Notre Dame vs. (2) Vanderbilt

(1) UCLA vs. (4) Minnesota

(3) Duke vs. (2) LSU

(3) Louisville vs. (2) Michigan

(1) Texas vs. (5) Kentucky

(1) South Carolina vs. (4) Oklahoma

(3) TCU vs. (10) Virginia 

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If y'all love basketball this is the TIME

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How about some Asian Folk Metal to rock your weekend? The subject is famous Asian pirate queen, so I suppose this falls in with the pirate metal subgenre to some degree, too.

The woman in the hat playing a liuqin (basically a Chinese mandolin) is Taiwanese musician NiNi. The long-haired growler (and a very impressive one, I must say) with the electric guitar is Ryoji Shinomoto of Japanese heavy metal band Ryujin. Nini used to mostly do Asian covers of Western rock and metal but has been putting out some good originals of late.

So, Mme Bear et moi are in gay Paris!

We saw this little thing on the way from the airport to the hotel…

Shall I bring it back for the bar?

And just so you know, I took this photo my own self, out of the window of the cab – hence the smears at the top of the picture!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Speak of pirate heavy metal

How's this?

Keelhauled

Oh, I loves me some Alestorm. They more fun metal than serious heavy metal but I love that myself.

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We saw this little thing on the way from the airport to the hotel…

I hear Trump wants one in DC. 🙄

When we were in Paris, I wasn't feeling well one day so Mrs. Ape and Ape, Jr. rented bikes and rode along the Champs Elysee while I prowled Musee d'Orsay (I'm a big fan of impressionism and post-impressionism).

More Alestorm, this time joined by German gurdyist and singer Patty Gurdy. She's toured with them on occasion, too.