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Kimmi loves Taylor and Travis! ❤️ I love seeing how happy she is with him and how he is her biggest cheerleader. smile She needed a man who wouldn’t feel threatened in her bright light, but want her to shine even brighter!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Taylor is an insanely amazing song writer, regardless of whether you enjoy her music or not. And he work ethic is off the charts!

Happy Friday, Rumps. Wrapping up Q2 strategic today. It’s been another long week. Looking froward to the weekend.

Grabbing a cup of anything with copious amounts of caffeine, and back to real life!

My latest stories:

Earth, Water, Air, Ash (Elements Comp Entry) - An artist is summoned to a secluded estate to create four portraits of the same woman, each inspired by a different element.

Endless Nights - Beneath the history, the engaging conversation, and the desire, something unexpected waits in the dark.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

Ackkk...my brother has a cold! Please, God, don't let me catch it. I have enough trouble with my sinuses as it is!

TGIF, all y'all. Just stopping in to grab a Coke Zero and a corner to rest my ass while I mod. 😘😘

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Next - She was tired of being a good girl.

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

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Ackkk...my brother has a cold! Please, God, don't let me catch it. I have enough trouble with my sinuses as it is!

TGIF, all y'all. Just stopping in to grab a Coke Zero and a corner to rest my ass while I mod. 😘😘

Hope he gets over the cold soon, and you don’t catch it!

And… thank you for all the modding you do, Kat! kiss

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

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With da Bearkeep off to France, there a wicked story to be told for sure.

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As he's on the continent the inner irish rogue in me have installed a new beet tapper. Yes all the way from Dublin

Harp Beer

Being the start of the weekend here in these "upstart" colonies a righteous tavern tune

Drink up y'all dirty lovable bastards

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Time to irish pimp a great sexy story from one of our own patron writers

from Rumps

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/outdoor/a-picnic-and-a-fuck

All drinks are being covered all month of April for Annie, which means on Pings tab.

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A Picnic And A Fuck

In which an innocent day out turns into a feast of sexual fun

Outdoor

As Saturday unwind here are both men's and women's match up to their final 4 teams

2026 Elite Eight Matchups & Teams

#3 Illinois vs. #9 Iowa

#1 Arizona vs. #2 Purdue

#1 Michigan vs.

# #6 Tennessee

#1 Duke vs. #2 UConn

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Sweet 16 Matchups (March 27-28, 2026):

(1) UConn vs. (4) North Carolina

(6) Notre Dame vs. (2) Vanderbilt

(1) UCLA vs. (4) Minnesota

(3) Duke vs. (2) LSU

(3) Louisville vs. (2) Michigan

(1) Texas vs. (5) Kentucky

(1) South Carolina vs. (4) Oklahoma

(3) TCU vs. (10) Virginia 

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If y'all love basketball this is the TIME

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How about some Asian Folk Metal to rock your weekend? The subject is famous Asian pirate queen, so I suppose this falls in with the pirate metal subgenre to some degree, too.

The woman in the hat playing a liuqin (basically a Chinese mandolin) is Taiwanese musician NiNi. The long-haired growler (and a very impressive one, I must say) with the electric guitar is Ryoji Shinomoto of Japanese heavy metal band Ryujin. Nini used to mostly do Asian covers of Western rock and metal but has been putting out some good originals of late.

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

So, Mme Bear et moi are in gay Paris!

We saw this little thing on the way from the airport to the hotel…

Shall I bring it back for the bar?

And just so you know, I took this photo my own self, out of the window of the cab – hence the smears at the top of the picture!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Speak of pirate heavy metal

How's this?

Keelhauled

Oh, I loves me some Alestorm. They more fun metal than serious heavy metal but I love that myself.

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We saw this little thing on the way from the airport to the hotel…

I hear Trump wants one in DC. 🙄

When we were in Paris, I wasn't feeling well one day so Mrs. Ape and Ape, Jr. rented bikes and rode along the Champs Elysee while I prowled Musee d'Orsay (I'm a big fan of impressionism and post-impressionism).

More Alestorm, this time joined by German gurdyist and singer Patty Gurdy. She's toured with them on occasion, too.

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

Just thought I'd pop in to drop off some goodies parisienne.

I think we may need to raise our game, folks!

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Good morning. How's life? I had the leg cramp from hell last night. Most painful I have had in a long time and no easy way to stretch it out. Had to ride it out mostly. So I will take a strong cup of Yorkshire Tea (leave the bag in).

Comp entry is probably ready but I am in that mode where I keep tinkering for no reason. It's like I look at two sentences and today my brain thinks that this one should go first even it read just fine going second yesterday. And then I go, oh with the number of changes I have made, I have to do another pass later before I submit it. Even though the next pass will be more idle tinkering.😒

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

More Rumpies entered the competition! worship

Fab stuff!

An emotional week coming for me. Genetic results coming tomorrow. Dr appt for my thyroid Wednesday. Hoping to get answers, make a plan, and get this bump in the road behind me!

Drink, please! And a hottie from the storeroom!

Kindness is contagious. Spread it! ❤️

Good luck this week, Kimmi. I will have one of whatever you are having.

My competition entry is live. It is different from all of my previous stories. And spoiler alert, this is the first story I’ve published on Lush that doesn’t have a happy(ish) ending. Perhaps that means I am growing as an author? lol

My latest stories:

Earth, Water, Air, Ash (Elements Comp Entry) - An artist is summoned to a secluded estate to create four portraits of the same woman, each inspired by a different element.

Endless Nights - Beneath the history, the engaging conversation, and the desire, something unexpected waits in the dark.

The Summer Tour - A chance encounter between two strangers draws them into something impulsive.

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Genetic results coming tomorrow. Dr appt for my thyroid Wednesday. Hoping to get answers, make a plan, and get this bump in the road behind me!

Here's hoping you can come out of this in a better place. Sending good vibes.

And for those who haven't noticed yet, my entry is up now.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/consuming-fire-of-her-desire-3

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

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An emotional week coming for me.

Irish wishes and healing vibes sent your way Kimmi you got this my friend. ☘️

"May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain"

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