Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

last reply
77.8k replies
2.9M views
45 watchers
22.7k likes

This ancient lion & Jane will be at our Kansas City Royals home opener today.

We have unbelievable weather today to bolster our home opener with high temps in the mid 80's F The big news this year is moving the fences at the K ten feet in. We'll be waiting to see how the offense does this year.

Also this

The MLB "9-9-9 Challenge" is an official 2026 concession promotion at select stadiums (Giants, Mets, Phillies, Rockies, Royals, Astros) where fans consume nine mini hot dogs and nine small flight-sized beers (plus a tall boy) for roughly $55–$65. It is a curated version of a fan-made challenge.

And yes y'all Jane will be driving home

☘️

18+ Only

1st in @ Rumps

Lights On Surveying overnight damages, not to bad gotta say

Bertha filled with Folgers yeah baby!

Copper Kettle filled & singin

Assorted doughnuts,Danish and cuppycakes too

With the jukebox warmed up.

I'll start with a song from

Suzi Quatro Kick Out The Jams

Thinking of our Mr Ape

😃

18+ Only
18+ Only
18+ Only

I'm just pulling up to the bar for my normal mug of Yorkshire Tea, thank you, Lion, Ape and the holidaying Bear. 😊

As a small way of saying thank you endlessly for manning the 'Rumplations' bar, here is my nod of appreciation. You all lightheartedly get a mention in the latter part of this story. Cash In Hand 12 - "Another Exposure" - Part 1 Of 4

Cash In Hand 12 - "Another Exposure" - Part 1 Of 4

Somertyn Manor temporary reopens and with it comes JJ's first public exposure...

Mature

Quote by wxt55uk
As a small way of saying thank you endlessly for manning the 'Rumplations' bar, here is my nod of appreciation. You all lightheartedly get a mention in the latter part of this story. Cash In Hand 12 - "Another Exposure" - Part 1 Of 4

You have humbled this ancient lion by weaving Ape, Bear and myself in Cash In Hand

Thank you sir

☘️

Continue to soar my friend

Did you intend to have a poll there or did it just happen? I voted 15 whatever that means.

There's an element of heat in this story.

Consuming Fire of Her Desire - Elements comp entry

I voted 15 as well. Because that is how old I was (well, actually 16 in Lush years) when I gave my heart to my hubby. I almost picked 6 because that is how many years we were together before I became his Mrs.
I have zero idea what we were supposed to be voting on.

I finished the rough draft of my comp story today! Woo hoo! Only 220 words too long. Some clever editing should rectify that issue.

This calls for a glass of pink Moscato!🍷

Ruined By A Redhead - She told him she would ruin him; she kept her promise

Next - She was tired of being a good girl.

Sunset Grill - Sometimes you find love where you least expect it

All My Love - Real love can last a lifetime and still feel brand new.

I voted 6, being the age at which i killed my first... umm.. nvm

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

I choose 6 because I met my good friend Bear that many years ago. I chose 6 because I started reading many of the authors I have grown to appreciate their craft. I chose 6 because I found friends here and a place called Rump's that became my hangout - although, I am usually quietly sitting in a booth unless someone or something made me giggle... ❤️❤️😎

I know it's early, even in the UK, and I am British, but am I the only person here who doesn't know what I am voting for in the 6, or 15, number poll? Alright, I give in; I voted 6 because I like the shape of the number. 🙄😀

Coffee, please... as it comes, thank you. 😊😈

Quote by wxt55uk

I know it's early, even in the UK, and I am British, but am I the only person here who doesn't know what I am voting for in the 6, or 15, number poll? Alright, I give in; I voted 6 because I like the shape of the number. 🙄😀

Coffee, please... as it comes, thank you. 😊😈

Ah, British are ye Sir shall you take on this Irish task? Be it 6 or 15 one looks inward for their answer. This ancient lion shall start Big Beautiful Bertha for you as I record your vote of 6

☘️

18+ Only

Quote by Beachgirl1959

I choose 6 because I met my good friend Bear that many years ago. I chose 6 because I started reading many of the authors I have grown to appreciate their craft. I chose 6 because I found friends here and a place called Rump's that became my hangout - although, I am usually quietly sitting in a booth unless someone or something made me giggle... ❤️❤️😎

Beachgirl1959 we thank you for not only your vote of 6 with your usual quiet demeanor. Your vote opens this ancient lion's heart with your reasons a tune you shall recieve

I'm sure our BearKeep will smile teading your vote of 6

☘️

18+ Only

A fitting start to Hump Day @ Rumps

I'll police up the leftover chicken bones

IF miss pixel is willing 😃

Beautiful Bertha is front and center filled with Jamaica Blue Mountain.

Yes, early in this morning our spring rains have begun thunder& and possibly 5 inches by the week end.

Due to this and Bear off in Le Gai Paris

With Lady Jay I've come to organize the bar early.

Jukebox on

Assorted fresh pastries & cuppycakes placed on the side bar. Terrance has at least 3 eyes on the sweets doing his security thing.

My sweet Jane is still in our bed with our house cats so it's just me this morning.

Will someone help out excerizing her toys in storeroom #4?

Speaking of Kimmi y'all must read her latest story

The Tree Hugger

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/the-tree-hugger

Now a few tunes I'll start with

Snowy White

Midnight Blues

A

18+ Only
18+ Only
18+ Only

Don't forget our poll closes this Friday morning y'all

I say vote Eary and Often

😃

The British newspaper The Times of 27 August 1859 printed a letter about the use of the ballot for voting in the United States, written by Richard Henry Dana Jr. to his friend Lord Radstock. In the letter, Dana reports:[6]

"Our experience has shown us that in the excitement of great popular elections, deciding the policy of the country, and its vast patronage, frauds will be committed, if a chance is given for them. If these frauds are allowed, the result is not only that the popular will may be defeated, and the result falsified, but that the worst side will prevail. The side which has the greater number of dishonest men will poll the most votes. The war cry, "Vote early and vote often!" and the familiar problem, "how to cast the greatest number of votes with the smallest number of voters", indicate the direction in which the dangers lie."

Now music

White Zombie

Thunder Kiss

Sammy Hagar

Can't Drive 55

☘️

Before I leave today, I would like to "beat our drum" about a long journey here in Kansas City.

Rock Island Bridge between KCK & West Bottoms (Kansas City Missouri) opens April 1

A long journey opens today and its NOT April Fools.

😃

A repurpose of the 100+ year old cattle bridge that connected Kansas City Kansas and Kansas City Missouri over the Kansas River has been turned into our next entertainment venue.

Here is a news report on October 16th 2019.

And now today

https://youtube.com/shorts/6yE9Z0QRDj4?si=IlfmjT0ihTD78FCV

A great addition and will be a vital part of our World Cup this summer.

Proud ro say Hell yes

☘️

Lion Out

Y'all play nice and

Don't forget to VOTE

18+ Only

Greetings from cloudy Normandy!

I hope you all are behaving … but behaving WELL this time … in my absence!

We went to Mass a Notre Dame early on Monday, then wandered around the building afterward. It is FAR cleaner – and more popular – now than it was last time we visited!. A couple of photos for you all, plus the view out of Jay's cousin's window in Normandy, just to remind you all that I'm still alive and … well …

Y'all take care now, y'hear?

18+ Only
18+ Only
18+ Only

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!