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RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar

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you doing the beaches or graveyards while you're there?

We did that on a prior trip. Very moving, but not something I want to do again.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Well I see that the taste in cock-tails hasn't improved much!

Almost 8 am around these parts, so thought I'd check in and see how y'all are doing.

Kimmi, I'm glad you're test came back negative, and hope the same for your thyroid biopsy!

It was bright and sunny here yesterday afternoon, but chilly – a high of only about 11C (42F).

And…it's cloudy and cool again today. We're going to an open air farmer's market here this morning, which should be a gustatory adventure!

Sampling French wines while we're here – to restock our cellar, don'tcha know. Purely for research.

Had a very nice Gewürztraminer from Alsace yesterday evening. YUM!

Might put it on our wine list between the Manischewitz and Andrés Baby Duck.

Baby Duck, for those of you who are uneducated in the ways of Canadian (former) wines, was the best-selling wine in Ontario in 1989, before the province was forced to stop taxing Ontario wines preferentially, and hence had to produce real wine, not soda pop from Concord grapes.

Baby Duck was fizzy and purple, and truly horrible stuff. An enterprising reporter from The Toronto Star took a bottle to London and asked one of the great wine merchants there the proper way to serve it.

The critic thought for a moment, then said, " Frozen … on a stick!"

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An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Heading up to Michigan today to take my brother home and then spend the next 8 days seeing family and friends. Now that my comp story is in, I have a lot of stories to catch up on reading. Rumps’ patrons always have some amazing entries and I can’t wait to see what y’all have written! 😘😘

I will still be here on and off. And while I won’t be sightseeing like Bear and Lady Jay, the sights I will see include some of my favorite faces, so I’m a happy girl! ❤️

Lose My Breath is my story for the Elements story competition. I hope you'll check it out!

Hi all. Safe journey, Kat... have fun and enjoy. 😊 Though if you are driving, that seems a looooong way. 😳

I know I'm in early, but not a problem; I'll help myself to a cup of Yorkshire tea and put my gallons, sickles and kutes in the till. 😜😈

Well darlings

We've made it to Friday or as most say

TGIF but in Rumps we call today

FRIED Day 😃

Lights On

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with leftover coffee from Bear's stock of

Kicking Horse Coffee's Happy Camper

Doughnuts & Cinnamon Twists of course yummy Cinnamon Rolls

Kat safe travels with your brother back to Michigan and enjoy family and friends. Don't fret I've secured your stock of Coke Zero till your return.

Jukebox on getting ready to entertain

Update on Artemis II the crew successfully broke from Earth orbit are now headed to loop around our Moon.

https://youtube.com/shorts/cBWRzBcO7gg?si=utvrGco6ZhjIDE75

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Weather here rain with potential tornados are leaving my area Late Friday night heading East

Here my PSA y'all

"turn around Don't drown"

Watch for flooding in and over streets

Please take heed !

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First song

Seals and Croft (1973)

Hummingbird

Poll votes in

6 or 15 by a shocking final the winning number is 15 .. which is 6

Thanks for playing along y'all

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I voted 6 because a friend of mine did!

Not as rainy here in lovely (wet) Normandy! Today is, I think, a rest day to spend indoors.

Meanwhile, my overactive imagination worked while I was asleep, and I have the next chunk of my comp story, waiting to be written out.

And for you ladies (and the rest) here's a photo of the Ralph Lauren atelier from across the street in Paris, plus a photo from inside the central courtyard, where there is a bar and a café. All quite beautiful.

Fortunately, it was closed when we walked by early morning on our last day in Paris! I told Lady Jay just how desolé I was.

Don't think she quite believed me, based on the eye-roll I got…

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A jolly Hello to you Bear and Lady Jay.

Hopefully you enjoyed touring Sainte-'Mère-Eglise and Colleville-sur-Mer, the solemn site holds 9,388 graves of U.S. soldiers overlooks Omaha Beach.

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Sounds like you're enjoying yourselves

Now

1st in on this Saturday Morning

Lights On

Surveying our Bar not overly tossed I must remember to treat both Miss Pixel and Terrance for their continued watchful eyes & claws

Big Beautiful Bertha filled with

Maxwell House Original Roast

Copper Kettle filled and singin packets of poplar teas and hot cocoa for our non coffee patrons

Giving Kimmi's toys in store room #4 a sleep in since sweet Jane will have them "police" the area out back around the hot tub area getting ready for pleasant weather.

Birds singin as the day start

Jukebox on to surround the bar with music this morning.

Assorted doughnuts & pastries placed on the side bar.

I'm sure Mr Ape, the Davids, Kimmi and Kat will pop in as our other happy patrons

First song

John Prine

Clay Pigeons

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I'm sure Mr Ape, the Davids, Kimmi and Kat will pop in as our other happy patrons

Hi, Rumpees, consider me in the house, I mean, bar. Hi, Mr Lion. 😊

Then makes a beeline for Big Berta and pours coffee, takes a large gulp, and then uses Bear's wooden ladle to bang on Berta's metal side. I know I'm underplaying this, but I have an announcement. 😲

"BANG-BANG-BANG."

I found out last night that if all goes well, I am going to become a grandfather in October. Our youngest is expecting, and not only that – are you listening, Kimmi? – She is expecting twins!

Having twins doesn't run in our family. She will be the first.

So I have only one thing to say: drinks are on my tab today! 😊